beWilder’s Wildest: Round #1, Match #1 - Lara vs Kelsey! (Patreon)

Hello out there on beWilder Island, and to all you beWildernauts, from us here in the studio. The day as come at last. It’s time to kick off another contest and what an opening match we have for you all. Come in, join us, enjoy the views and most importantly vote, as we all play beWilder’s Wildest 2023! Now then, without any further ado, we now take you to the island!

In our first match up we’ve the returning champion Lara Croft to kick off the fun and games (for us, not necessarily them), and along side her perhaps the most ballsy girl on the list of challengers, especially for her height, Kelsey Mathews! If anyone has the confidence to tackle the top seed, it’s her, no doubt!

Sure, Lara has the name recognition and the skills to survive the island, but she only took the crown by 2 votes in the end 5 years ago, meanwhile Kelsey’s got the personality to make lewd chaos on the island the same way she does all aroun our Philly! So let’s see who’s got the appeal when it counts, which is right now!

The girls have been tasked with setting up snare traps, for hunting and prowler security, all while they make their bids to stay put on the sands, so here they are and this is their best way to win your votes (according to them). Let’s see the ladies survive!

“This isn’t how I thought I’d end up defending my crown, honestly, but bloody Hell did you think up the most troublesome way to go about it. Most of these girls couldn’t survive a camping trip let alone a deserted island… Not me though, I know my way around a rope and then some! *Hrgh*! What this island is going to need is some know-how, so I’m your Queen for that. Not afraid to get more than a little muddy, or salty, or sunburned as the case may be. Vote Sense. Vote Lara… *Heave*!”

“Who needs snare traps when you can have rope swings and the most hard-mode stripper pole in the biz for us with the skills for it? Y’See, boyos and fellas out there, it’s me you want to be keeping in this. Look at her doing actual work instead of keeping it fun… I’m your gal if you want this island to get rude and lewd, and you know I’ve got form after what I’ve already done to Little Toscana’s business hours, and that’s when Noe-sizzle can kinda temper me too… So pick me! I’m the spunk, she’s the junk…! Vote Fun and Chaos, Vote Kelsey! *Swing*!”

Think you can decide on who stays and who’s shipped off home?

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The Rules!

We’ll keep them simple, here they are:

- Vote for who you’d like to see through to the next round and live it up on the island. Maybe that’s who you think is most deserving, the most fun, the best suit to surviving or best suited to finding their swimsuit. It’s your choice.

- Any ties will be decided automatically: Highest Seed (as in highest number, the underdog) Wins!

- There are no other rules!

What They’re Playing For!

- Winner stays on into the next round and keeps their dreams of the crown alive, not to mention the other prizes

- Winner also stays to see extra concepts of her island life amongst the other winners. Remember to take that into account!

- Loser’s votes still count in determining positions 9-16 for the final contest rankings, plus future contest seeds (if we have any).

- Loser goes home, but not before we take her exit interview and see her off with last sights and sounds from her!

And speaking of that last point… I’m being told in my ear to throw over to my co-host for what will be his prime part in this contest… Ehh… Please, give a round of applause for…

Salvatore’s Premium Dish!

Hello there, fellow fans of lovely things. When I found out I could be involved in a contest of such beauty, I jumped at the chance, as I of course as it as a couldn’t miss opportunity to… promote my fine dining establishment, of course.

And so in that vein, as co-sponsor of this event, I offer to you all a taste of my “Premium Dish” of the week, but only if demand is high enough! Should there be… let’s start off easy, shall we? Should there be 15 or more votes cast in total between the girls this week, I shall play my own part and convince my side dish Ms. Caroline to attend the post-match interview in scant island-wear of her own, rather than do it from here in studio with all those layers on… By the way, darling, you look lovely.

That’s all from me for this first match. I’m playing easy, so don’t disappoint…! (*Whispered*) I’ll save too much of the scandal for… Muhaha!

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Th-Thank you, Salvatore… *Gulp*.

And that’s it then! That’s our first match! All that’s left is to vote. Will we see the return of the Queen? Or will we blow the whole contest open from the start? We’ll find out by Thursday 16th at 23:99 GMT, and come Friday after I’ll see you all again for the results show…! I… I guess I better go pick out a bikini for that now… Thank you again Mr. Baines…

As the usual boys would say… “Until Friday…”

Be voting for your babe and beWilder!