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Getting My Rocks Off (3D ASMR) (Patreon)

Published:
2017-07-28 12:57:53
Edited:
2020-04-04 01:07:51
Imported:
2022-01

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Are you ready to listen to me get my rocks off?

Make your own rocks!

http://makeitatyourlibrary.org/food/homemade-fizzy-pop-rocks-candy#.WXsxf4jyuUm

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Anonymous

I'm crying! You even manage to make pop rocks sound sexy for Gods sake... Gael - The Food Edition. "Next week: Gherkins" LMAO.

Anonymous

Nope just no

Anonymous

I dont know why I feel the calling to comment on this from like a year ago+. Lol. But I also now feel the urge to find some pop rocks, put them in my mouth and while they are popping, close it over my bicep. Haha guess you just brought out the “weird” in me. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I just wanna know how it feels. *brb heading to the market*

Anonymous

I was going to skip that one because I thought, you know.. I"m new to this and that was just a bit .. more tmi feeling than I was comfortable with.. and then I read Pop Rocks Sexual. And, now I have to know.

Anonymous

Just heard this thanks to Heidi K's advent calendar. What a hilarious way to start my day. Laughter is contagious.

Anonymous

I'm crying XD

Anonymous

All day everyday Gael 😘

Anonymous

Funniest thing ever.

Anonymous

This is awesome😂 tingles everywhere😗😌

Anonymous

💖 😄😄😄Pop those rocks, baby! 😁

Anonymous

💖You are such a goofball! 😁😁😁

Anonymous

😱 Triggering my ASMR like CRAZY 😜

Anonymous

💖Are those VEGAN pop rocks?

Anonymous

You really lost your rocks this time! Lol! I loved it though! 😂😙

Anonymous

💖 Nothing sexier first thing in the morning than a dry, furry mouth full of pop rocks! 😋😂

Wldgrl

Silly boy...it did give me goose bumps and giggles though. 🙃 🎧❤️

Kiara. B

It was so hard to keep a straight face through this entire video, ended cracking up laughing XD Nice Gael, you're always funny 😘

Anonymous

Laughing and shivering uncontrollably over here!!! Thank you Gael!

Anonymous

Well, gotta say that's not what I was expecting!lol. This is definitely a wonderful way to wake up in the morning though. Thanks for the early laughs dear!!

Anonymous

First,I thought it was cereals 😂but damn I just couldn't stop laughing."will you marry me"got me dead lmao😂😂

Anonymous

Gaelforce. Ever the trailblazer, the maverick, breaking boundaries for your listening pleasure. 😆 I couldn't contain my laughter! Cute! It actually did make me all tingly. 😉😙

Anonymous

Oh hey 😏

Anonymous

😁 loved it! Excellent audio to laugh along with

Lois Geal

Omggg 😍😋❤️

Gri (Sassy_One)

You're fuckin' brilliant even when bored😂😂😂

Anonymous

Hmmm... I wonder what would happen if you would go down on someone with your mouth full of these? ...for science of course!! XP

Anonymous

🤣🤣🤣🤣❣️

Anonymous

Okay I'm officially in love with you now😊😂

Anonymous

😂😂😂 SILLY ASS!!! Now I'm convinced I'm nuts, this has me laughing and a bit turned on!😋😍

Anonymous

Only you could make a mouth full of poprocks sound....sexy? 😂😂 Please promise to hide any Coke products and the poprock's recipe from Seanie while you're gone. I have visions of Seanie Does ASMR: PopRocks and Coke. God only knows the mess you would return to! 😉😂😂😂 <a href="http://www.snopes.com/horrors/freakish/poprocks.asp" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://www.snopes.com/horrors/freakish/poprocks.asp</a>

Anonymous

"I'd love to fell your body next to mine" *loud POP* I literally choked on my coffee there.

Kathy M

You lovable goof! 💗😂🙄💕 You pulled out the marry me card fantasy with a mouthful of vegan pop rocks. I think we can comfortably say nobody in the history of all audio has ever done such a thing! 😂💕💗

Anonymous

LMAO!!!!!

Anonymous

Oh my you're insane Gael lol

Anonymous
>>6380257

I already choked on my coffee ☕😜 and I'm wearing a white dress

Anonymous

I was still a lil' turned on lol. What does that say about me? 😳😂😍

Anonymous

Ja, maybe one day he will become a true ASMR Artiste... but I´m still waiting for the 3 1/2 hours long "bag of crisps crinkling/page turning/tapping against the magic mic" masterpiece. Achh... perhaps eines schönenTages - one of these days? Hm?... ;))

Anonymous

"I was bored." That sounds like fake news, son.

Anonymous

You are a little bit weird. [But I like that] 😘

Anonymous

Ah, now I want some pop rocks. Too funny!!

Anonymous

baby don't try to be sexy with ur mouth filled with pop rocks lmao! but damn this is asmr af &lt;3 what a nice friday night surprise at my timezone

Anonymous

You are just too adorable! 🤣🤣🤣 This made me laugh so hard. Lmao 😂 Thanks for cheering me up, G 😘

Anonymous

❤️

Anonymous

Hey, Gael! I have to say that I didn't expect to feel the tingles but i sorta did when you did the ear to ear pouring thing. And also every time you giggled and breathed so close to the mic was 👌👌👌. Happy friday!

Anonymous

OMG!! I am at my desk laughing so hard I'm snorting!!!! 🐷 I can't stop!!

Anonymous

Pop rocks are usually one of only a couple of non-verbal ASMR triggers that work for me. (Usually I only get tingly somnolent bliss from softly-spoken, gentle content in certain tones of voice.) This was such a weird mix of giggling and tingles! Well played, sir -- you totally trolled my tingles! 🤣

Kathy M

I've never tried pop rocks, always afraid they'd fly down my throat, I'd choke and die and that's my irrational fear for today 😄

Anonymous

LMAO I have got to have my sister make these with the kids!

Anonymous

Ooh, ooh, can I play the flute? *looks innocent*

Anonymous

MAYDAY MAYDAY we have lost him finally !!! Actually he needs help. Nous l'avons définitivement perdu, cet homme est fou !!! Je ris tellement, je pense que lesvoisinsm'ont prise pour une folle !!! Merci so much Gael, thank you beaucoup beaucoup beaucoup. This is one of my favourite audio, really !!! "Will you marry me" ha ha ha !!! And this sense of humour about yourself, this is your force, ce sens de l'autodérision, c'est ta force. Surtout ne change rien si c'est bon comme ça...

Anonymous
>>6380818

Yes dear Claudia, as you say "perhaps" or not ! and your comment make me laugh too. Danke !

Anonymous
>>6380954

A downright lie, I'd say! Or aren't we allowed to say that anymore?

Laura

Oh my god, Gael, no, I was laughing so hard - thank you, Gael. xD That is some serious Pop Rock though! Kinda jealous... the Pop Rocks I had back then as a kid never was this pop-rock-y. Your giggles here are - you are such a huge dorky goof. Thank you xDD

Anonymous

Oh goodness this was so funny!!

Anonymous

I'll let you in to a secret, giving oral sex with pop rocks in your mouth is very......interesting

Anonymous

Oh god, I love you so much XD

Anonymous
>>6382713

Hmm... possible audio idea? 😈 Gael, please do this 😍🔥

Anonymous

The shudders from the tingles I got from :40-1:00 almost made me yank out my ear phones. Lol Then the laughs afterwards, especially the "Baby. Baby." after a spoonful. 😂

Anonymous

I'm so sad I have to hold off on hearing these until after work 😢😢 I'm tempted to pop my headphones in but I'm afraid of how I might react to this in the office lol from the comments it seems like it's mostly funny but if he let's even just one moan slip I won't be able to keep it together

Anonymous

Ok been hearing some good reviews on this audio, now I can't wait to listen to it after work since you tagged it as NSFW 😂😂

Anonymous

OMG this just about killed me with laughter... So very much what I needed today.

Anonymous

For reasons I don't know (or perhaps for no reason at all), I woke up completely sad this morning--totally blue. And like my own personal raincloud, that sadness has followed me all morning. I was hesitant to listen to this because of my bad mood, but I shouldn't have been. It didn't make the sadness go away (not even you are that magical), but it did give me a reprieve, an umbrella to hold up against the deluge. Thank you for the smiles you give us--they are so appreciated! xx

Anonymous

You should say " I love you" in your audios more often. You sound so sweet and sincere.💖

Anonymous

Fab experiment😆😆😆! Thanks so much for the laughs🤣🤣🤣! Have a fantastic holiday and enjoy yourself😎🌻😎!

Anonymous

Oh my gosh, I can't even XD XD!! You are so goofy!

Anonymous

This is so fun

Anonymous

Hullo everyone! Did you read about the new project on the community page? Hope you'll all participate! <a href="https://www.patreon.com/posts/lets-get-dirty-13439473">https://www.patreon.com/posts/lets-get-dirty-13439473</a>

Anonymous
>>6385241

Aww, Laura ☹️ Are you feeling a bit better? I know life is like a sine wave and we're always going to have our good days and bad days, but I hope those dark clouds clear for you soon. At any rate, no one is expected to be all sunshine and lollipops 100% of the time - sometimes you need a day or two to feel down just to get it out of your system.

Anonymous

Thank you for the laughs and tingles! 😂 😍 Love this mic ..... the feel of your breath on my ears gives me the shivers 💖🔥

Anonymous

"Kiss me" While you're foaming at the mouth? No thanks.

Anonymous

All I could think about was how you were going to drown/suffocate, and how I was too busy laughing to care. XD

Anonymous

Gael: {noshes on some pop rocks} ✨✨✨ "Oh baby, will you marry me?" Me: .......... Well, that escalated quickly. 😜

Anonymous

I was laughing in stitches! I KMSL when your tongue began to feel furry and also itchy. I love Pop rocks candy and I used to stuff my mouth with it so I can relate🤣🤣 Cheers to your funny experiment👍👍

Anonymous

Man, Gael! Do you know how fast I opened this notification!?!?! I was getting excited!! Sitting in my car waiting until my shift started. And then.....I ended up laughing my ass off!!! I love that you can be "seriously" silly! "You are so fucking sexy"..(pop!pop!pop!)..My mouth is dry..,(pop!pop!pop!).."Slip your tongue in my mouth" (pop!pop!pop!).."please" (pop!pop!pop!) People were walking by looking at be like I was crazy! Your ass is Silly! I love it!!

Anonymous

How the fuck did you make poprocks that hot?! Not fair... You make suck at making poprocks but you succeed at audios that's for sure

Anonymous

You're such a character gael🙄😂

Anonymous

This is the most delightful man in the ever-loving world.

Anonymous

You are quite funny. "Less talking, more nibbling please"

Anonymous

Bahahahah 😂 OMG that was awesome!!!

Anonymous

Omg I love you 🤣🤣 I admit I read the comments before listening so I kinda knew what was coming (not you 👀😝) and I still lmao so much I spooked my cat off the bed. I even got some tingles too damn. "So furry" 😂😂

Anonymous

And here I thought I was the biggest dork in the group 😂😂😋

Bookie

Haha love the silliness😂

Anonymous

So far you have put me to sleep with breathless orgasms, cuddle sounds and and snuggles, centering and calming meditations, and last night with a full on GIGGLE FIT. Loved this!

MilliEhmoo

Hilarious! He can't even keep serious while he does it. Trying to sound sexy while they explode in his mouth. Let alone occasionally he sounds as if he is almost drooling or gagging. Bloody brilliant. 😆😂 Although I wonder what the rocks tasted like?

Anonymous
>>6399184

He has quite the repertoire, doesn't he? A little something for everyone!

Anonymous
>>6394451

Pretty safe to say that no matter how dorky you think you are, Gael will always have you beat. 😂💖

Anonymous

You sound like a big kid! Literally a kid in a candy store XD! So fookin' goofy and endearing. What color did you make the pop rocks and what flavor? If you didn't flavor them, no wonder they were gross, citric acid and baking soda, blehhh.<br><br>I'm glad you finally get to take some time off. At least think about sleeping in until 7 or 8-ish and catch up on your rest ya sexy fookin' Irishman. XP XP <br><br>Thank you for sharing your gift and for being such a genuinely good guy. You make the world a brighter place and bring joy to a lot of people. I consider myself very lucky to have stumbled across you. Safe travels love. 💕💕💕💋💋💋

Anonymous

Don't play, you know you'd say yes. 😂😘😛

Anonymous

Dear Gael, this gave me good Asmr. Tingles all over my ears and brain. I am shocked, so do more experiments like this one thanks😇

Anonymous

You sound like Sean Connery with your 's's coming out all furry, you ginormous dork 😂

Anonymous

Dang Gael. 😂

Anonymous

Pop rocks sound like a good idea for woman to do to their man 😜 That would be a funny and cute experiment.

Tayla J

When i felt your breath, my heart stopped..then I busted out laughing. 😆

Anonymous

😂😂 lol a mess, a entire hilarious hot mess

Anonymous

Very funny lol

Anonymous

Lol! You're nuts ... we love it!! 😉

Anonymous

OMG. Dying laughing :D

Anonymous

I wanna know how you got through any of it without laughing, this is so ridiculous! Smh 🙄 I love that you're so silly 😂🤣😂

Anonymous

I love this one one of my faves ❤️❤️😂

Andy Tyler

Okay um don’t take this the wrong way but... the fuck? 😂😂😂 what the actual fuck gave you the idea of making pop rocks sexual 😂😂😂 this is hilarious I love it

Anonymous

Absolutely loved the audios I've heard so far but hadn't realised how much I needed to giggle until I heard this one! Thank you 😊 and keep those audios cumming....ermm I mean coming obviously! X