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After Show: This was filmed on a flip phone...

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Anonymous

All the bad smells you could want

Anonymous

That microphone is actually not too shabby all things considered

Anonymous

My PK CELLS

Anonymous

After all… why not film with a perfectly good flip phone

Anonymous

This is how 2006 DankPods would look, on Google Video of course.

Anonymous

wym it looks and sounds gorgeous, I'm getting early youtube vibe

Anonymous

Kept wiping my screen thinking it was blurry

Anonymous

I haven't watched it yet, but i can already tell it's going to be awesome

Anonymous

That's better than the shuf fle

Anonymous

The full power. Now my favorite tidbit of information about DankPods. The Forbidden FullPower

Huey Pancakes

This video is like being transported into the past. Amazing

Anonymous

at least it's better than the nano...

Anonymous

dankpods 2008

Anonymous

Welcome to 2004, boys.

Anonymous

Full Power, New Pkcells... What a video

Anonymous

oh my god this has such a "kid's tech youtube channel" vibe

Anonymous

and you even bothered to upload in 4K. Brah. Voh.

Anonymous

That looks better than I expected

Anonymous

the amount of pkcells matches the amount of pixels

Anonymous

I sure do love watching 360p 12FPS in 1080p 60FPS

Anonymous

Holy crap, reminds me of the old days of watching YouTube in 360p on my first Android phone, the Samsung Moment, being excited about the new Nexus S, and looking forward to Android 4.0 (Ice Cream Sandwich).

Anonymous

OH MY PKCELLS

Anonymous

I genuinely enjoy how this video looks it has a nostalgic quality to it (I watch all my youtube videos in 480p so im not bothered by resolution) I would genuinely watch more videos recorded with this lmao

Anonymous

I have two things to say… 1. Watching this video reminds me of all my phone video’d memories from 2004. 2. The PKCell company may just become the worlds number 1 battery brand thanks to your videos

Anonymous

Hello 2008 YouTube!

Anonymous

Man this takes me back to 2008

Anonymous

the flipphone is cool and all, but i'm mostly hyped about those fresh pkcells

Panzer IV

this is a weird perspective we have

Anonymous

This video is weird, because the text is higher quality than the video.

Anonymous

Filming a nugget on a nugget. Nuggetception.

Anonymous

This is why I became a patreon, to be in on all the secrets - I'm now one of few that knows about the secret full power batt hidden in the back

Anonymous

Looks like a really old ashens vid

Anonymous

this was legitimately nauseating to watch

Anonymous

this just made me realise that you don’t need the best camera in the world as long as the content is good, because this video was actually quite enjoyable

Anonymous

Only the best quality for your patrons

Anonymous

i watch it in my 55" 4k tv so i can really smell those pixels

Anonymous

Yeah. It's way better than the iPod Nano microphone, that was a tragedy.

Anonymous

aw mate you should have gotten rechargable pkcell batteries since they look closer to the original but with modern design. (and they are green)

Anonymous

It could have been filmed on an old VHS HandyCam and we'd enjoy every moment of the content!

Anonymous

The pixels aren't *too* smelly, but that framerate is rough.

Rena

Can't wait to see the old mate Fullpower make it's return in a later video

Anonymous

YAY DANK GOT NEW PKCELLS

Anonymous

I started watching this and immediately was brought back to early youtube days, kind of a weird nostalgia trip I was not expecting at all

Anonymous

I'm so excited to see the PKCell army growing. At least that's what I thought I was seeing on all 12 pixels on screen.

Dorraj

should have lowered the quality of the background music to match the audio quality lol

Anonymous

Dankpods: 2009.

Dizzy

Every time a pen or something rolls on my desk I go "oh mah Pkcell!" No body has a clue why I call my pens that, but it's our little secret.

Anonymous

wow, this really hammers home how little video quality actually matters for these kinds of videos. this was great and if all previous dankpods videos were recorded at a quality similar to this, I doubt people would care much.

Anonymous

1:16 *casually flips off manual for being so generic*

Anonymous

Surprisingly, i'd call this passable. Barely.

Anonymous

You should check out the Samsung Serenata. Music focused phone by Samsung that released the same year the iPhone droped

Anonymous

this is the quality content I pay for. absolutely love the video quality. very tempted to get myself one haha

Anonymous

This video made me seasick :( video quality really is important huh

Anonymous

Wow, them pixels, 4x3 aspect ratio and crappy mic really gave this video 2008 Ashens vibes.

Anonymous

New Pkcell's look cool but, I wish they made it with Pkcell green lol

Anonymous

actually loved this. the quality reminded me of, like, a really early Ashens video, it was very nostalgic. also the audio was shockingly decent.

Anonymous

Pkcell army

Anonymous

you went through the effort to render it in 4k i applaud

Anonymous

So many pkcell, Glorious!

Anonymous

Is the Chord Mojo ever coming back? I miss the boy

Anonymous

Ok hear me out... if you go into settings then about phone and tap build number a bunch you can get developer options... from there you can turn on usb debugging and use adb to install any app you want on the thing (even the play store)... minecraft on a flip phone..

Anonymous

It’s not hip-hop. It’s electro…, prick.

Anonymous

The sound quality honestly had an ASMR-like quality to it. Something about the way the cheaper microphone picked up the crackling of the plastic was funny. I loved it.

Anonymous

I genuinely love how much you love the pkcells

Anonymous

The sound and video quality gave me nostaglia for super old Ashens videos. I love it.

Anonymous

this video gives such conflicting vibes from the combination of 2021 content being presented in 2007 quality

Platitudinous

This being uploaded in 4K is the most DankPods thing possible

Anonymous

Regarding the whole "screen-dimming" thing on that phone in the main video - it's probably android's adaptive brightness feature. It's completely useless from my experience, but you can turn it off in the settings.

Anonymous

new toledos!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous

This feels like a video my friend would have sent me back in 2011 about his new MP3 player and my parents would get mad at me for using so much data with a video message

Anonymous

Got that real 2005 energy.

Bobby

The best part about this video is that it feels like an old YouTube video I stumbled upon in like, 2012. So lovely!

Anonymous

Pixels so dense you can smell them? More like PKCells so dense you can smell them! Honestly surprised nobody commented this yet

Anonymous

Oh man, the nostalgia. Cheap flip-phone camera, old nugget, and a terrible internet connection (thanks comcast).

Anonymous

_CRUNCHY_

Anonymous

I love the contrast between the perfectly normal sounding music with the crunchy, dense voice recordings.

Suzumi

alright who’s gonna tell him batteries have an expiration date

Anonymous

filmed on a flip phone. YouTube: you want 4K right?

Anonymous

Can't beat the Adidas striped PKCell

Anonymous

oh this has my classic youtube nostalgia GOING

Anonymous

Should have lowered the quality of the background music to match the rest of the video

Anonymous

When your Signature PKCell come?

Bastián Inostroza

I loce the vibe I get from the low quality hahaha

Luis Garcia

Why am I able to watch this in 4K?

Anonymous

Dem Piscells

Anonymous

Dankpods 2010 edition

Anonymous

I am having some serious 2009 Xbox 360 hacks nostalgia right now.

Nuno Campos

We can see the video. Nice full power there!

Anonymous

I'm feeling real warm to 2009 youtube after that, thank you

Anonymous

Oh man, I love LoFi videos!!

Anonymous

I think I saw a pixel change color one time! This is awesome!

Anonymous

2008 looks so cool

Anonymous

And to think, this is what all of youtube used to look like

Anonymous

I see your “Famous Toledo” and raise you “Engineer PH-57!” They cut through all substances! You can get them on Amazon

Karen Sykora

Still better than the Nano camera.

Anonymous

the storage on the FULLPOWAH might have been corrupted from the lack of power. Flash chips can lose their data if not powered on every now and then.

Anonymous

deliciously crunchy

Kim Gaetjens

Bring on the PKcell merch!

Anonymous

you need to open the toohes bottle for 1 mil!

Anonymous

PKCELL

Anonymous

4k ultra

Anonymous

thank goodness that the video that was filmed on a flip phone can be displayed in 4k, fantastic.

Anonymous

I'm honestly impressed by that microphone quality. Was this the one you chose as your backup phone?

Anonymous

I chose to watch this in 4K to enjoy all the blurriness in high definition!

Anonymous

My eyes

Anonymous

Oh no my Pkcells :(

Hunter Lyre

Dp could record a snuff film on this, and it couldn't be held up in court due to there not being enough sufficient evidence.

Anonymous

this is the end game 🔥🔥🔥

Anonymous

Watching in this resolution really takes me back

Anonymous

1 Grit on the nugget’s battery… Nice one, mate. Got lucky there.

Anonymous

honestly in 2008 this would have been a passable camera

Anonymous

Boxes of PKCELLS! What riches!

Anonymous

1980s DankPods Video

Anonymous

should i be worried that this isnt even that bad for me, I watch videos in 360p to save data and this is bearable for me

Anonymous

Dear God. This sounds like using two cans and a piece of string and the video looks like it was fast copied on an old 2 head VHS VCR.

Lucas Vigorena

No joke, that was my first mp3 player. It was branded as Fujitel.

Anonymous

At this point I'm surprised you're not sponsored by pkcell

Anonymous

Resolution so low that it's nostalgic! It's like being back in secondary school.

Henry

This is surprisingly watchable, the microphone is not actually too bad, and there's something strangely charming about it.

Daniel Gleeson

I somehow want episodes filmed on this device

Anonymous

The best part about this video is how it proves no matter your equipment if your good at what you do people WILL watch it because it will show through this video was still good with horrid quality and that’s because your good at what you do

Anonymous

Yes, a youtube video from 2007.

Anonymous

FULLPOWER VS PKCELL FIGHT

Anonymous

I know you love your old green Pkcell’s but the new retro look is something I DIG

Anonymous

DankPods bingo speedrun

Anonymous

Can we have a t-shirt that says "Can you believe no one bought this!?" ??

Anonymous

I feel like I'm watching an Ashens video circa 2010

Anonymous

I love that this is uploaded in 4K

Anonymous

full POWER

Anonymous

brand NEW pkcells can you believe no-one bought these

Anonymous

If you ever want to remove sticky rubber from a surface, use Isoprpyl Alcohol. Lifts the rubber right off, leaves other plastic alone.

Anonymous

It has a Youtube 2008 video vibe to it, which isn't even that bad!

Anonymous

I can’t believe PKCELL charged the logo, that green battery is so nostalgic for me😂😂

Anonymous

You should do a review of the new NURA(dirty)BUDS

Anonymous

Finally, the lost DankPods pilot episode from 2014 has been found!

Anonymous

Muh pk cells

Anonymous

This gives 2013 youtube maths lessons vibes

Anonymous

While watching, I thought "oh I should turn the quality up." I then realized the true horror of that camera.

Anonymous

I thought the lightning bolt on the pkcell battery was an s so I thought it was piscell battery

Anonymous

This LoFi video makes the review so much more authentic, it’s as if you recorded it when that nugget had just been released. Also, I can’t believe PkCell still isn’t sponsoring you.

Anonymous

When you try to make fun of an old camera, but it gives me nostalgia for 2008 youtube.

Anonymous

Did you aussies ever get Blackberry's? Im surprised you didnt find any of those for the main vid. I still use a 9790 or a 9900 now and then theyve aged pretty well!

Anonymous

I've had such crappy wifi for the past 2 weeks youtube was hitting 240p at max so the quality of this video was basic what i was seeing every day.

Anonymous

Damn that quality is poor.. but it worked. Cheap nugget but I love your PKCELL collection.

Anonymous

I kept on waiting for the video to go into focus.

Anonymous

This video has heavy 2008 vibes.

Anonymous

How does this look worse than the iPod nano you did a video with before

TheInternetLord

you think james could skin a green pkcell and put it on a new one or even a rechargeable one?

Anonymous

cause the ipod was at least 16x9 640 x 480 30fps h264 mp4 and if its the nokia flip phone then it would be recorded in 128 x 96 (Sub QCIF) 4x3 15fps 3gp

Anonymous

This is like Dankpods if you started the channel in 2008. Beautiful.

Alex Glaz

It looks terrible, I love it 😍

Anonymous

This is beautiful, thank you for this

Anonymous

That's just my "middle of nowhere special" WiFi all the time...

Anonymous

Now the PKCELLs are PISCELLs.

Anonymous

Oh my Pkstash.

Anonymous

Is anyone watching in 4k trying to get the best quality low quality video

Anonymous

Where Buy pKcell?

Anonymous

This hurt to watch more than that packaging

Anonymous

Dankpods in 2008

José Jacob

I feel they missed a trick not co-ordinating that packaging with a PKCELL

Anonymous

I gotta say, love the inside jokes lol

Anonymous

This hurt me

Anonymous

Not sure what I was expecting from the quality of the video/audio but this isn't as bad as I thought it would be.

Anonymous

I feel so privileged knowing the location of the Fullpower batt. Wonder how long before it accidentally finds its way out of its hidey spot.

Anonymous

Right? I really thought It'd end up being completely unwatchable.

Anonymous

Ah yes, this is the densest 4K pixel I've ever smell

Anonymous

jeez i can even hear the pixels

Anonymous

This feels like a lost Dankpods episode from 2009

Anonymous

you forgot the blender intro

Anonymous

New pkcells!

Life

This is the lost DankPods episode from 2009.

Anonymous

I want my iPod na-no camera quality back

Anonymous

Honestly not as bad of quality as I expected

Anonymous

can you do a review of the Sony WF-1000XM4 compared to the Airpods pro? looking to upgrade from my beanz and the airpods thrash them

Anonymous

He did a video that featured a comparison of all 3. The take away is the beans pro, Sony and air pods are pretty similar sound wise. He had some complaints about the Sony’s noise cancelling in the wind (although that has been either fixed or Wade couldn’t find the setting)

Anonymous

it's actually impressive that the footage is "good", and the fun you had doing it made it even better

Anonymous

PKCELL

Anonymous

What an up and coming YouTube content creator. Good thing we see the patron money has bought him a camera 😂

Anonymous

He’s single handedly keeping PKCELL in business

Anonymous

ah my pkcell

Anonymous

Cause I’ve taken the news of the change to Pkcells new design not well, I’ve linked the petition to fix it! http://chng.it/HFHpRNFJnY

Anonymous

The fact that this was uploaded in 4K

Anonymous

this mp3 player is actually the first one ive ever had. Checked it yesterday, and still works. Even the recording function. The backlit screen even flashed diffrent colors which blew my 8 year old mind away

Harry Robinson

Surprised it was pretty watchable

Anonymous

This reminds me of the iPod nano video lmao

Anonymous

AH MY PKCELL

Anonymous

this took me back to old youtube i love it

Anonymous

You should be a Pkcell spokes person, get you a pkcell sponsorship! Got me buying pkcells from Amazon so I can bring a lil aussie to America!!!

Anonymous

Bit better than the old nano

Anonymous

how is this 4k

Anonymous

man this video got a great vibe to it

Anonymous

lmao i had this exact mp3 player as a little kid. I found it a while back and it still works just fine

Anonymous

It's like watching early Ashens.

Anonymous

The PKCELLs grow (:

HorizontalVertigo

I like how you describe things as roadmap style, when we use Melways, or whatever they call them in SA. Bonus fact: QLDers call it a refidex

Anonymous

I love how you always say "oh...my pkcell" :)

Anonymous

Your video is just still just as entertaining

Anonymous

If you close both eyes it looks like a quality product

Mmaauuraa

honestly.... i think im blind this looks like a regular video just sounds a bit shit

Anonymous

pixels and a nugget you can smell

Anonymous

DankPods: Films on 480p nugget Me: Sets quality to 4K

Anonymous

Electro brand made my first turntable! An all in one unit with CD player, radio, cassette deck. Was exactly as wretched as you'd think

Anonymous

he fliped off the instruction book

Anonymous

I love it when my gs go eugurulndguh

Anonymous

I mean for a Flip-phone its totally respectable Quality, it would do the Job as a spare emergency setup, wasn't that bad as i was expecting from the title

Anonymous

Was that font on the "2GB" freaking COMIC SANS?

Anonymous

o no My Picells!!!!

Anonymous

Did they just use the Game Boy font for the capacity ? Cuz it does look like it

Anonymous

is it bad that i actually kinda forgot about the quality and enjoyed the video lol

Anonymous

I love how this channel literally is the same no matter what its recorded on

Colin Martin

I'm a paramedic in the US, and when I pulled the battery out of the copper flashlight I clip to my uniform epaulet - which is a special lithium 3.7V AAA - It's a goddamn PKCELL. I've been cycling two of those turds in that flashlight for YEARS in some truly abusive conditions as a medic. Apparently PKcell makes some decent nuggets.

Anonymous

Taking the batteries out of some electronics for storage and just found two PKCELL Now I can go ahhhhh my PKCELL

Anonymous

This is like YouTube circa 2007 lol

Anonymous

I can't believe I'm just now discovering the secret Full Power lore

Anonymous

Tweeterman287 much?

BrandEver

Kinda upset you didn't record that background music with the nuggetphone to complete the esthetic lol

Anonymous

P K C E L L