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After Show: Horsez. (Patreon)

Published:
2021-12-09 20:09:10
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2021-12

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I'm starting to think it really was brand new. 

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After Show: Horsez.

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Anonymous

POGGERS

Anonymous

Watermelon

Anonymous

Banana

Anonymous

I want Frank

Anonymous

Hello horse

Anonymous

can anyone else see the main show on youtube?

Anonymous

HOLY SHIT I THINK I HAD THAT

Vinyl_Scratch

Time for some delicious disinfectant

Anonymous

Damn that modded games boy looks sick

OzRetrocomp

Plot twist: the reward is disinfectant

Anonymous

It looks like old school runescape

Anonymous

The fact that it was published by Ubisoft makes it so much better.

Anonymous

Frank is unboxing! :O

Anonymous

So uh dank when's the drum covers of horsez?

Anonymous

Idea/Counterpoint - what about a roundup of inexpensive XLR setups? - Behringer's SM58 clone is only 20 freedom eagles

Anonymous

That music sounds like Phoenix Wright if the composer was drunk

Anonymous

DAMN YOU UBISOFT

Anonymous

We love Ed (Stallion)!

ChrisFratz

You want to know who owned the Petz series by the time that came out, Ubisoft.

Anonymous

Regarding todays main channel video, I'm pretty sure you got scammed. In Poland we can buy a brand new Blue Snowball from an official Blue partner for 200 PLN (~50USD). For 50USD it's definitely a better deal than both of the other two.

Anonymous

...Aaaaaaah YEAH..Ohh NOOOO!!!! Is that like "Yeah Mate, No"

Anonymous

Uninteresting fact: the devs, PF Magic, also made the game Ballz. And it's a fighting game where the characters are made of balls and has a 90's amount of innuendos.

Anonymous

That games music is better than it has any right to be 😄

Anonymous

I require a full lets play of Horsez please

Anonymous

These videos are like a surprise every week. I'm like, "Oh yeah, I'm a Dank Pods patron."

Anonymous

This man introduces things to me that I never knew existed

Anonymous

Thank You for giving Patreon a preview of garbage time !

Anonymous

Real talk, Horsez seemed fine, about on par for a Sims GBA kind of game, but that's just me

Anonymous

Watching these videos while drunk is truly an amazing experience

Anonymous
>>73416799

Fun fact about this uninteresting fact: In the first cashies episode he ( wade) for a brief moment hold up the game “Ballz”

Anonymous

Ah yes. Back in the day there were cheap games made for girls. They were always trash but it was just something your mom could get there daughter as a video game

Anonymous

Primus made the soundtrack to this game.

Anonymous

I owned the PC version of this. Weird to see how different this a to that

Anonymous

Good vid dank

Anonymous

the OST is ABSOLUTELY SICK but the game looks like it'd make me absolutely sick after a while

Anonymous

What a game🤣

Anonymous

I almost wanna get this just to see if it's actually that bad

Anonymous

c a v a l o

GiulioRomano

To be honest I would have loved it back in the day

Anonymous

keep the box as an example of terrible, wasteful packaging

Anonymous

I played that as a kid, and its as awful as I remember it.

Anonymous

i hated this game

Anonymous

I have a GBA. I bought it a week ago and it arrived yesterday. It has an IPS screen modded in it because the original screen sucked. The IPS one looks really nice, now to wait for my EZ-Flash flashcard to arrive so I can play this dingus.

Anonymous

An Ubisoft game without bugs! Damn

Ethan

Week 2 asking him to check this out. https://www.ebay.com/itm/KZ-AZ09-0-78mm-2-Pin-Bluetooth-5-2-Audio-Receiver-Wireless-Adapter-for-KZ-Earbud-/133885151989?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&_trksid=p2349624.m46890.l49286&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0

Anonymous

so youre gonna cover this music on your livestream R I G H T ??

Anonymous

I'm pretty sure I enjoyed the copy of Dogz I got with a Wendy's meal.

Anonymous

Hey man, love your vids. I’m about to be another one of those fans who recommends things to you but here goes. Have you ever heard of a game called DropMix? It’s a game/party toy that I’ve really enjoyed and think, as a person who likes music, you’d enjoy too. I also want to say thanks for you’re vid on gaming headsets. Bought mine based off of your recommendation and have been very happy with the purchase. Have a good one.

Anonymous

And imagine some people want to do this in real life. Maniacs

Beez1717

Oh boy this game looks like it was designed with zero fun as the main feature.

Anonymous

Goodbye horsez I'm flying over you

Anonymous

I went to "www.petz.com" and it redirected me to Ubisoft. WHAT

Anonymous

I'm proud my name is Ed. I'm the fastest stallion around

Anonymous

are you kidding me? I would have sold my sister for a Horse Farm management sim...10 years ago....when I was already in my 20s

Anonymous

That is some SKUNG bass there it is

Anonymous

Yes. This is the content I paid for

Anonymous

honestly I think I want a refund terrible game not enough frank

Anonymous

This was like if LGR was Australian and I loved every moment.

Anonymous

You had me at "defying physics with a horse!"

Anonymous

The funniest thing about your recommendations in the main video is the fact that after the video I checked the prices for the three mics at JB Hi-Fi, and the Thronmax and the Blue were both on sale ($59 and $69) to be more in line with the Samson :^)

Anonymous

"big big cheese big Italian cheese" ~ Markiplier

Anonymous

Tim Rogers has said that every game needs at least two modes. In Pacman it was chase or be chased. The three modes appear to be tedious movement, tedious movement on a horse, or tedious menus.

Anonymous

plz start play crapy games from gameboy etc. :D

Anonymous

My ears are bleeding. Can I get a refund?

Anonymous

Ah yes I NEED to watch this stunning masterpiece in 2160p60FPS. It will barely give me a taste of the true experince, but it will be enough

Anonymous

Wade, you forget, you are not a 6 year old girl. My daughters loved this game, and even had every edtion of every animal. What you didn't pass the boss level yet? ;P

Anonymous

horsez

Anonymous

www.petz.com as shown on the game box redirects to Ubisoft's website! I thought they'd have ditched it and forgotten like Microsoft with Zune.

Anonymous

The "Seal of Quality" basically only means, 1. the publisher gave Nintendo money, 2. there's no curse words (or even semi-)nudity in it, 3. it's possible to load and get in to the first level of the game, and 4. violence is ok as long as there's no blood (kids can't handle people swearing, everyone knows that it makes sense to limit swearing to 15(/18)+ year old babies, but allow violence for zero to three sad onions)

Anonymous

Hey dank I work in corrections (aka prison) and I'm a correctional officer there I would like to know if I got you some headphones that are like some of them in the prison could you review them for me

Anonymous

For what it's worth, my gf is a horse trainer and there is lots of grind with no reward often.

Anonymous

This was hilarious the graphics are insane for its time! The comedic effect just happens on its own the game is so dull lmao !!!

Anonymous

ah my sister had this when we were kids. we never got very far. def preferred barbie groovy microgames over this shit

Anonymous

Now this is content

Anonymous

Ah man I just subscribed to your Patreon and I have no idea if you know how happy I am right now doing this, your honestly my favourite channel and you make my day and it feels awesome to support.someone who brings such happiness in thesetough vivid times haha thank you dank

Anonymous

*the tough Covid times

Anonymous
>>73508438

I know what you mean! Dank's videos are so light-hearted and absurd. They lift my spirits, you know?

Anonymous

The crazy thing, is that Horsez on the GBA is completely different story and completely different mechanics than the Horsez on PC. Horsez on PC is actually a lot of fun, but hard to find these days.

Anonymous

Can't believe I'm in this game :^)

Greek Fire

Oh god, my sister had this game...

TheAestheticFur

This game is definitely a GOTY 2007(???) contestant (the copyright dates in the game are ALL over the place).

Anonymous

There is currently nothing listed on speedrun.com I think you know what must be done

greninjazac

Did frank ascend to unicorn status with the shedding?

The Cat Herd

This game was part of a... series? Collection? Franchise? With other games based around specific pets. I had Catz for the GBA as a kid, which was kind of like a digital board game with slice of life minigames and a collection aspect, if I remember correctly. I have no evidence to back this up but I really think that entire collection of games was a bunch of reskins of Japanese games localised to English and sold in a set.

Anonymous

Okay but Xmas charity live stream where you complete this as a speed run?

Anonymous

get yourself a gba consolizer and a capture card for them crisp pixels

Anonymous

You should do a warehouse tour

Anonymous

this feels like it was supposed to be a horror game but they forgot to add horror

Anonymous

Great vid!

Anonymous

Believe it or not i've played worse GBA games...

Anonymous

it has really good graphics for gba but the gameplay is horrible

Anonymous

omg i had this game u unlocked a memory i didnt kno i had

Anonymous

You should check this out. https://www.analogue.co/pocket

Anonymous

It's a horse thing.

Anonymous

🥰 it's like buying my own drummer

TalkieSoundBox

As a "horse girl" when I was little what I wanted was a game where you rode a horse and went on sick adventures and had mounted combat I.E shadow of the colossus. What I got was Horsez :c

Anonymous

DS games Downscaled for GBA were terrible... this was not a one off. I had family members I know spent real money on GBA games for me... straight in the bin. Pirates of the Caribbean... seemed okay for a few hours until i saw the DS version and went back to pokemon.

Anonymous

Ubisoft back at it again 😂

Anonymous

did anyone notice that by the end, he had put 2 holes in the box through the picture of the horse's eye and right between the eyes of the other horse lololol

Anonymous

Made my train ride home wonderful! Cheers mate

Anonymous

I had horsez 2 for the DS. I always wondered what the OG Horsez was like. Did not think it'd be that much worse.

Anonymous

gotta admit the music was banging

Anonymous

I have a rather large and silly GBA collection and every time you feature anything remotely GB related I get so excited

Anonymous

puts rdr2 to shame

Rhyzeless

Of course it was made by Ubisoft, their games are terrible. Music was pretty good though.

Anonymous

This is exactly why I just listen to my YouTube people on my s21 speakers. I don't come for audio clarity. I come for content. You sir have content and nothing you can do will improve that gba ssound. I'll save my k240s and hd660 headphones for proper music. Because listening to gba music through YouTube. Woof. Woof woof.

Anonymous

I used to have another game in this series, Dogz. That one was pretty fun. It had you take care of a little pupper. Quite cute. Kinda like nintendogs.

Anonymous

The Catz gane was fun

Anonymous

that horse really took the one grit

Anonymous

I’d like to see AVGN have a crack at this game.

Anonymous

This game brings up some memories. It was in the late 2000's, when i was in my early 20's, i moved from far east Russia to Germany for work. And i suddenly was able to afford modern things. I bought a Nintendo DS lite for my 10 year younger sister, which was still living in Russia. I bought her "catz" and "dogz" for the DS, because the box art looked funny. I didn't know anything about video games, because i didn't have had any until i moved to Germany. My sister did like the games, but i think it was mostly, because she didn't know any other ones yet.