Dragged through a hedge (Patreon)

Mate, you look like you've been dragged through a hedge backwards and the hedge won, what's happened to you?

Yeah, I know but my body is “peng!”

“Peng” when did you start using words like that? Look at your clothes, high vis has bits missing, your t-shirt is ripped.

Today when I changed! Look something weird happened to me today. Would it surprise you to know that this morning when I got dressed, my high vis was brand new out of the packet and my t-shirt was white, and definitely not ripped.

Yes it would completely surprise me. What happened?

Doesn't anything else look different?

Now you mention it. Yesterday I'm sure you were almost bald, fatter older. Now you've got blonde hair, you are slimmer and younger. You definitely had hairy legs and probably hairy arms, but now you're smooth!

I was all of them things.

So what happened?

This weird guy on the buss told me I had won a lottery of some kind. He told me I would have to cope for today with worn-out clothes but by the end of the trip I would be rewarded. This guy wanted my body and in return, he would give me his.

Mate, yesterday you were almost 60.

Yeah and that's the beautiful thing. He said he was an old man trapped in a young man's body. He said he was born twenty years ago, but he prefrred older ways of life, older movies, in fact anything from 60 years ago he preferred.

Okay. That's strange.

Yeah, I know. He told me I could have another chance at life if I took his body and gave him mine. I didn't bat an eyelid when he offered it to me.

Wow, mate. Your

are actually stunning but You didn't waste any time in thinking about this?

Nope.

Well, what if things are different with your new body? Different size of, I won't beat about the bush, your dick. It might be smaller. Even your clothes, whatever you have probably won't fit you any more, I'm sure his feet, your new feet are going to be a different size now so even your shoes aren't going to fit any more, And he's got your new clothes and stuff.

I ain't been able to see my dick for many years! My belly got in the way, besides, I haven't actually checked but if feels bigger. As for my clothes, he tells me its all been replaced. My shoes have been replaced with his, All my clothes have been swapped with his, even stuff that's dirty. His dirty socks are now in my laundry basket! Everything has been taken care of. Everything right down to the pics on my social profiles ad the face ID on my phone! Its all been changed!

And your wife is she gonna be happy with this change?

She's been changed too into this guys boyfriend.

Boyfriend? Your gay now too?

I couldn't care what I am. One got a young stud of a body. I'd happily be gay to keep this body. And yeah it's permanent.

Oh wow, a how did it happen?

Well, you say about being dragged through a hedge backwards, in a way, that's exactly what happened! We were on the bus. We were weirdly the only ones there. He told me to lie down on the back seat. Then he lay on top of me. Somehow, I don't know how I was dragged inside him, soon there was just me lay on the seat. But I could feel I was different and I felt heavy, like there times heavier than I was used too. Then as quickly as I was dragged into him, I was pulled out backwards. I was now lay on the seat with my much bigger, heavier body lying on top of me. I pushed him off.

Then what happened?

He thanked me and got off to bus.

Oh wow. I hope this happens to me!

I'm sure it will mate, you'll just have to get the bus to work.

Fuck mate your story jas made me so horny. Fancy a bum, since your gay now.

Not sure... I would but your so much older than me now.

Come on mate, your going need practise for your new boyfriend.

Yeah, I guess I will!

What number bus was it again?

69 mate, catch that one and I'm sure you'll get a new body soon