Batman Housewife 2 (Patreon)

Marsha, Queen of Diamonds: "Oh Batman Batman! Aren't you eager. Now what would your fans say of you smoozing with the enemy?"

Batman: "I'm sorry Marsha, I can't help myself. I...I...need you. You're my world. My universe. I'm in love with you."

Marsha: "Well now Batman, if I recall you came to stop me from commiting my diamond scheme."

Batman: "I...I...did. But I've changed. Your desires are my desires. Together we can get all the diamonds in the world."

Marsha: "That does sound tempting, but Batman, I can do that without you. I have more special designs for you. Please, sit at attention."