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After Show: An Original Craig. (Patreon)

Published:
2021-04-01 21:12:44
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2021-04

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I think I prefer their bootlegs...

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After Show: An Original Craig.

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Anonymous

Yes Craig

Anonymous

Woop I got here quickly m888

Anonymous

old mate craig is back!

Anonymous

Hey DankPods, I enjoy your vids man. God bless you✝️

Anonymous

Your videos are the highlights of my day

Anonymous

CRAIG CRAIG CRAIG CRAIG

Anonymous

the crayg

Anonymous

The absolute disrespect that Craig gave you

Anonymous

CRAIG LETS GOOOOO

Anonymous

Oh lord the absolute carnage in this video.

Anonymous

Wow it’s not a bootleg??? Shocking

Anonymous

Gasp Dankpods did a swear That was a weird and honestly deserved the menu is awful

A cooking sloth

AN ORIGINAL CRAIG?! THIS IS HISTORICAL

Anonymous

Do you know craig Made a computer ttps://www.amazon.com/Craig-Wireless-Netbook-Android This this is the new are version https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Electronics-CLP290C-BL-Android-Slimbook/dp/B017EVRJDS

Anonymous

Wonder if there will be an episode on PDA's

Anonymous

the toledos have been resurected

Anonymous

those scissors are bigger than my aspirations in life

Anonymous

OH NO!!! Now your collection will be incomplete!!!!

Anonymous

“Fuckin’ navigate this crappy menu” that is the most raw and genuinely frustrated I’ve ever heard you be, and it was absolutely hilarious.

Anonymous

You should apologize to the pkcells. They did nothing wrong...

Anonymous

Make life sound great when your inside Craig. Wait no

Anonymous

First time here! Glad to be a part - I’ve been encouraged to start learning so much about audio since discovering the channel a few weeks ago, figured it was about time to start patronizing this guy lol. Thanks Dank for doing this!

Anonymous

I really like this video keep on the good work

Bravado

"Losing the will to Craig" should be the DankPods headline

Anonymous

A lot of kills in today's videos

Jasmine Czerwik

Wooooow the pile is gonna finally be blessed by a Craig

Anonymous

Dankpods said number eleven

Anonymous

Also i would like you to make a video on the 140k ohm headphones that you have shown in the headphone hord patreon video And then for the patreon video have all the headphones that you can get (the amazing and the bootleggy ones) and put them on the HEARS That would be the best weekend for all of us so keep on the good work i love your videos

Anonymous

**ITS IN A GENUINE CRAIG BAG**

Anonymous

Who gonna rack up the most kills? Diablo or Mojo

Anonymous

Dank Pods is the first person I’ve become a patron for, if that doesn’t speak to his quality than I don’t know what does

Anonymous

The mic story killed me jesus christ

Anonymous

In Mexico, those kinds of scissors are used to cut chicken in pieces

Anonymous

I'm honestly disappointed at the fact that you didn't celebrate red boy's second confirmed kill.

Anonymous

NOOOOOO WHAT HAPPENED TO THE CRAIG COLLECTIONNNN YOU BETTER BUY A NEW ONE FOR THE COLLECTION DONT YOU BETRAY BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Anonymous

please use some of my dono to buy a good belt sander, or oil stones or diamond lapping plates for those Famous Toledos those deserve the best care.

Anonymous

Pretty sure those are grand-opening ribbon cutting scissors

Anonymous

I don't know. Seems like you need one of these: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paper_cutter#/media/File:Paper_cutter_1.jpg

Anonymous

those Toledo's absolutely MURDERED that nugget holy hell. a little too much doom eternal perhaps

Anonymous

All I can say is CRAIG!

Anonymous

Oh man. I thought we were going to watch him loose a finger with those scissors 😅😅

OzRetrocomp

The Diablo's first kill AND the new Toledos' first kill? On the same day? It really is a good Friday.

Anonymous

Please do not breath in the Craig dust

OzRetrocomp
>>56873537

I had to listen to that twice. I think Dank said "If I can navigate this crappy menu". But I wouldn't blame him if he said the other thing.

Anonymous

The diablo just got a double kill.

Anonymous

this is one of my favourite after shows so far!! Nugget phones exploded, One Grit destruction and famouse MEGA toledo carnage - This is why i love Thursdays

Anonymous

Get you a man who talks about you like Dank talks about his famous Toledo's.

knedit knedit

NOOOOOO NOT A CRAIG THEY ARE SACRED

Anonymous

We need a video dedicated to opening the most disgustingly packaged/sealed items in your collection. A frustration special!

Anonymous

"gotta save the box for the collection" Proceeds to cut the craig in half. Rip little nug

Anonymous

I live for the nugget microphone recording segments of these videos

Anonymous

Thanks for this goldmine of a content. Subbed today to donate my kangaroo dollar.

Anonymous

first video I'm watching from my pledge, happy to support the channel :) your videos are like crack for me lol

Anonymous

This is the best day for this after show. Got covid vaccine yesterday and the side effects have kicked my butt. This video literally made my day. Also dam those scissors did really good on the Craig

Anonymous

CRAAAAIG

Anonymous

That got violent *real* quick

Anonymous

Those are damm hedge shears man

Anonymous

Also i think the diablo should blow up headphones from now on

Anonymous

Money well spent on the Toledo 2000 scissors. Hope they get to enjoy a lot of nugget openings

Anonymous

that recording was amazing!!!!

Anonymous

Came for the Craig, stayed for the scissors.

Anonymous

I keep paying and you keep delivering top content. Thats not how this is suppose to work!

Anonymous

The episode of destruction

Anonymous

At 5:40 I swear he said the f word Am I the only one

Anonymous

So odd to hear to swear in a video, but it shows how disgusting the UI is in that thing

Anonymous

I witnessed the Diablo's second kill...can I have a t-shirt?

Ekron Vulture

I did not see it going that way

Anonymous

Worth every Freedom Eagle.

Anonymous

“Officer? Yes I’ve just witnessed three murders today”

ccateni

I'm starting to see why the ratings and comments are off... You destroyed a priceless Craig... The audience doesn't like that...

Anonymous

The Craig Collection... The ... Craig-llection? Rolls of the tongue if you ask me!

Anonymous

That's a lot of nugget killing right there.

Anonymous

This channel has had the best return on my patreon investment so far.

Anonymous

That thing was manufactured in 2007 - some piece of cheap Chinese / Taiwanese junk branded as Craig. But I still enjoyed the popping headphones and the Toledo Destruction. ;)

Anonymous

New video idea: Making a new song called a brand new nugg Nice video btw

Anonymous

More swearing, MORE!

Anonymous

You should take all the crappy mini usb and aux cables you get from bootleg nuggets and other equally cromulant items and make a giant pile just to see how big it gets

Anonymous

What the Diablo lacks in noise it sure makes up for in ability to blow up nugget phones. Already improved the Mojo's record.

Crayyn

This is how I think the name of the company came to be... “alright, we have a new shitty mp3 company and we need a name. Craig, you got any ideas?” “Who me?” “Yes Craig you. Wait a second, Craig you’re a genius!”

Anonymous

"F***in' navigate this crappy menu" hahaha I know that wasn't what was said but it was beautiful

Anonymous

Today we morn the loss of a Craig...

Anonymous

Part of me is sad to see a genuine Craig destroyed

Anonymous

Friendship with Craig ended. Friendship with new Toledo scissors begins!

Anonymous

i can smell the anger in this video. are you in need of help mr.dank?

Anonymous
>>56875077

true, lost family members and a leg to craig dust. not my family members or leg but you get the point

Anonymous

Damn, not only did he drop the F bomb but he also snipped a Craig clean in half. What an after show!

Anonymous

I can't wait until those maximum chungo scissors show up on the normal vids without a single word about how comically large they are.

Anonymous

i just took a craig stereo out of my truck, it was a replacement from the 1990's that got rid of the factory am only radio

Anonymous
>>56888479

I don't think he dropped the F bomb. I think he was trying to say, "if I can navigate this crappy menu" but it sounded a lot like the F word

Anonymous

the pkcell disrespect at the end 😔

Anonymous

NugCutter 9000

Bob Goodrich

I for one am thrilled to welcome back FAMOUS TOLEDO to the channel

Anonymous

And here I am walking normal dogs like a chump....

Anonymous

That microphone story is the best so far. Oh gods.

Greg Baloney

hearing you cuss fills me with a great amount of joy

Anonymous

You know he’s serious when he says to forget the pkcells

Anonymous

he's lost it, he's destroyed it completely.

Anonymous

You should totally post like just the 20 seconds of the craig being chopped in half

Anonymous
>>56895944

You could even do it as a community post if you really wanted to

Anonymous

Maybe a silly question but would genuine good headphones make these nuggets sound good?

Anonymous
>>56897054

Depends on the bit rate of the nugget. So probably not.

Karen Sykora

Patreon Exclusive: The First 1-Gritted Craig!

Anonymous

cant belive you didnt keep that nugget... YOU MONSTER!

Anonymous

notable events in the vid: -Dank discoveries FURRIES -A Craig is sheared entirely in half -A pair of headphones is murdered

Anonymous

Fun little thing in relation to this weeks vid - Hyundai also has Bluetooth over ear headphones that they gave away as recently as just a couple years ago. Got a pair for free after taking my old Sonata in for recall work, they're not too great if I remember correctly, neither the Sonata or the headphones lel.

Anonymous

Honestly I thought I'd be tired of the "oH my pKcells" but nah I love it

Anonymous

Rip Craig

Anonymous

babe wake up new craig mp3 dropped

Anonymous

The Toledo Scissors are now my favourite character in this show

Anonymous

Wow, This is the first time I heard you really swearing. You should really do more edgy videos😂🤬

Anonymous

Hello police? I've just witnessed a murder.

Anonymous

dude - fellow Patreons, anyone who will listen - I just stumbled across the oldest known Craig!! https://youtu.be/6DNAmDYiu6k

Anonymous

You absolute madlad

Anonymous

Hahaha I was like, wait... Is he going to cut that thing in half?? Ooooohhhhhhh

Anonymous

The first Craig he couldn't hold the anger anymore on

Anonymous
>>56905111

He didn't swear it sounded like he said fucking navigate this menu he actually said if I can navigate this menu

Anonymous

Dank: “it’s going back in the collection” Also Dank: *Cuts it in half*

Anonymous

Why does the language icon on that thing looks like someone is smoking something?

Anonymous

The Diablo is a straight up killer lmao

Anonymous

I love your new scissors they are huge😂

Anonymous

Your best video yet buddy! You are my Spirit Amina!

Anonymous

when you see "headphone warning" you know something good is going to happen

Jim Milton

So glad to see a new member of the DankPods lore

Anonymous

https://craigelectronics.com/

Anonymous

I want giant scissors like that!

Anonymous

I demand that cutting through nuggets be a new segment lol Might wanna get a new pair of scissors or get creative with it with other means~

Anonymous

Those are the thickest scissors I've EVER seen oh my goodness

Anonymous

I love how instead of being sad or anything when the Craig fails to get put back together, he just says screw it and destroys it more

Anonymous

This has got to be one of the more off the rails videos of yours I’ve seen.

Anonymous

It would've been hilarious if the scissors just fell apart in your hand.

Anonymous

THIS IS THE FIRST TIME IVE HEARD WADE SAY FUCK. WHY AM I SO SURPRISED. it sounds so weird coming from him

Anonymous

:D creig cryed

Anonymous

c r a i g

Anonymous
>>56941140

I seriously don't think he did say fuck. I think he said "if I can navigate this crappy menu" but it sounded like fuckin'

Anonymous

god those scissors are industrial. I feel bad for them but I'm also impressed.

Anonymous

What's that knocking sound at 8:21 ? Sounds edited in though.

Anonymous

Craigicide

Anonymous

Welp it happen, Craig finally pushed Dank over the edge

Anonymous

did he just CURSE!?!?!?! omg he finally did it *claps* good on you dank!!

Anonymous

The new Toledos finally arrived!

Anonymous

- A N - O R I G I N A L - D A N K -

Anonymous

The Craig Guillotine

Anonymous

I agree with all of this...but we are BRITISH and we loved Lbs!

Anonymous

Dank, I've got a serious question, I'm undecided between the HurrDurr Six Hungos by ole Mate Senn and the Beyr DT 770s-- I haven't seen you do anything on Beyr besides cameos in videos. Which do you think is better for the money?

Anonymous
>>57001426

I have the DT990 pros and they're glorious, I had the HurrDurr Six Hungos and they were nowhere near as comfy

Anonymous
>>56995742

"ross" doesn't speak for britain. LBS SUCK METRIC 4 EVA

Anonymous

it would be awesome if you did the MPMan F10, released in 1997, and is considered the first ever mp3 player

Anonymous

I'm traumatised by that ending D:

Anonymous

PLEASE ADD SUBTITLES

Alex Glaz

Wait so your scissors and the sexy speaker are both called Toledo? Holy Toledo

Anonymous

Anyone got a link to the discord?

Anonymous

Boys I found an original Craig where I live: https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/dak/ele/d/cannon-falls-cassette-player-recorder/7299871388.html

Anonymous

"0.04lbs how about using something sensible like grams..." Insulted American noises.

Anonymous

I love how you went from "I better open it carefully for the collection!" to "I wonder if my scissors can cut through the PCB"

Anonymous

We stan Craig

rasmus1070

I can't read the title without doing it in Dankpods voice

Anonymous

Where is the show before the after show?

Anonymous

love you vids dude keep up the good work and make sure you never lose your CRAIG

Anonymous

Just pledged, enjoy your cheddar scrolls king

Anonymous

Being myself an original Craig, I’m enjoying my name being put out there.

Anonymous

Is it just me or does anybody else love listening to him just talk about all of his lovely headphones?

Anonymous

I am actually tempted to just buy a Craig for the hell of it

Anonymous

craig.

Anonymous

In Craig We Trust

Hyperdeath_Kisses

I think my brother had that same mp3 player! Lasted forever, surprisingly!

Anonymous

Holy fuck those Toledo’s

Anonymous

Fav mic test, you should make a compilation

Anonymous

Sir those scissors are 40+ freedom eagles

Anonymous
>>56929208

https://www.uline.com/Product/Detail/H-1794/Scissors-and-Trimmers/Nickel-Plated-Steel-Scissors?pricode=WA9023&amp;gadtype=pla&amp;id=H-1794&amp;gclid=Cj0KCQjwmcWDBhCOARIsALgJ2Qd9XSkr38A6vdLnrAZhfzv0-9JHOwyplZD-VC07kv4BkZqq3Nf5d6YaAmc4EALw_wcB&amp;gclsrc=aw.ds

Anonymous

ITS A GENUINE CRAIG BAG

Anonymous

get de craig for free only 3.99

Anonymous

5:40 "F***ing navigate this menu"

Anonymous

Loving these stories to tag along with the crappy mic tests!

Anonymous

Famous Toledo, first confirmed kill!

Anonymous

first craig casualty, what a loss for the world. let's have a 21 nugget salute

Anonymous

It was oddly satisfying to see the Craig get 1 Grited and even better to see it cut in half.

Anonymous

The original

Anonymous

At 5.40 sounds to my Irish ear like Dank boy swore...

Anonymous

Woah....language

Anonymous
>>57838513

"if i can navigate" but the "if i can" sure sounds... bad.

Anonymous

Let the record show: this is the 2nd(?) confirmed kill of the Diablo, and 1st kill of the Toledos.

Anonymous

"I wanna put it back in its box" *destroys the craig within a matter of minutes after dismantling it*

Anonymous

How dare you damage a Craig?

Anonymous

Please hook up a Craig to an outdoor antenna in accordance to the safety instructions provided. It would make my year.

Anonymous

I would destroy this junk with a pickaxe

Anonymous

F in the chat for the homie Craig

Luke Davidson

Wade, from now on you should call Rock, Paper, Scissors “Grit, Diablo, Toledo” lol

Anonymous

he said the fuck word

Anonymous

I choose to believe he swore

Anonymous

I seriously need those scissors. I sew and the fact that they can cut through a nugget is a HUGE incentive to buy some.

Anonymous

man seeing you go mental and not even care about those pukcells damn

Anonymous

A kill for the Diablo AND THE FAMOUS TOLEDOS! Best craig ever!

Anonymous

Craig: Origins

Anonymous

0.04 lbs is a little over 18 grams. No wonder it feels like it weighs nothing.

Anonymous

not sure if anyone would be looking for it but i made a playlist of the craig saga https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLDsY-LNCXnCjV6ElfoNC8PCZ9ih0nl7PZ it's all the videos featuring craig nuggets so far

Anonymous

Thought he said fuckin but he said If I can

Anonymous

The Craig is epic

Anonymous

The only Craig that has been destroyed ...in recent memory atleast

Anonymous

I can’t believe he broke a Craig for my birthday I’m so happy

Anonymous

“To hell with the Pkcells” Top 10 Anime Betrayals

Anonymous

"to show you the power of the famous toledos, i cut this nugget in half!"

Anonymous

HE'S GRITTING A CRAIG NNOOOOOOOO

Anonymous

the diablo has more power out of the balance 4.4mm then the 1/4 jack and the 4.4mm port is the one rated for the 5000 mW (@ 32 Ohm) the 1/4 jack is only 2417 mW (@ 32 Ohm)

Anonymous

First time I hear him swear

Anonymous

That Craig is NOT Walkin' Away!

Anonymous

Rip Craig

Anonymous

those scissors look like my scissors