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EDIT: please see the revised poll in this new post to vote:
https://www.patreon.com/posts/24708789


HELLO LOVES....

this is what it looks like: a VOTE for the tour poster i'm gonna print and sell on the road at the merch booth this spring.

even if you don't read the rest of this post or listen to my voice ramble - PLEASE VOTE FOR AN IMAGE! ONE VOTE PER PATRON!

i'm flying from city to city in jet airplanes on this tour....which means we don't have a tour bus and a trailer to stack loads and loads of merch options in. 

so we get to bring ONE poster on tour and that's that. i ran the idea by the team of maybe using some of the cover-inspired artwork that's come in, but they all talked me out of it. 

so these are, i think, the best of the options. all the photos are by kahn & selesnick except #5 and #8, which are by allan amato.


1) flying baby


2) hilltop machete


3) all the things


4) album cover


5) letting go


6) holding on


7) sunset


it's hard to pick, right?

i know i couldn't.

they all say different things, these images. 

but the point here is to pick the image you'd put on a wall, not just the one you like looking at on a little screen.

these posters will probably be small-to-medium sized...a little big bigger than a record album, not massive. printed on beautiful heavy fancy paper. frameable. i'll sign them.

if the vote is SUPER CLOSE we can always print one for online sale in the web store. 

so.....VOTE! you get to vote ONCE. CHOOSE WISELY. all my tour merch designs have to be submitted by monday in order to be printed in time so this poll closes on sunday evening at 11:59pm new york time

.........

ok.

here is this morning's Voice Ramble.

YES, that's what i've decided to call them. they're Voice Rambles, because that's what they are...not written rambles, and not BlogCasts (eech) and not VoiceLighteningMagicSwords...

they are Voice Rambles. THEY CAN ATTACK YOU AT ANY TIME OF DAY OR NIGHT.

anyway here's this morning's. since this post includes a poll, i am just using soundcloud and i'm still toying with how to make you all happy...some of you love the in-apps, some of you had problems with it stopping and losing your place....so for now, this is it:

https://soundcloud.com/amandapalmer/voiceblog-feb-14-2019/s-R3m3i

....also, in wonderful news...your Merch Queen alex knight, who also has moonlighting talents as a transcriber, has taken up the task of TRANSCRIBING THEM for those of you with hearing issues who wanted to get in on the action!!! 

if you want to read the transcript of this voice ramble, and the full archive of voice rambles, CLICK HERE 

......

quick note!!! SAVE SOME DATES.

there's TONS of specific info coming soon....but march 7th, evening local time, we are gonna help you all organize a WORLD-WIDE LISTENING PARTY for THERE WILL BE NO INTERMISSION. save that night. think about if you wanna host a party. think about where and who you'd invite. we're gonna arm you with music and love and stuff.

AND, for the lucky fucking locals....i'm going to be throwing three listening parties OF MY OWN, for patrons only....

-the eve of march 5th (at THE NEW YORK PUBLIC FUCKING LIBRARY!!!!!!)....

-march 6th i'll be throwing a SLEEPOVER PARTY (not kidding) in upstate new york, close to my house, in catskill, and 

-march 9th i'll be throwing a little candle-lit party in BOSTON at my apartment. it's gonna be so fucking good. these parties will only fit a few dozen people and it's first-come first-served, patron-only goodness. save the dates and hold for more details about when those go on sale (they'll be cheap but space is EXTREMELY limited). special thanks to mike at audiolab in cambridge, he's going to loan us some hot shit speakers for this, i can't wait.

stay tuned. if you know you want to bring friends, they have to be patrons, so giddyup, get them on here. we will be checking IDs and patronage status for anyone who nabs tickets.

...................

neil isn't making it home for valentine's day....but we had a fabulous fucking time last night...my costume designer (who i talk about in the voice ramble) andrea spent the night and we made crafty valentine's cards for ash's whole pre-school class...and ash donned lipstick "like mama" and kissed them all.

there's a lot of love in the house today.




and wherever you are, i'm sending you some extra love, in case you need it.


xx

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a

 

------THE NEVER-ENDING AS ALWAYS---------

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Comments

Anonymous

To anyone who might read this, these March dates are during my spring break. Technically, I could drive up north from Virginia to one of the patron events... should I? Can I RSVP? I would die to come... I love you, Amanda.

Anonymous

It says voting is over?? I vote All The Things

Anonymous

There's a new blog up that's just this one with "(fixed!) written in front of it. You can vote on that one!

Anonymous

I think it's interesting that I picked the top two, in the same order. I didnt get to vote, but no biggie. I love that sunset pic so much!

Janet in Georgia

Voting over already??? Letting go.

Anonymous

All the things portrays exactly how I feel at this time.

Anonymous

It takes time out of my day . I do not want you to wear any outfit that distracts me from what you look like without any outfit.that distracts you from what you are trying to do . 😉 These theatres are sufficient adornment for most ; now. they will be adorned by The Most . Can't wait to see you in it !!!

Anonymous

Looks like I miss the vote.. ah well, here's my 2 cents anyways.. #1 Hilltop Machete, my #2 Letting go. They are all stunning!

Laura Morland

No, I don't think it's too late. Try Poll #2!

Anonymous

4. All the things, Missed the vote.

Anonymous

"Voice Rambles (with Amanda Palmer)" works!! :D

Anonymous

Damn missed the vote! I lovelovelove hilltop machete and sunset 😍