Patreon Prompt 195 (Patreon)

Prompt: An obese nerd accidentally alters reality, making the entire population into duplicates of himself, and they're just as horny as him.

   Loneliness can do a lot to a person; this fact rang very true in the case of Carl Shen. Overweight and finding it difficult to interact with the general population had left him with little in the ways of companionship. Desperate to find someone to love him for who he was or even just a friend, he had emptied out his wallet to procure a monkey’s paw from a bizarre shop. While 99% of his mind told him he was an idiot for thinking such a thing would work, the minority of his brain left him to hold the relic aloft and make his wish.

   As the finger on the paw curled, wisps of strange energy spread out through the area. The tendrils of magic found their mark on nearby pedestrians, making their bodies shiver as they were transformed. Carl stared in awe as anyone affected by the magic swelled with weight to match his 345 pound size exactly. Their bulging bellies would be covered up in an instant with a variety of t-shirts bearing logos and references to shows that Carl was sure only a few people knew of. The images on the clothing were distorted as each person’s chest engorged to copy Carl’s sagging man pecs. Sweatpants appeared on their lower halves to contain their massive rears and the sizable bulges in their crotches that was all too familiar to Carl.

   Watching the clones’ hair became a tangled mess of unkempt strands; Carl couldn’t help but smile. Shuffling his way over to a group of his copies adjusting their glasses with their pudgy fingers, he opened up his arms wide. Without needing to be told, the Carl copies threw themselves at the original with lustful intent. As Carl swapped spit with his various partners, his mind was already racing to think of how best to interact with his endless supply of similarly horny lovers.