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Lads, you know it’s illegal for him to have a passenger with him, he’s still a learner, he can’t carry you on his bike.

Yep, we know but in a few minutes, he won’t be carrying me on his bike.

What do you mean?

Well, there is still gonna be two of us riding home, but I’ll be hiding.

Hiding?

Yep, no one will be able to see me.

How so?

As soon as he turns the key, my body will be sucked inside his, I’ll take over his body for the ride home, and as soon as I turn the key again I get pushed out of his body. There’s room for a third one, if you need a ride?

Well, I could always use a ride, but you do know these devices have faults with them don’t you? Some of them have some serious bugs.

What kind of bugs?

Well, some of the earlier models, well they allowe you to hide inside someone else, but when you separate again you separate differently, like in the wrong body. It looks like you have one of the very earliest models. Haven’t you noticed anything?

Yer we have actually, every time we do it, we are wearing each other’s clothes, like if we did it now he would end up wearing my grey tracksuit, and I’d end up wearing his blue one. It’s a good job we are the same size really other wise the clothes wouldn’t fit.

And if that’s just the case, then isn’t it a bit weird that you’ve just been hiding inside your mates body and are now wearing his clothes. His boxers, his socks, everything else? What if he had sweaty feet, smelly feet and now your wearing his socks, what if he got horny, had a wank and now your wearing his cum stained boxers?

Well when you look at it that way, it sounds a bit horrible, but I’m sure neither of us do that.

Lads, I think, actually I know it’s a bit deeper than that. What’s actually happening is your swapping bodies every time you do this.

What, really?

Yep, that’s the glitch these systems have, sure you can “hide” inside your mate, but when you separate again you have swapped bodies.

So we’re not swapping clothes, we’re swapping bodies? How do we know who is supposed to be who?

If you don’t know now, then I’m afraid there’s no way to know now.

So this might now be my body?

50:50 chance, did you say there was room for one more?