Also working on some more Bruce/Diana/Zatanna (Patreon)

Bruce knew he was wasn't quite normal. He was a bit more 'goal-oriented' than most. But even if he'd led the most mundane, ordinary, regular life there was, he didn't think he'd understand shopping malls. Anything he might be looking for crammed in with two hundred things he wasn't. Dick hadn't liked malls, Zatanna didn't, Diana didn't. But two wives meant he'd married into twice as many families. He'd already had to deal with Zachary borrowing every car but the Batmobile from his garage. He'd almost rather just give Cassie a car than get spritzed in the face by any more perfume. “Cassie, you understand that Diana and Zatanna and I—it's not because Diana isn't enough for me or anything like that...” “Dude, chapter-skip the talk. I get two more people browsing my wishlist this Christmas. One of them's a billionaire. You can have as many wives as you want.” “Well, that's good to hear.” “Why, is Talia taking your phone calls?”