Easter 2023: Who’s Tail End Gets the Bunny Suit? (Patreon)

Hey-ho and hello, beWildernauts! How’s the earliest days of April suiting you then? This the season for lamb and mint sauce weekend lunch-dinners again, which can only mean lent is coming close to an end and we can sin-sin-sin all we want to again! Well, that’s how some people see it any ways, others are more devote, and that’s fine for them.

Ah yes, Easter is coming up in but a week’s time (even less!), and we’re not much for big lumps of egg shaded chocolate around here, we’re more into girls and woman and females and sluttiness! We’d rather celebrate the occasion with y’all and a tasty lady hand picked by all y’all, so let’s give you a poll to pick your winner from! That’s right, it’s you who gets to choose which girls going to get the cottontail, whether they like it or not! That said, even the stubborn ones then to enjoy themselves after a while… See?

Last time we did this, Noemi has handed the “honour” without a contest, but she sure made a show of it all the same! She was in need you see… Debts, and all that… Well, this year she’s hungry for another boost of tips and she figures why not keep the service fresh as well as the faces? Seems like a good plan to make bigger money-money-money than pancakes and iced tea alone, huh?

So here’s the deal, like we usually do it. We’ve got a list of ladies just below, you get to pick your favourite, and we’ll be putting the winning girl in Noe’s bunny suit as she handles a special Little Toscana lunch service come Easter Day. Hell, she might even get her very own bunny suit in her perfect colour, wouldn’t that be nice!

So go ahead and have your pick, we’ll run this until (Good) Friday 7th, at 9pm GMT, after which we’ll enjoy the moment on Discord for Friday Night Fan Fun Time, before the actual delighting on Sunday next. All that’s left is to vote, so here’s the girls ready to (in some cases begrudgingly) serve! Hell, we'll allow multiple choice votes in this poll for a change, but only the top scorer will win the playboy experience!

Natasha – Since Noemi’s already gone and done it for us, we couldn’t not give Natasha first right of refusal for the next go of things, or at least put her in the mix for your fix! Not ever one to shy away from a wandering eye or two, it’s still true that this isn’t her usual type of mission. Will that be a problem, or will she have to call on a part of herself deep down to pull off the job in a way worthy of your vote?

Frankie – An ever popular woman and ever more so the longer we go it seems, we couldn’t not give her a chance to spend her holy holiday in a new way. Fresh off her St. Paddy’s day drunken day of fun, will she be paying for her lack of piety that day by bunnying up for Sunday? We’ll soon find out!

Raven – Little Toscana’s already got one gloomy gothy girl working the floors, but we say that’s not enough! That, and Kriem’s lovely but modest bust doesn’t nearly bust the bunny top like she does! If you hanker for some superpower spice with your Easter dinner, this girls the one to call… The only issue is if she can keep that sex-starved demonette inside her in check when in full public cosplay kink!

Quiet – One of the wildcards suggested by Discord, but also one of the most wild as well! Quiet’s turned up in a few of our celebrations before and she’s always made mouths drop doing so, so will this be any different? Can her body handle that much clothing all at once…? Or will she shoot you a look that could kill in just the right way…? Only votes will spell it out for sure!

Asana – Another of the chit-chat zone’s wildcard picks, and a spirited lively woman for the list as well! Oh we’re sure Noe would to get her hand on Asana as a temp waitress sometimes, and it’d be easy enough to fill her naïve head with the idea that bun-bun girls gone wild is totally the culture here. The only question is if y’all want to go with some brown sugar sweetness this chocolate-lover’s holiday!

And that’s it then, that’s all it. As we said, this’ll run until this Friday coming, so don’t slouch on it! Have your pick and we’ll get on it right after we call time. Until then, there’s still work to be done, so off we go to it. Until the big Sunday then…

Be giving your favourite girl the prized carrot and beWilder!