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Last Day For Merch! (Patreon)

Published:
2017-05-17 08:47:42
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2022-01

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Good morning Lovelies!


Happy 'Humpday'!  


PR over on the Playroom made this little video for me.


Last day to buy your store items if you're after them!


xD


gael

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May 18th - Last Day to Buy Merch!

Store Link: https://teespring.com/gaelforce-audio People have often been asking for a store and so I did a little experiment with a temporary one. Today is the last day for the sale if you're interested in an item! PR over on Gaelforce Playroom ( http://bit.ly/2kdrogT ) made this for me and was kind enough to let me use it on my channel. Check out my other audios! http://bit.ly/2kSlkYl MORE! ► Sexy Downloads @ http://bit.ly/2qrqMnM ► Exclusive Content on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Gaelforce ► Twitter - https://twitter.com/Gaelforced ► iTunes: http://apple.co/2l3h4ao ► Amazon: http://amzn.to/2nKwxPu

Comments

Anonymous

I used the exact same music at the end of your singing audio XD

Anonymous
>>5216335

I thought that sounded familiar! I just didn't know if I was just imagining it or not because I'm awake at the ungodly hour of 5 am.

Anonymous

It's only happy if you are actually humping. Or being humped. For me, it's just Wednesday. 😜

Anonymous
>>5216414

I always wondered why Wednesday was hump day, since humping seems like more of a Friday or Saturday night thing. But then I Googled "Why is Wednesday hump day?" and quickly learned that the "hump" part doesn't actually refer to getting your freak on (or at least it didn't when the term originated in the 1960s).<br><br>Welp, as far as blunders go, it could've been worse. At least I've never referred to the pound key on phones as a hashtag. Or I could've been like my dad and thought that public unisex/family restrooms were exclusively for cross dressers. I think he figured that the "male and female symbols separated by a line" part was a "before and after" concept. 🤦🏻‍♀️<br><br><img height="185" src="http://vinylized.ca/images/Access-restroom.jpg">

Anonymous

No time for humping, though I probably made the same mistake as Doctimus. Doc, what DOES hump day mean, then? No time to google it, I have 6 deadlines today.

Anonymous

Thank you for the reminder Gael... I almost missed out entirely. I ordered my mug &amp; sticker in the wee hours of dawn this morning!

Anonymous
>>5216864

Since Wednesday is the middle of a traditional work week, making it to Wednesday means that you're over the hump and that the weekend is in sight! (In theory, anyway. In reality, I find that Thursday seems to drag on like no one's business, and Friday is okay right up until 5 minutes before you're slated to finish work. In that 5 minutes, some huge work crisis will inevitably come up that will take at least an hour to solve, and you'll probably lose a couple of months of life in stress as a result, and by the time you drag your tired ass home, you are far too tired to hump (the freaky deaky way).<br><br>It just occurred to me that I've likely completely derailed this comment thread from the original point of the post, which was to promote Gael's merchantly wares 😬 I should probably go buy one of his snazzy mugs or something. ☕️ It'll act as a nice vessel for my <del>crippling caffeine addiction</del> coffee.

Anonymous

💖Don't miss out, lovelies. These are exclusive goodies! I'm happy with my mug...now just waiting for my shirt to arrive!

Anonymous

Thank you for the reminder! I shall now eagerly await my shirt!

Anonymous

Good morning! ☺️ Happy hump day 😋 I already bought a mug and two stickers. I'm so excited for them to get here! 😍

Anonymous

2 t-shirts &amp; a mug; the green t-shirt is a lovely shade, but so dark that you can't see the black logo printed on it unless your face is an inch from my tits. It's an excellent stealth-Siren shirt, but I ordered a blue for when I want to be less ninja about my Gaelandian citizenship. X-)

Anonymous

Happy hump day! Still eagerly awaiting my shirt, but was so inspired by Doc's comments that now I purchased a mug, too! Should make for some d*** fine coffee drinking in my morning!

Anonymous
>>5218058

Are your items expected to arrive in June as well? Since so many things are made in the States, I imagine us Canadian ladies are pros when it comes to delayed gratification 😝

Anonymous
>>5218818

Yay, sexy mug twinsies! Also, Brownie points for keeping your comment G-rated 👍 My parents wouldn't be pleased to find out how much of a swearbear I can be online. Thank God they don't know how the Internet works 😅

Anonymous

Hiya my dears! How is everyone today? I hope good?... Here it´s really warm and sunny, I wish I could go outside but I have to work... meh! XD

Anonymous
>>5234118

Hey there, Claudia! Hiding down on this post, I see! It is really hot here -- blah! It's driving my kids batty, that and all the tests we are giving over the next three weeks. Actually had to stop a fight between two wrestlers in my class today; too many hormones plus senioritis do not mix well! 😁 (I love my job, I love my job, I love my job. 😊)

Anonymous

Hi girls! Here we had a warm day yesterday. Today started ok but became windy and even rainy later. The weather is so weird this month! We go from bikini weather to warm sweater weather! My thermometer broke, but I have the kids in the area who serve quite well as one. The harder they scream, the wamer it is. The more there are, the better the weather. The only exciting thing I did today was having an abdominal ultrasound. Have to wait till next week for results. Not being well really kills all interest in mundane things like doing dishes and working. And me liking doing dishes sooo much! Not even sure I like my work, like Amy, who seems a lot more dedicated than I am :)

Anonymous
>>5240423

Bleh, it's 26 degrees here, or 31 if you factor in the humidity. (That's almost 88*F for my neighbours to the south who are long overdue for converting to the metric system). I grew up in a really dry part of western Canada, but then I moved to the humid east almost 5 years ago. I've never adjusted to the humidity, so every summer I enter <i>ugh</i> mode around late May, early June, when you pretty much start sweating within 5-10 minutes of stepping outside.<br><br>Nights are even worse. 😓 I had to evict my cats from my bed last night because things just got too damned hot when they curled up right against me in their fur coats. Despite that, I still woke up a tired, sweaty mess this morning, which would've been fine if it had been the result of a steamy night of lovemaking. But no, it was merely a product of my poorly designed apartment, where the built-in AC is in the living room.<br><br>I know this comment is totally long and boring and I probably should've stopped talking several sentences ago, but I really, <i>really</i> don't want to go back to doing paperwork. Procrastinate on Patreon, I must. 🙇🏻‍♀️

Anonymous

Ok, this is just curiosity and not scientifically inspired at all, but here are some Vragen (that's Fragen, only not in German, see) Just pick one or several for the amusement and education of your fellow sirens! -Did you ever have a one night stand? -Did you ever want to try something new, but your boyfriend/SO/partner/imaginary friend/date was shy to try/refused downright/thought you were mad and ran away? -What's the best kiss you ever experienced? -To bare all, going seventies style or neatly trimmed - you know what I'm referring to! -Funniest thing someone ever said during sex? Or did? (My mother once theatrically told my dad 'Impregnate me!' and he promptly couldn't perform anymore. Yes, my parents tell me these things. No, I don't know why. They're old hippies, that must be it.) -Ever had a curiously rewarding experience, totally surprising yourself ('Whut... I like that??) -Your favourite sexytimes attire? (If you're wearing anything, that is) And your partner's? -I still want to go LALALALALA and pretend ... never happened (first times ... awkward experiences ... things people tease you with? (Someone once asked me 'Is that your buttock?' And I answered 'Is it smooth and sexy and is your hand on it? Then I seriously hope your other hand isn't occupied or we're not alone in here', told my friends and they STILL drag it up now and then) -What's your favourite Gael audio ever? And your least favourite? Ok, that should be enough ... EDIT: maybe not the most original questions but I had to think of something in a hurry, for doctimus.

Anonymous

Aww, you wrote some <i>Fragen</i> for me! 🤗 And just in the nick of time, too. I was off twirling around in my spinny chair (as all professionals do in their offices after hours), looking at all the objects in the room that I could potentially use to gouge my eyes out because they're still stinging like hell. Answering questions and talking about myself in a completely non-narcissistic way is so much more fun (for me, anyway. I'm sure everyone else wishes that I would just shut my cake hole and go back to gouging my eyes out because I write too much 😵)<br><br>I shall compromise and answer <i>zwei Fragen</i> for now:<br><br><b>One night stands: </b><i>Nein!</i><br><br><b><i>Küss mich!</i> Best kiss:</b> Okay, this is going to sound strange, but 75% of everything I say probably falls into that category. I'm sure many of us here have had really, <i>really</i> realistic dreams - the kind where you feel sensations that seem so real that when you wake up, the only thing that allows you to separate the dream from reality is that the contents or setting of the dream are implausible. One night when I was 16 or 17, I had one of these realistic dreams. In it, I was lying on my bed, wearing a white silk nightgown, with someone lying on top of me. I could tell it was a man, but it was dark and I couldn't see his face or any specific features. All I could tell was that 1) he was taller than me based on the way our bodies were lining up, and 2) he seemed like a sturdily built fellow.<br><br>I've had sleep paralysis before and I remember that I was initially freaking out that this was going to be another episode of it. But it wasn't scary or suffocating at all - even though I had some faceless, anonymous dude lying on top of me, I didn't feel threatened. If anything. I actually felt really safe and at ease with the way he had his arms wrapped around me.<br><br>This is where things get sappy and I'm kinda cringing as I write this, but fuck it, here it is. Neither of us was saying anything, but there wasn't the awkward silence that's characteristic of at least half of my social interactions with people. Instead, I reached up and pulled his head down towards mine so that he could kiss me. And then that's when shit got even more <i>real</i>. When we were kissing I felt this strange feeling in my chest - it kinda felt like my heart was bursting into flames, but not in an acid reflux-y sort of way. It's hard to describe, but things felt passionate and loving and safe all at once, even though I was being held and kissed by someone I didn't know and couldn't even see. Sadly this feeling didn't last for very long as I woke up shortly after.<br><br>In the years that've passed since then, I've been in a few relationships and kissed a few guys, but I've never felt anything like that again. Which is a bummer because it felt really awesome, but the realist in me knows that it was just the product of neurons firing in the brain of a lonely, heartsick teenager and that it was about as real as the stuff you see in movies. <br><br>Hell, now that I think of it, this is actually the first time I've told this story to anyone. I guess it's a lot easier to say things behind the safety of a computer screen 😯<br><br>Bleh, I should really get back to work, though, and stop boring you all to tears over here. 😬 Thanks for the questions, Madeline!

Anonymous

Y/w, doc. I enjoy your stories. You could always swap work with me, I'm sure I have some very interesting, very well written articles about bronzers. Or sandals. Or wait, I have a survey about mega expensive jewellery somewhere. Now be a good doc, and if I may recommend a gouging tool, please let it be tape. Well sterilized tape. When in need, you can always find a glove and blow it up and punch it to death with a blunt pencil. I, of course, have never done this kind of thing, ever.

Anonymous
>>5217860

I got an email that my shirt was printing!!! Can't wait to get it.

Anonymous

Yeah! Madeline posted questions today! I like providing them, but I’ve missed answering them these past few days. These are great questions, Ms. Mad Hatter, and I’ll answer a couple. It’s funny, both of my answers are going to have to do with my marching band experiences for some strange reason. Guess there is such a thing as “And this one time, at band camp…”! One Night Stand: Sadly, yes, but it was the longest one night stand in history, I think! It started in the fall of my freshman year in college, but the deed wasn’t done until the spring of my junior year. I went to my first college party (held by the frat brothers of our band) with a good friend of mine. I had never had anything to drink before and I decided to try it that night. I had one beer (yes, I am a lightweight!) and was feeling pretty good! A guy I really liked was there, but I was too shy to speak with him (story of my life!). Instead, I ended up flirting and cuddling with the worst flirt in our band (whose reputation as a self-styled ladies’ man preceded him) in front of the guy I liked. My friend decided she was bored and left the party, leaving half-drunk me behind, so I ended up being walked back to my dorm by the flirt. We ended up making out for a bit in my room until my roommate walked in on us. Not sure if I would have slept with him at that time as I was still a virgin, so I was glad my roommate interrupted us. I was so embarrassed by the situation, especially with the way I behaved in front of my man crush, that I didn’t think I would live it down. Everyone at the party knew I left with the flirt, so of course the assumption was that I had slept with him. Took quite a while until everyone seemed to forget. Fast forward two years and life was a little different. I had been with my ex-boyfriend, so sex was no longer a scary thing for me. I went to a party with my junior-year roommate and had a few drinks. I was talking to a guy at the party who, unbeknownst to me, was trying to hook up with me. The flirt arrived and decided he needed to protect me from the guy, shooing him away from me. I ended up flirting with him instead, and he and his friend took my roommate and me home. I ended up making out with the flirt in my room, and one thing lead to another, and we wound up sleeping together. For something that took two years to happen, you would think it would have been more exciting, but it wasn’t. It was okay, but he didn’t rock my world, despite his reputation. I realized that I was not a one-night-stand kind of person, so I never did it again. My Best Kiss: I would have to say my best kiss was the first kiss I had with my high school boyfriend (and my first real kiss). We were coming home from a band competition and my boyfriend came along to help as a band manager. We had been dating for two weeks and had yet to have our first kiss. We were snuggled on the bus; it was dark and quiet as most people were asleep or making out. My boyfriend was holding me cradled in his arms, and our faces were inches from each other. I knew he wanted to kiss me, but I was too afraid to lean in and kiss him. After what seemed like a breathless eternity, he finally leaned in and began kissing me. It was the sweetest kiss ever, breathless and hot, and it made my toes curl. We had no idea what we were doing, but our eagerness made up for it. We made out for the rest of the ride home, and continued when I drove him home. It’s weird that I can still remember every aspect of that kiss, from the way I felt to the way he tasted – still gives me butterflies! Hate to say, I judge all kisses against that one. There you go! Have a lovely day!

Anonymous
>>5242034

Hey, Doc! I love your kiss story. Dream kisses are so wonderful, aren't they? I still can remember the dreams I had of men I was crushing on -- often think those dreams kept the crushes going!

Anonymous
>>5242217

I'm assuming you were being sarcastic about the last part, and that you actually did punch that glove to death. If you weren't being sarcastic, then you should go out and try it because it's fun. I can confirm that because 1) I just did it myself and 2) since I have no shame when it comes to embarrassing myself here, I recorded it for your viewing pleasure:<br><br><a href="https://youtu.be/mrvG8hnxE9o" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://youtu.be/mrvG8hnxE9o</a>

Anonymous

Guten Morgen Gaelandia! I hope everyone has a happy Freitag - Friday!? :) Do you have plans for the Wochenende - weekend? As I am still on Fragen Urlaub - vacation... somebody may ask some daily questions? Though I think the last ones were not answered muchly?...sorry Amy :( (Ja, questioner is a hard job XP) I blame it on double Gael and his distracting audio! Hahaha Ohh... and now I see, there are already new Fragen. :) Yay! Hahaha... Enjoy your day... will see you later my dears XD

Anonymous
>>5243934

What a great first kiss story, Amy! I think there's something special about that first one. 😊

Anonymous
>>5245286

Guten Morgen, Claudia! I hope you are enjoying your Freitag and your Fragen Urlaub!<br><br>I don't have any exciting plans for the <i>Wochenende</i> as of yet - probably some predictable combination of catching up on work, cardio, cleaning my filthy apartment, and maybe catching a movie or doing a bit of shopping. One of these weekends I need to do something spontaneous and exciting, just to shake up my life a bit. Maybe go bungee jumping? I'm pretty sure I mentioned here before that that's something I'd like to do someday. I don't think I'd be in free fall long enough to reach terminal velocity, so I'd probably survive. Probably.<br><br>If not, please get the Lizard Queen to avenge my death, for unlike the future lawyers of my estate, she is not bound by any waivers I may have signed before doing something insane. And if she does find my mangled corpse at the jump site, she is free to consume it for sustenance since my organs would no longer be viable for transplant at that point. Hopefully I'll taste like her favourite delicacy. By which I mean brains, NOT spent dicks. 😝

Anonymous

You know, for 500 girls it´s really quiet here... XP Btw... Herzlichen Glückwunsch - congratulation Herr Gael! Maybe this time you will dance a little ...fruit/vegetable happy dance for us? Hm??...

Anonymous
>>5253332

Hey there, Claudia! Just sent my kids home and I am ready for my weekend. *Phew* Feel like I really earned my paycheck this week! Think there is a bottle of wine and time in my garden this weekend. And I vote for a happy dance, as well! 😊 Congratulations to you, Gael!

Anonymous

A happy dance like this one, Claudia? (Posted for the viewing pleasure of the newer ladies here)<br><br><a href="https://www.patreon.com/posts/good-morning-6810535">https://www.patreon.com/posts/good-morning-6810535</a>

Anonymous
>>5254044

Ahahaha... I scrolled a little through the thread. Oh my! The good old times.... I still vote for "Banana Dick Dance Day" on each September 20th, and I still want a parade! :)

Anonymous

Guten Morgen sweet Gaelandian girls! I hope everyone has a lovely Samstag - Saturday and a relaxing weekend!? I have to work later, and the Wetter - weather is cold and wet... a day to snuggle up by the fire and have a hot chocolate and/or man . Haha Will someone ask a few Fragen today? (I even will try and answer... ja, for Wissenschaft - science! XP) Oh, but probably you are all busy with the new posts? Hm?... Bis später my dears...

Anonymous

Hey, Claudia! Happy Samstag to you! I am looking forward to a cooler day today as we’ve had pretty heavy storms to break the humidity. Definitely want to get out and do some work on the yard. So, I’m happy to ask questions again this evening. I am going to bring in some of Madeline’s questions from yesterday, and a few new ones. Promise to answer some this time, Frau Claudia? --What is the funniest thing someone ever said or did during sex? --What is your favorite Gael audio ever? Why? --What is the most mature thing you do? The most immature? --What would the mirror opposite of yourself be like? --If your childhood had a smell, what would it be? --If you listened to the Silk Tie and Belt audio, what were you thinking when Gael asked you that question? Okay, there you go! Happy answering, everyone!

Anonymous
>>5261089

Copy-paste tomorrow :) Probably everyone's up at the new posts and doesn't scout the older ones :(

Anonymous

Hello Amy, Claudia, and anyone else here. Had a lovely day, how was/is yours? Spent morning cooking and playing chef for my mother and her book club ladies, she was hosting. Note to self: Book clubs are sooo not your thing. Don't join! I'll have a craic at your questions Amy. Funniest thing during sex, I once had a boyfriend in college who would "speak" for a plush bear I had on my bed in my dorm room. I thought it was adorable and he did voices really well, so one time during sexy time, "the bear" started giving a running commentary on my boyfriend's performance. I was dying, I literally had tears running down my face. To this day I don't know how he managed it, 🤔 I obviously had a thing for voice actors back then too! Favorite Gael Audio, oh yeh no I can't choose, but I'll narrow it down some for ya, Ive listened to him on literotica and YouTube for awhile now, and I really love his meditation audios, "Come Home" is my go to. Roleplay/storytelling audios: I really love "A perfect Morning Together" and A sensual wet dream . Sexy audios from way back in the beginning on Lit, Hot Summers Night and Shy Girl are two favorites. I think its just that raw sexual energy he had and still has, he totally just let's go and it's dirty, but somehow still respectful? What is the most mature thing I do? Be a role model for my niece and support for my family....much better answer!☺. Most immature thing, oh let's see, I still listen to my rice crispies, dunk my cookies in milk, worry way too much about what people think 😣. Mirror opposite? A mean, inconsiderate, rich, quiet, unhappy, prude...ha that was fun!. If my childhood had a smell, it would be freshly baked bread and mowed grass. What was I thinking as Gael asked that question? God I love how your voice caresses my mind like that!❤

Anonymous
>>5271664

Hey, Calma! Yeah -- someone saw the questions! LOL Trying to keep them on Patrons only posts, so this was posted before the Bedtime Stories one. Love your answers! My hubby does voices, as well. In fact, he was a radio DJ before I met him -- had a slight crush on his voice before we met and began dating. He could do the Muppet voices, especially Bert and Ernie, and he would often do voices during sex! I used to laugh myself to death when he would do that. And I am a cookie dunker, too, but I tend to use coffee (I hate milk!) Have a great weekend!