The socks (Patreon)

Dude, the socks your selling, your selling them as new, but I’ve only just received the package, had them on for about ten seconds, they definitely are not new. I mean, I don’t actually mind, I’d probably of paid more if I’d of known they were worn, but some buyers might not be happy about it.

I’m so sorry for the mis understanding, I can see by your picture that you have tried them on. Unfortunately in this instance as we can sleazily see you in the picture wearing the socks we can not offer a refund or exchange. But please note, you are buying from a pre used site, even though the listing states new, these items are usually returned items due too defects. What interests me from your comment is that if you’d of realised they were worn you would of paid more.

I wasn’t asking for a refund or exchange, I was just letting you know that the listing said new but they clearly aren’t and some buyers might not like that. And I would of paid more because I have a weird ability.

Ability?

Yes, I often buy used socks, or steal my friends socks, they change me.

Change you? How?

They turn my body into an exact duplicate of the last wearer.

I was the last wearer of these socks.

Well in that case I’ve just been transformed into you. I’m quite pleased with the results and since you have found out about this we have a number of options.

options for what?

Well, you see I can only transform into a duplicate of someone for the period where I’m wearing the socks, as soon as I remove them I turn back into my self. Since you know about it, the rules dictate our options. Wither I remove the socks, or you transform into me. You see there can’t be two of the same person in the world, but that rule is discarded since my transformation is temporary, but now you know I can make my change permanent so long as you agree.

Agree to turn into you? I don’t even know what you look like.

You don’t need to know, because it doesn’t matter. You’ll also gain my ability to transform into anyone by wearing their socks. Don’t worry, you will still be you, just with my body you can keep your job in the sock factory and turn yourself into anyone who returns worn socks. You decide.

Keep wearing the socks mate, I will take your body.