Aims for April 2023 and March in Review! (Patreon)

Hey to the ho, fellow hoe-lovers! Too much of a hard opening…? Or not enough…? Either way, here we are once again with a big ol’ goals post to mark the end of another month with mini milestones! Can you believe we’re already way past March and into Q2 of the year? It was still Christmas just yesterday…! Right…? Oh well, time marches on and so do we, so let’s get to some accounting and see just how far we’re pulling ourselves with the time we’ve had so far. You know how it goes, so let’s get to going and start with the month we’re about to leave behind before we hype up a new one! So then…

Our March Goals:

- Agents of Heels v0.26 to the Daring fans. Failed – Opening it up with a miss right off the bat, but being honest and frank, that was likely with this one as we once foretold. Early April was our the majority of our open window for Natasha’s big return release, but we wanted something on the board to show we had a major goal to work on (and that most of our month’s work would be on) and so there it is. We aren’t so torn up that we didn’t get done earlier than expected… However… We are miffed that things are still dragging on the back end, but we’ll cover that below on the jump forward. Point is, didn’t make this one, so it’s no marks for us. Onward so.

- Noemi’s Toscana Rebirth v0.20 Released to theBold fans. Complete! – Alright then, a nice complete-o to make a thumbs up on! Yup, Little Toscana doesn’t deliver (wait, should they?), but when Noemi does she certainly does! Her first foray into her own 20’s (versions) brought with it some burgeoning friendship with the Kriemsicle, some Frankie-pankie at the bar again, and even another dance with Sal, this time mostly horizontal! Yup, now the Bold can all delight in the good stuffs too, which is great news for them and a tick for us, huh? Can’t wait for the next dinner service around her way! Can you?

- Noemi’s Toscana Rebirth v0.18 Released to the Public. Complete! – For those who can’t wait on more Noemi, and just aren’t as wild as the beWildernauts for whatever reasons (we don’t judge), there’s still a dish and then some to devour. Been a while but we’ve got ourselves a Public Release again! Hurrah! Now everyone the world over can come and see exactly what’s befallen Noemi after her big choice the time before… Did she screw over Sal or take a step closer to his side? The fallout’s waiting to be seen, plus the start of Frankie’s own woes too! So get on in there if you haven’t already, while we give another tick off here. Tick!

- Keep the Wildness Rolling Through More News, Posts, Updates, our Discord fun and Twitter chatter! Partial (50%) – One to round out the list as always, our “keep on reaching out to the fans” special. We had another decent month of keeping in touch and keeping y’all and so we’ll hit a tick on this one too, though as always it could have been better. Wherever did that first half of the month disappear to? Well, we did give it a go going. Starting off we made our big Fan Art Contest Announcement! Do remember, folks, we’ve got a bevy of Prizes to give out, full copy of Witcher 1 included, for the best Noemi-Natasha-Witcher themed fan art, even if it ain’t got Noe or Nat in it! Along the way, we also celebrated the best day for Irish guys in the world, the “Kiss Me” day of Saint Paddy’s, with a very wild Frankie who’s looking more Ivy than herself! We also had the first of our Natasha’s backer teasers, with her bad girl self (corrupt, actually) behind bars for… well, we’ll see yet! Few but quality posts for this month then. Added to that, we had our time on Twitter for those who enjoy it on there, our usual Discordin’ too, so with all that we figure a partial tick off is warranted, right? Though a couple more posts here and there would be nice, we figure maybe a bit more than half might be more in line with what we got, but ultimately a half point would bring the overall for the month closer in line with reality, so there we have it. Tell us if we’re wrong, won’t you?

One more month added to the accomplished, making what, 60 by now? Wow. All the same, we must get to totting up. Will it be in the top half of our finished runs, or was it one for the turn down list? Well the math isn’t a head scratcher on this occasion, now is it? We hit on 62.5% (2.5/4) on goals, making it fair and not foul, but still a little on the downside. Any month we don’t make a splash with new to chew content is a bummer month in our books, but March was going to be a wind-up month so that April could be a heavy swing. That’s the downside to the recent increase to cycle time. We’ll be looking to April to come in with hard with some good stuff indeed, so let’s see what’s on the list for the weeks ahead then! Shall we?

What to expect in April:

- Agents of Heels v0.26 to the Daring fans. Again. It’s still in the works and we’re pulling it along like a plough-horse, bit by bit. We’d like to be finished as planned in the coming week or so, but we’re sad to say these horses got a little bit stuck in the mud, so it’ll still be a couple weeks, which is why we haven’t added on the Brave folks as a goal this time around. We’d love to see them satisfied, but it’s better to be forthright and set expectations as best we know they’ll likely be, which means most of the month will be getting this done and we can’t 100% say we’ll get to the mid-tier by time’s end. The main headline however is we’ll be expecting Natasha to be out saving (or dooming) the world this month ahead, and be back into things with Noemi’s next stop at bat with time to really get a move on! Which brings us to the next goal…!

- Handover and Progress Shown for Noemi’s v0.21. Once Natasha’s gotten her Heels off, it’s back to Philly for dinner and dishing like always, and we want to be well on that drive by the time we’re back here for April, so it’s our next goal on the things to do. As for Noemi’s go of things, we’ve already got her next script complete, laid out and ready to ship, with a lot to get salivating over already in there. All we’ll say for now is we’re switching things up with where those scenes fall, and that she’d best be prepared for a lot of hot-blooded encounters among them! We’ll see just what’s what when we get that far with our month though, don’t you worry!

- Call Time and Crown a Winner in our Witcher Themed Fan Art Contest! If you didn’t already know, we’re running a big fan contest with the theme of beWilding the Witcher! With prizes up for grabs, we’re going all in on having a wild ride with this one. Open to all artists, all types and all genres, just as long as they’re fan art, why not try your hand at making your fav girl from our roster “walk the path”! The contest runs until April 22nd, and we’ll announce the winner a week later (should we have any entries, obviously), giving the best of the bunch a good show off. That’s the plan, so keep an eye out for some real fan fun coming up towards the month’s end, here’s a-hopin’!

- Celebrate Easter with a Special Egg Hunt! That’s just a cheeky way of saying we’ll mark the occasion with a delightful thing or two to see, like we used to do a lot more around here. Why not get our bun-bun ears on and the matching fishnet-y tights that come with and enjoy a girl of y’all choice burying eggs somewhere for a joyous find? Let’s have some holiday fun once again!

- Have more than a few April Showers of content with more News, Posts, Updates, our Discord fun and Twitter chatter! Another month, another chance to party it up with us and us with you! From here, to there (aka Discord), some DeviantArt-istry, and Twit(ter)ing galore… It’s all what we’ll make of it and we’ll do our darndest, so come on and darn with us! We’ve got Easter to throw down on, more Backer and possibly even a Public teasers coming for Natasha’s photogenic as-… self. Something of Noemi, no doubt, and whatever storm of sweetness and heat we can make happen on Discord’s fan funnin’ times (y’all want in on that?). So that’s our goal as per usual, let’s enjoy the ride not just the releasing!

There’s our April coming up, how’s it looking to y’all with that shape and sound? Still a lot to do, don’t let anyone ever tell ya that making sexy ain’t hard work, but we’re glad to be doing it, no doubt about it. We hope y’all are jazzed for what’s a-coming. Time we start to re-lube it up and get a back in the field then.

Ah, but before we break, you know by now how we like to end these, with our thanks for those beWildernautswho have made it all a possibility. From the progress we’ve made in the last month to the dreams for what lies right ahead, it’s all because of you who have had faith in us and supported the wildness as backers. To you, we give our dearest and sincerest thanks once again, as we live the dream thanks to your support, both morale and sustenance. Thank you all for your kind hearts, patience, and lewd sides that can’t be contained! Y’all are the best among us. Thanks once again.

And that’s our time, you’ve been great! March is once again over for another year, so let’s get rolling into April and get a head start on the heat before summer comes a-boilin’! We’ll see you on the other side, so until we get our wildness on another month…

Be more excellent than chocolate eggs for dinner, and beWilder!