Batman Housewife 1 (Patreon)

Marsha, Queen of Diamonds: "Why Batman, how surprising to see you here. I was expecting much later."

Batman: "Give it up Marsha, the hypnosis scheme links to you. Come quietly and things will go better for you."

Marsha: "Oh Batman, if only you would see things my way. You just don't have a love for material things as you should. You know what you need? A woman's touch. It will open your eyes to so many more possibilities rather than just that machismo mind you have. But, alas, you have it all figured out. You probably even know just exactly how I was able to mesmerize my subjects."

(Without warning, Marsha drops her red towel and leaves herself completely exposed. Batman is immediately enthralled).

Batman: "Mar...sha..."

Marsha: "Yes, Batman, do come with me."