Are you Brandon? (Patreon)

Mate, are you Brandon?

No, I’m not Brandon, he left five minutes ago. I’m Connor

Shit, boss said i had to find Brandon. He said it was almost a matter of life or death.

Yer, probably, or maybe just one of the machines has gone down, probably the one that only Brandon knows how to fix.

What are we gonna do?

Your quite new here aren’t you?

Yep, first week on the job.

So you are trying to impress?

Deffo.

So you probably don’t know that I can be Brandon, if you want me too be?

What are you talking about? Oh wait, is that an innuendo? Are you coming on to me?

What!?! No! I can be Brandon, braidon, Ben, James, Harry, Anthony, Tom, Phil, josh. Anyone really, even you.

I’m sure you look nothing like Brandon or any of them. You certainly couldn’t be me.

Oh, I could. I can. Not till I’ve finished my break though.

You must be on some kind of drugs.

Nope, nothing mate. I can quite literally transform my body into anyone else’s, providing I’ve seen them of course.

Transform your body?

Yep, if I’ve seen a guy in person or in a picture, I can turn myself into them. It doesn’t last that long if they aren’t with me, probably an hour, 2 maybe tops. But if they are with me and they know about it I can transform indefinitely. I get their entire body and all their memories.

I don’t believe you.

I’ll show you, here draw something on your hand. Just remember, this is interfering with my break.

He drew a smiley face on his hand. Now watch.

Within seconds I had transformed myself into the rookie. Complete with his cheeky grin, youthful looks and dirty work gear

You see, right before your very eyes, and in case you don’t recognise yourself, here, look, the smiley face that’s on your hand is now on mine. Believe me now?

Well, obviously. I recognise myself I’m not dumb? But how? Actually, never mind how. Are you a total copy of me?

Yes bro, we could pass as identical twins, right now we are identical in every way. Your mind is even inside my head, so if anyone saw me instead of you p, then I could answer as you would and behave exactly like you do. Not even geneticist’s could tell us apart, even at a molecular level. I have your 28” waist, 34” chest,, size 9 boots, blonde hair, cheeky grin, obsession with aftershave and coffee, I’m even wearing the same boxers as you, the ones you couldn’t be bothered to change for 3 days. Bro, that’s a bit rank!

Wow, this is quite awesome. I could get away with all kinds of things, work related of course, with an ability like this. You could be me every day.

I could, but then who is me? I can’t ring in sick every day, I would never pay the bills. This is strictly for emergency use only. I only turn into people for emergencies or my pleasure. Speaking of which, the pleasure will likely happen when I turn into you at home later, but now, the boss needs Brandon don’t he?

Bro, I so want to be part of that pleasure, please invite me back to your place later, I’ve always wanted to kiss my self, fuck myself, touch myself from another mans body. Now I can do it, from my own body with a twin of myself.

I hear ya, we can sort something out for you, but I’m not taking a dick up my arse, even though it’s really your arse, I ain’t going there.

Bro, I’d take the d.

Your a kinky little fucker ain’t ya?

And right now, so are you!

Yer and if I’m picking up these vibes in your mind correctly then your turned on right now, but not because of me looking like you. It’s the body swapping thing that’s turning you, and in fact now me, on. You want to be able to do this don’t you?

I would absolutely love an ability like yours. Can I?

There is a way, but first, let’s sort the boss out, he needs Brandon.

To be continued…