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Anonymous

This title is hilarious!

Anonymous

What the fuck is that title? Also FIRST! Also hi 😝

Anonymous

WAIT NO IM NOT FIRST OH NO

Anonymous

1st! Yea baby!!!!! 😋

Anonymous

Noooooo

Anonymous

How yall get on here so damn fast?????

Anonymous

4th person to be first!

Anonymous

Yea! I'm drunk on my ass, this will be good.

Anonymous

The title 😹 bloody hell, you're on a roll, Gael

Anonymous

10th Your rambles keep me company at work so I probably won't listen until monday.

Kathy M

He's a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude! 10 points to whoever knows what movie that's from.

Anonymous

Lucky timing is all.😊 Happy Friday, everyone! So glad this work week is done!

Anonymous

Gael you crazy man I actually understood the title 😂

Gri (Sassy_One)

Gael!!!!! The ramble is out for "everyone" not Patreons only fix it!!!!

Anonymous

Uh yeah.... what they all said about the title. LOL Say what?!? But I have no time for this right now - The Exorcist is on! 😁

Anonymous

You cheeky bastard...I believed that first story 😹

Anonymous

Philotes, I told you!!! Sometimes he just wants to talk 😋

Anonymous

Im fairly new here but WHYYYYY is he not in here talking to us? I know it's like 3am there but that's besides the point?

Trish

Me too! Sneaky, sneaky! Does that mean we are gullible, Amanda? 🤔😏

Anonymous

Well... u can get him to talk to ya during yr week 😆

Anonymous

Hey, did you know you can make a tiny pseudo-medieval-style crossbow from a ballpoint pen, a binder clip, and 2 rubber bands? It won't hurt anybody, but it's great for a bit of semi-anachronistic fun! :-D

Anonymous

There appears to be a theme of Gael being naked in hotel hallways. Perhaps you could leave a change of clothes with the front desk as a precaution? ;)

Trish

Haha! I was thinkin the same thing! 😂

Anonymous

Well done on my whisper👏 Loved it 💋

Anonymous

Love that you called yourself a banter merchant - very fitting title.

Anonymous

Lol that story with your "fiancée"! I believed you!! XD

Anonymous

That story at the beginning... Doggone it, Gael! XD

Anonymous

Yeah, I kind of love it when he wum's us -- it's the kind of thing my friends &amp; I do sometimes in real life! (Only these days, we often collaborate from inside the joke instead of trying to fool each other, because we've known each other so long that we know immediately when it's a wind-up.)

Anonymous

lol gael I love your stories :) xxxx