Batman Housewife 3 (Patreon)

Marsha, Queen of Diamonds: "So as your detective work made you fully aware, I've partnered with your old friend the Penguin."

Batman: "He's twisted and pure evil. Marsha, my most beautiful and delicate angel, I fear your partnership will lead you into trouble. I will protect you from that monster."

Marsha: "You certainly will not Batman. You will honor our agreement! Poor Owalt fancies yours truly. And who could blame him. But, alas, I am not prepared to take his hand, or flipper, or whatever you might call it. Heartbroken is Cobblepot, but he is not so unreasonable or realistic. And he is agreeable to finding another mate provided they are beautiful and obediant to his ways."

Batman: "My love, how does this involve me?"

Marsha: "Well, you love diamonds do you not?"

Batman: "Absolutely. I love what you love. It is my new obsession."

Marsha: "Well, your new goal is to chase a ring, from your new partner, Mr. Cobblepot."

Batman: "But Marsha!"

Marsha: "But Batman, you did say you would do anything for me did you not?"

Batman: "If it means your happiness my queen, I would move mountains!"

Marsha: "Then we must move with haste! Transforming you into Ms. Cobblepot will be no easy task."

Batman: "Yes, Ms. Cobble...pot..."