I should think up a better title for this than Big Hero Sex (Patreon)

He sighed. “Okay. I get the point. If you want me to go with you to a party--” “That's not it. Although I will let you know if I see anything come up on TwoSquared. Hiro, you're eighteen. And you've done a lot of great things and have a lot of people who care about you, but Hiro—have you ever been kissed?” “I, uh—yeah, loads of times. I mean, I'm a superhero! Chicks dig that!” “Hiro...” “I mean, the helmet does kinda get in the way and... secret identity... but if I had to be kissed, I mean really had to, I could make that happen!” She put her hand on his thigh, her touch the same as ever, tapering and delicate. “Alright, Hiro, alright. I'm a poor college student and I can't afford to really get you anything, but... maybe this'll be alright.” There was suddenly something in Hiro's throat as he noticed how really nice Honey's lipstick looked. “Hey, hey, uh, you don't have to do that if you don't... want... to...”