WOODSTOCK 50!!! (Patreon)

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hola my cosmic travelers -

jason webley and i are attending/playing #Woostock50 this weekend!! 🕊️♥️🎼 

oh yes...it’s happening!!! oh yeah. it is. 

the location is somewhat secret & only 11 tickets were ever available. 

headliners: janis joplin, hendrix, the band, and limp bizkit. the tickets were $11 and sold out almost immediately. 

nudity is mandatory!! 

it rained yesterday so there’s tons of mud. traffic was insane getting here so we missed most of day one. 

every attendee has already conceived at least two children. 

rumors are circulating that dylan may show up to play a secret set of frank sinatra covers today ☮️

 if you’re in upstate new york, swing by...take route 212 west from woodstock center, drive exactly 11 miles, close your eyes, put 3 tabs of the toy story 4 acid under your tongue, take a left at the flaming guitar, drive another 11 miles with your eyes closed, then take a turn straight up into the sky for about 2500 feet. we are the third cloud to the right. listen for the peace, love and music...you’ll hear us.

xxx

afp