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March Ramble (Patreon)

Published:
2018-03-30 15:40:10
Edited:
2018-03-30 15:58:51
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2022-01

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A little ketchup with some stories

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Anonymous

Yay, ramble! 😁

Anonymous

JUST what I need rn for the car ride home from college!

Anonymous

happy friday gael!!❤️❤️

Anonymous

Woo hoo

Anonymous

Yay! I love your rambles G! Have a wonderful weekend!

Anonymous

Yeesssss! Best birthday present ever 😍

Anonymous

Woo hoo! It *is* a Good Friday.

Anonymous

WoooooW!!!

Anonymous

I love your rambles !!!!

Anonymous

IKR G? She good!

Anonymous

Yaaaassss 😀 a Ramble! Happy Friday Gael !😀

Anonymous

Whoop! ❤ Gonna listen after family time ❤ kisses to everyone 💋

Anonymous

Yay!! New ramble!

Caoimhe

Your rambles are really nice to listen to ^.^ Happy Friday everyone

Anonymous

Eeeeeeep!! Ramble!!! It's A GOOD FRIDAY!! Yay!!😊

Anonymous

Good morning, G! Sending you Good Friday hugs from alllllllllll the way over here. 💜💜💜💜

Anonymous

I was just asking about this!!! Happy Friday G!

Anonymous

Yay rambles are fun🤓

Anonymous

I’m listening to it right now and your car sound effects are making this such an experience, yea? All the sound effects. So ASMR. True asmr artist 👌🤣

Anonymous

Yay! Ramble time! Love me a good story time! 😊

Anonymous

Stunning Pic!!Rrambling time😍😚😙 Ty ty Haaappy Vendredi¡

Anonymous

Happy Friday!

Anonymous
>>11168084

Change your name to Gaelandia’s Fortune Teller pls 🔮🔮🔮

Anonymous

A new ramble! ^_^ I was just listening to your Bows and Arrows ramble when I received an email of a new one. Thank you! <3

Anonymous

I love story time. Gather round, lovelies! It's story time with Gael!

Anonymous

I've not been able to listen to the latest audios you put up Gael as with working two jobs and moving into my new place this week has kept me extremely busy and by the end of the day I just pass out but come Monday I will catch up on all that I have missed I'm sure your audios will be a relaxing welcome after these 2 very stressful weeks anyway happy Friday G be well blessed be.

Anonymous

AM DOWN FOR A RAMBEEZIE!! 🙌🏼🙌🏼✨

Anonymous

Your car trouble reminds me of my car troubleS. I have an old mini Rover and she and I had quite a lot of adventures 😑 Hopefully there was always people to help me 🙏🏻

Anonymous

Ramble timeeeeeeee!!!! Can't wait to listen to it! 🎉🎉🎉🎉

Anonymous

YAY! Love listening to your stories! ❤️

Anonymous

Downloaded, and ready for the ride home from work on this lovely half day <3

Anonymous

“I was drivin tru the meowntains” 🐱

V

thanks!

Anonymous

I love your niece😂😂What did she say?Have you ever seen a real life dead person? Children these days are genius and curious about everything XD

Anonymous

👀 Will never see Barney the same way again 🤣

Anonymous

Omg!! I'm dying!! The car is going to be on the float!! That story is hilarious! 🤣😂😂

Anonymous

Yayyy ramble! I need a pause, it's been a busy day!

Anonymous

Those sound effects get me every freaking time!! I'm so simple!! 😂🤣

Anonymous

I think you're my favorite story teller 😂

Anonymous

What a lovely thing to wake up to ❤️❤️

Anonymous

Wooossshh. This was such a funny listen 😊 Thanks, Gael! Have a good Friday! 😘 Will brace myself for your weekend audios 😁

Ms. Donovan

I’m still listening but I just LOST MY SHIT at the story about the cèilidh and the Irish wedding. There’s mascara running down my cheeks 😂😂😂

Anonymous

I hope to listen at lunch it will be a nice break from my 10 he day today 😰

Caoimhe

Heyy! fellow dyslexic Gael yaaay ^.^

Kerrie Virginia (Gaelandia's Mildly Amusing Ambivert)

This was a great ramble! 🤣... the village story was awesome 😁... took a little bit of a paranoid turn there for a minute, but then it came back around with the sniper and tantric Barney!! 🤪... and, of course, your niece and nephew are BRILLIANT as always!!!! 😅... also - mother's day is in March in Ireland?... that's interesting... it's in May in the States 😊... good to know you haven't forgotten about the "Run Away With Me" or "Queenie" ideas... very exciting 🤗

Anonymous

LINDOR CHOCOLATE!!! <3

Anonymous

Yay ramble! 😁

Anonymous

Congrats on hittin 2000 G!!!! ✌✌💗💗💋💋

Mimmie Pedersen

Gael never cease to amuse me. I love that. Have a good easter everyone.🐥🐣💐☘️

Anonymous

"that swollen, just plucked look" 😂😂🤣 I promise I can't with this ramble!! 🤣🤣

Anonymous

Happy Easter.. It was a funny ramble, very amusing 🤣what an amazing island you live on.. What is Not going on there.. And all the accents 😂😂... By the way, here is a little joke : A dung beatle enters a Bar.. "Is this stool taken" 😂😂🤣🤣🤣 Happy Friday and have a wonderful giddy gorgeous day 🤣😀 Goodass Prana 😃🤣😘❤️❤️❤️🤣🤣😂😂

Anonymous

My plan was to start my spring cleaning with your rambles playing to keep me company and lo and behold we get a new one today! I guess I have no excuses. You're always such good motivation. 🤗🤗

Anonymous

You are absolutely RUINING Barney the Dinosaur for me and I’m dying 😂🤣😭💀

Anonymous

“Go on Betsy!!” Hahahahahaha

Anonymous

"ketchup" giggles you're like an "audio penpal" that I can't wait to hear from!

Anonymous

A lovely thing to wake up to, and hey! You recorded this on my dad's birthday, cool!

Anonymous

Someone should start a series of Gael’s adventures because the weird shiz this man goes through.... 🤣

Anonymous
>>11169766

That is an excellent way to describe these rambles! It's so true. Lol

Anonymous

He saw our selfies lovelies!!! 😁

Anonymous

Your story of getting stuck in a remote town reminds me of West Virginia! Driving through there is terrifying because you're stuck high up in the mountains, with no service and very few and far between towns.

Anonymous

That drunk Barney thing was hilarious. I have tears flowing down my face from laughing so hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣 “I fuckin love you. You fuckin love me. Let’s GET IT ON!” Lmfao 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂

Anonymous

A bucket and a mop?! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

Anonymous

Gael you are the sexiest, funniest, and sweetest person i've encountered so far. I have no words to say how much I am happy and to be part of the most supportive and adorable community. Faith' in humanity restored. Thank you. Have an awesome weekend everyone :D Love you all 🍀😳💕

Ms. Donovan

You are such a fantastic storyteller. Listening is like watching a picture being colored in :) The town, the dance, tantric Barney, I gave myself hiccups from laughing so hard. I think your stories about your niece and nephew were my favorite this time round, though. My niece is my heart and now that we're so far apart I try to live through her eyes every time we FaceTime or I get pics and videos of her. Thanks for perking up Friday. And as if she knew, the sun has FINALLY shown her face here in southern OH. <3

Anonymous

Sniper on the beach 😂😂

Anonymous

I enjoyed this ketchup ramble 😋 I laughed so hard at the drunk Barney part, and the part where your nephew was cursing at a “ghost” 🤣🤣🤣 That was cute 😆

Anonymous

Dear me, the freshly waxed juice-heads had me laughing because I can totally imagine the whole scene. It's like something from a movie. 😂 I don't know if I could have kept a straight face. I used to think saying "like" all the time was a Cali thang, but I think you got me beat 😉 Good to know I'll fit right in when I'm in Ireland this June. I'm sure you're looking forward to your reduction in hours as much as I am to Summer break, can't wait!!😎 Happy Friday to you and all the lovelies. I'm still on Spring Break though, so the Friday relief is wasted on me this week.

Stella Rose

So happy to hear that you're open to receiving script submissions, Gael! I'm a writer and I'd love to send a few scripts when the email is finally ready :) Thank you for the hilarious ramble btw!

Anonymous

One of the reasons I love Patreon and your community page is the positivity and love you and our ladies spread here. I really can't thank you enough for creating this fantastic small world for us ... Life can be so cruel,mean and unfair and I swear whenever I'm done I just close my eyes and listen to one of your audios or read ladies posts and my day can start with a good mood❤this ramble was motivating and entertaining .... hope you're having a sweet and eggcellent I mean excellent Friday G.😘🍫🐇

Anonymous

Yay... I really love your ramble time👏🏼🗣😍 Listening to you telling your crazy stories is always a lot of fun👍🏼😊 1. I would pay a lot of money to see you dance the "Siege of Ennis"💰🕺🏼 That would certainly be a feast for my eyes🎉👀😂😂😂 2. The Facebook story: How good, I decided a long time ago to shut down my Facebook account. I always had a strange feeling about it. But not only with Facebook. All the social media platforms. I'm a little bit paranoid and very concerned about my privacy. Which is why I would never post too private stuff. The front camera of my phone is constantly covered and I’ve turned off the tracking services. You can't trust anyone these days. It’s sad but true. That leads us to the next point... 3. I particularly liked the stories of your niece and your nephew, firstly because I love children in general. I’m still a child at heart and that’s why I love spending my time with them🧒🏻♥️ And secondly because they are the most honest and clever human beings. Honesty is very important to me. We have a saying in Germany: „Kindermund tut Wahrheit kund!“ (lit. Children's Mouth Shows the Truth) 4. Omg... the bodybuilders with the perfect eyebrows🏋🏼‍♂️ I was laughing so hard🤣🤣🤣 There's nothing worse than men shaping their eyebrows... or shaving their legs, ew😬 I like real men🐺😍 5. Last but not least, the story about the Love Guru "Tantric-Barney"💖🦖😂 I probably won’t get that picture out of my head for a long time🙄 I know it’s the actor who became the Guru, but I can’t help myself from seeing Barney in front of me teaching tantric love😂Thank you very much mister😒😜 That’s it✔️ I'm looking forward to the summer, because rambles are always a welcome change and you promised a lot of them😊 Thank you for taking the time to let us dive into your crazy world🙏🏼🕦🤪🌍😘 Wish you a relaxing Easter weekend🐣🐰 with hopefully a lot of sun and fun☀️🎉 and even more crazy experiences, which you can tell us the next time♥️😘♥️ Btw, Lindor was my absolute favourite chocolate before I became a vegan and I have to say that I still miss it after this long time🍫🍬😋🙁 But I found a good vegan alternative👍🏼

Anonymous

Is anyone else having problems with Patreon, but only the desktop version? When I go on my computer it says the site is down for maintenance, but when I use the app all is good 🤨 it just means I can’t write as long a comment because I can only type on a phone for so long before I lose my mind!! 😤 But another great ramble, Gaely-boy! I loved the bit about being able to just get away from screens for a while. I’m admittedly one to stay glued to my phone (and I’m one of those peeps who can go online and watch TV at the same time!!), but a while ago I took a week off social media for my mental health. Deleted all the apps from my phone except Facebook messenger in case someone needed to reach me and didn’t have my number. And it was so nice!! I felt so much more relaxed and productive than usual, and though I can’t stay away from social media forever it’s so nice to just take a break once in a while. ❤️

Legginor

And i have to wait until I get home from work to listen to this because my headphone just died. Nooooooooooo. 😭😭😭😢😢

Anonymous

"March Ramble" or: "How Gael Became Grand Marshal of the St. Patrick's Day Parade".😃😂 I'm sorry Betsy gave out, but I just knew with your ability to look on the bright side it would lead to some good tales. Thanks so much for sharing them! I just love your family stories. They are so fun to listen to. Yay for more free time for podcasts!😄 Yes, to each his own, but I have to agree that it must be rather difficult for a guy to look intimidating with freshly plucked, red, puffy eyebrows!😂 Is it wrong that as you were telling the story I pictured them with curlers in their hair, ripping off their hairdresser's capes in anger as they approached you? It is, isn't it?😂🤣 Sorry. Hey, it's no way worse than how I will probably forever and always picture drunken Barney's suited seduction from now on.😅 Happy Friday to you and Seanie in the attic! Kisses, love.😙😙❤

Anonymous

Btw I dedicate this song to me Sean #FreeSeanie (#freewilly😜) 🎶<a href="https://youtu.be/cMydOQEqhqE" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://youtu.be/cMydOQEqhqE</a>

Anonymous

“maaaayoor likesss ssparkliiiing waterrr” 📝🤓 *orders the sparklez for mi water fountain*

Anonymous

When it’s your birthday and you wake up to a 51 min long rumble from Gael😁☺️

Anonymous

Hey G...you forgot to end with "bye -bye"!!! 👋😁😁

Anonymous

This was lovely. ❤

Anonymous

Just what I needed!! I enjoyed it soo much!! 😂😂 😂 So much laughter!! And I’m ALL IN for the podcast!! 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻 Thank you! You’re a treasure! ❤️🙏🏻

Anonymous

That was so funny! The story of the sniper on Caherdaniel beach was brilliant, and I love it when you talk about places that I've been so I can picture them. I won't thank you for putting the Barney song in my head 😬 but tantric Barney is something else entirely 😂 Have a lovely weekend Gael 💕💕

Anonymous

"How am I going to get out of this without laughing?" - Gaelforce

Anonymous
>>11169988

Someone's been creeping around the Community section, like. 😜

Anonymous

I live for your rambles Sir😋

Anonymous

I love your ability to take these random, offbeat stories and still somehow manage to make them all cohesive. Listening to you speak is further proof for me that the art of conversation is not dead. 🖤💋

Anonymous

OI. Sounds like a nearly blown engine...I am sorry for the vehicular misfortune. Glad it gave you this wonderful experience though ♡♡ As for the Atlantic in March...we do a "Polar Bear Plunge" in January and February to raise money for charity. Several dunks in that frigid water. LoL. By July...the water is quite refreshing. LoL.

Anonymous

What a nice way to catch up! ❤ I feel like it wouldn't even be you if that car story didn't happen to you. It's such a Gael thing 😂❤

Anonymous
>>11176982

Omg we do the polar bear plunge on the gulf coast too lol. I mean I don’t. But “people” do 😂😂

Meghan McDonald

I am confused.I thought Gael’s main job was here? Am I wrong?

Anonymous
>>11177429

Nah he works a real person job as well. We're not quite enough to support a living wage unfortunately. Which really makes this more impressive- he makes these things for us in his spare time...

Anonymous

If you have children don’t you EVER watch Barney the Dinosaur with them because you’ll need to explain why you’re on the floor, crying with laughter and struggling to speak 😂 my childhood is forever destroyed!

Anonymous

Kids are so weird and wonderful. I used to babysit a small gaggle of siblings and one day the six year old looks at me and goes, "hey, when you die can I have your room?" Like I still don't know if she was complimenting my taste in interior design or threatening me.

Anonymous

I was listening to this when I couldn't sleep, and when Gael mention the Siege of Ennis I got too curious and had to look it up.. I should've known better than to do so. I doubt my family would appreciate me dancing around at 4AM...

Anonymous

Guten Morgen Gaelandia. A nice Karsamstag to everyone. Frohe Ostern - Happy Easter! Will you celebrate tomorrow? Go for an Easter egg hunt - Ostereiersuche? The weather shall be bad here on Ostersonntag - Easter Sunday, so I hid some interesting treats (ja, of course naughty ones! XP) for my man in the barn. ;)) I have some random Fragen for you if you like? Did you go to a small Schule - school or a big one? How long does it take you to think of a brilliant reply? When you are at a sleep over and you wake up first, are you nervous to wake your friends up? Are you afraid of the Dunkelheit - dark? Do you ever purposefully miss calls just to make it seem like you're busy when you really aren't? Danke meine lieben Fraugen for your answers. Bis dann. XD Danke Agent Angie for yesterday´ s Fragen!!! You saved Gaelandia´ s important Fragen-science! Thank you!! XDDD

Anonymous

congratulations on hitting 2,000, Gael!

Anonymous

Sounds like our luck runs the same with cars XD Dammit Gael I am already paranoid enough from watchin conspiracy theories lmao! Awe children are hilarious! My two went silent yesterday, so I called up at them. " What are you guys up to?" Oh nothin mama were having a meeting" I laughed so hard at how cute, but then they come down an hour later, in sunglasses, and my oldest goes "okay mom the meeting is over"..... I had no words, lmao. Thanks for the ramble, and keepin me company while cleaning &lt;3 I love this commiunity and the warmth you created within it, and am happy to be apart of it &lt;3 Lovely to hear your voice! Much love to ya ;P

Anonymous
>>11180589

Hallihallo Claudia and Ladies💓 Let's go straight to the Fragen: 1. Did I go to a small or big school? A very big one!? 2. How long does it take me to think of a brilliant reply? Actually very long but my replies are always boring and not really brilliant. IMO!! 3. If I get nervous to wake up my friends? Nope not at all... 4. If I'm afraid of darkness? Yes😳 5. If I purposely miss calls just to make it seem that I'm busy? Nope I never do that except I'm really busy or very stressed/tired... Ich danke dir für die Fragen. Frohe Ostern ihr LIEBEN 💕🐇

Anonymous

Hahaha it sounds as something that could happen to me!! 😂😂😂😂 I laughed so much.... 👏👏👏👏

Anonymous
>>11176221

I was thinking while listening to this that his rambles feel like I'm sitting down with a friend that I haven't seen in a little while and we're just catching up.

Anonymous

I loved this ramble, it's been a while since you did one like this. More of these please, love. ❤💋

Anonymous

Woke up at 6am, couldn't get back to sleep and my internet connection was finally stable enough to download it (they have been doing works on and off this week, very annoying). It was a great ramble! I love what you said about how dependent we are of our phone. I am really good at not using it when I am outside (except to take pictures), but sometimes I'll be with friends and they'll be on social media when I am right in front of them. I find that so annoying and I just want to grab their phone and shout: "I am standing right here! Talk to me!" lol Loved how you ended the ramble too by aknowledging the selfies and why you do what you do. You truly are a wonderful man. :)

Anonymous

*rolls her breathtakingly beautiful eyes, twirls her gorgeous tail in annoyance* Tsss... asss we all know, Patience isss my middle name... NOTTT!... hssss.... you langer!...

Anonymous
>>11186983

And here was me thinking your middle name was Mildred, my love? 😂😜😘

Anonymous

Knew I missed on some things so I'll pretty much be on a repeat session with this one 🤗 (Nothing new tho😂 : just like most of your audios and my wonderful Pa anyways Xd ) Your stories are hilarious as always and yes to this script idea . Tbh I found myself checking my smartphone too much at times so that's why i am doing some no smartphone days. Taking that advice under consideration lol ...even tho I feel sexy even in the toilets I don't want any missssunderstandings😱😱😱 no but seriously Love this ramble ❤

Anonymous

Loved it. Like coffee with a charming friend. Best to you G.

Anonymous

I love your rambles/stories 😍 the way you tell your stories always make me laugh 😂 looking forward to more of these

Anonymous

His accent drives me so fucking crazy💚

Kerrie Virginia (Gaelandia's Mildly Amusing Ambivert)

So we all know our Illustrious Mayor likes to spin a good yarn, which should, on occasion, be taken with a grain of salt (the male escort story comes to mind 😋), but I have confirmed the snapper/sniper story is true!... found the article that described the incident, which occurred at Derrynane Beach near Caherdaniel... it caused, apparently, quite the hub-bub!!... on another note... is it just me (maybe I'm projecting), but did Mr. G sound like he could really use a hug there toward the end?... he got all kinda serious, like, which is unusual for him... maybe I'm just looking for an excuse to virtually *squeeeeeeze* 'im 😋

V

whoa... ok. that was an emotional roller coaster. i was listening about a festival, then about Facebook and then i received an email and answered it quickly, but then the ramble started into talking about a sniper?? what did i walk into? loved it though. glad you are ok!

Anonymous

An email for scripts would be perfect :)

Anonymous

😂😂 I firmly believe one can survived anything w sparkling water. It's an unknown essential. You travel very well prepared. 👏🏻

Anonymous

I like the email idea. I’m rather new here but I hope to eventually start making my way into the community. I love listening to your stories. Thank you.

Anonymous
>>11489476

Oh and also, I’m so excited to say that I’ve started (trying) to learn Gaelic, and the second I feel comfortable enough with the basics, I’m going to be making a trip to Ireland!!! Woot!

Anonymous

What a cutie. 😱 lalalala

Anonymous

G I love your rambles, your personality and humor is wonderful. You make me feel like we are friends. Love you!