Not what I want (Patreon)

There is no pit in you trying to be friends with me, we are complete opposites and I really can’t offer what you desire.

Oh really, that is a shame. But what is it you think I want?

You want to sleep with me don’t you?

No! I won’t lie mate, I think your fucking gorgeous. You’ve been listening to everyone else and assuming that I bat for the wrong team. And whilst it may be partially true, I most certainly do not want to sleep with you. I don’t want to be with you, but I wish I could physically become you.

Really? You mean in some kind of body swap. You do know it’s possible these days don’t you?

I know they are conducting trials on some kind of beta test. It’s going to be a costly procedure when it’s all sorted.

Yer, but it’s free now and they say if your not happy with the results, or not happy with who you swap with, then they will swap you back.

Sounds too good to be true doesn’t it?

Yer, it’s a dream. But it’s a dream I wish could come true, I’ve always wanted to be taller, I’ve always wanted to be blond.

Well, it’s quite expensive being me. I go the sun bed shop every day, a high priced gym five days a week. I buy new clothes for every event I go too. I wouldn’t mind getting a break from being me if I’m honest.

What, you’d swap with me?

Maybe, just one question though, and how you answer depends on whether I agree to it or not. You see, I am not gay. But I’ve always wanted to experience being gay, but I’d never trust another lad to do anything with me. Don’t want any stds. THe only person I would sleep with is myself. So are you gay?

If I’m perfectly honest, I’m not sure what I am. Prefer guys for sure. So I suppose I am. Yes. Are you offering a body swap with me, just to know what it’s like kissing yourself, just to know what your own cum tastes like, to feel your own dick inside your swapped body?

If you’d sleep with me once we are swapped, then yes. I’m not sure I would want to swap back if I enjoy it though. So I’d be gay in your body, just for you in my body. However, you’d have to hide my desires and keep my “straight” persona until I agree to let you come out or we swap back.

It’s a deal. I’ve just checked their diary. They have an opening in the next hour. Want to do it now?

Fuck, better had before I change my mind.

Arriving at the clinic, it was clearly a start up firm, but it was very clean, surgical and scientific. We were in paired into a room and told to put on a pair of gloves each. Each of our fingers was then attached to a wire. We sat down in chairs facing each other. I was looking him directly. He was looking down at his feet I called him, and he locked his eyes on mine. I looked at him some more and said I can’t wait to be feeling you up with your hands and me in control. He laughed. I can’t wait to get fucked by myself he said. The doctor counted down 3,2,1. And I wasn’t looking at him any more. I was looking at my self.

Mate, your dick is hard, why?

I was thinking about feeling my own cock inside what is now the new me, sorry about that.

It’s fine, it feels big.

It’s huge mate. We gonna fuck..?

At least wait till we are out of here.