don't delete!: I WANT TO SEND YOU SOMETHING IN THE MAIL. (for free). (Patreon)

i interrupt this album-release week with an important message of awesomeness: I HAVE A SPECIAL THING FOR YOU. A REAL THING THAT YOU CAN TOUCH AND I WANT TO SEND IT TO YOU IN THE MAIL, no matter where you live.

i've been wanting to do this for about a year now, and i've finally gotten my shit together...!

it is a special patron-only card (you cannot "buy it" anywhere), printed super-artistically, with words from me, wrapped in a gorgeous fancy envelope... that i would like to send each and every one of you as a LOVING THANK YOU for supporting me, whether you've been supporting for a year or a day, and whether you've been supporting at $1 or $100.

the image on the card itself is a SURPRISE, but it's an all-purpose thing of beauty that i am pretty certain you will love, and here's how it's going to work.

go to the link below (it's a page of my webstore):

https://shop.amandapalmer.net/products/patron-thank-you-card 

and enter the password: artcard

(all lowercase!!!)

you can then select, from a pull-down menu, whether you want the card FOR YOURSELF, or FOR A FRIEND. you then enter the name and address  you want the card to go to. the deadline to order the card is MONDAY, MAY 15th at 10 am. at that point, we'll send the number of exact cards we need to the art-printers. the card itself doesn't say "thank you patron" specfically, so if you want to have it sent to someone who is an AFP fan but not hip to the patreon, don't worry. it won't be confusing. 

...and i am so curious to see how many of you take me up on this. there's over 9,400 of you. my team has a wager going. i think only about 1,500 people are going to actually bite. certain other people are like WHAT IF YOU HAVE TO MANUFACTURE 9,000 OF THESE? i'm like: if you have to manfacture 9,000 of these, i will do cartwheels naked down the fucking street, because it will mean that 9,000 people are actually paying attention to my posts and what the hell is going on. i'll let you all know what happens :)

note: you can only order ONE FREE CARD. if you try to game the system, you'll get a pop-up telling you to not be naughty.

READY?

GO!!! please try to get your order in ASAP so we can start gauging how many of these puppies to print, how mnay envelopes to buy, AND how many rad-ass stamps to start collecting (we are going to try to use rad-ass stamps).

if you have ANY questions, you can comment here below OR you can email the general help email: patronhelp@amandapalmer.net  and we'll sort you out.

LOVE AND THANKS.

xxx

AFP

p.s. $10+ patrons, there's going to be a $10+ patron webcast/chat from the rehearsal space with edward THIS FRIDAY (the 12th! at 10 am EST). links and more info coming, but save the moment!

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1. if you’re a patron, please click through to comment on this post. at the very least, if you’ve read it, indicate that by using the heart symbol.

2. see All the Things i've made so far on patreon: http://amandapalmer.net/patreon-things/

3. join the official AFP-patron facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/afpland/

4. AFP-patreon-related questions? ask away, someone will answer:
patronhelp@amandapalmer.net