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After Show: Essential Accessories

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Anonymous

no... you’re essential accessories.... that sounded better in my head

Anonymous

It’s here

Anonymous

Yea new video God bless you man✝️

Anonymous

so... many... nuggets..

Anonymous

Ah. The best two notifications of the week..YouTube swiftly followed by Patreon. Its Dank time boys!

Anonymous

I had a retractable iPod charger like that but then I spilt soup on it and it went red

Anonymous

hey i never had an ipod but i can relate, these days im rockin a bluetooth mp3 player lol

Anonymous

Another awesome video, how in the hell do you keep making such quality and funny stuff lmao

Anonymous

egg bag

Anonymous

This is so essential why I don't have this?!

Anonymous

so its the mid-show

Anonymous

Maybe the mojo should be opened up on the next show and we could get an idea of what went wrong? I hope they get back to you soon!

OzRetrocomp

Why did I hear that through a crusty mic? "Like mate, so this one time I had a retractable iPod charger..."

Anonymous

The Inbetween Show because the dingus wont die

Anonymous

Why did I laughed so much at the pkcell party?

OzRetrocomp

The PKCELL Party reminds me of Adrian's Digital Basement's 8-Bit Dance Party, only without the chiptune.

Anonymous

For once I see it before the Patreon E-Mail :)

Platitudinous

This is the best example of nonlinear storytelling I've ever seen

Anonymous

The most essential thing for my iPod that already had a speaker: another speaker of probably the same quality but now it eats batteries

Anonymous

PKCELL PARTY

Anonymous

I’m pretty sure that speaker has its own amplifier built-in that are powered by the “AAA”’s. But next time you have a speaker that you want to blow up give it a good tone generator from https://www.szynalski.com/tone-generator/ Its so fun watching speakers try to play 1-80 hz at full volume.

Anonymous

I bought a fake leather case for my 4th gen iPod touch last year and I guess it was based on a mock up of the iPod before it was released as the headphone jack cut out is on the wrong side....

Anonymous

The pkcell party gave me a good chuckle

Anonymous

Please show us SkankPhone.

Anonymous

Stats - Patreon Edition: "Can you believe no-one bought this?": 1 "Give it": 4 "Essential": 6 "Aww, my pkcells": 1 "AAAs": 2 "WOW": 5 Duck: bagged

Anonymous

where the egg bag

Anonymous

Party Time!

Anonymous

ESSENTIALLY ESSENTIAL!!!!!!!

Anonymous

Sandisk sansa next? Please god I saw you had it new in box

Anonymous

the pkcell party made me laugh way more than it should have

Anonymous

This is why suscribe to see high quality reviews

Anonymous

Wait why the Mini USB if it runs on AAA’s?

Anonymous

Oye mate

Anonymous

Ah the after show now I will buy that fora 1:00

Anonymous

The only YTuber Ive given money to personally, 100% worth every cent, please keep it up man

Anonymous

Man that image of Dank laughing while slowly pulling apart a speaker is going to be in my nightmares lol.

Anonymous

ahhhh, the PKCELL, always in our hearts ♡

Anonymous

TPU is flexible plastic

Anonymous

🔋 PKCELL DANCE PARTY 🔋

Anonymous

Can some one make PKCELL party into a gif? 😂

Anonymous

Hey, I remember using that exact 30-pin years ago! And, that power brick looks familiar too... and the- the cases oh n o

Anonymous

Should really say essential......for the bin

Anonymous

"Looks the evil lair of some sort of high-tech company." I mean...it IS for an Apple product.

Anonymous

Ain't no party like a PKcell party

Anonymous

Watched your videos for a couple months, first time ever using patreon. Thank you for making me laugh

Anonymous

"it only goes anti clockwise" proceeded to turn it every which way

Anonymous

I mean, if I had that speaker back in 5th grade, I would be one of the most popular kids in my class.

Anonymous

version 1.2d1 probs means "version 1.2 development 1"

Painhertz

Now find a decent speaker and put it in the rotating sound cube. The blue light on the side makes it all worthwhile.

Anonymous

i need a gif of that that pkcell party immediately

Anonymous

Bigger speaker, bigger amp, bucket full of PKcells. Million subscriber special perhaps?

Anonymous

listening to you giggle while destroying the speaker was well worth my dollar

Anonymous

Only thing I know abt TPU is that its flexible and it can be 3D printed on FDM machines

Anonymous

My job at the factory is Rotating The Cübé

Malifor2210

Oh man this brings me back, I still have my second gen that still works but man do I remember all of the junk accessories in stores hahah

Anonymous

The mirrored screen protector was supposed to be used for privacy. With those, theoretically you can only see what’s being displayed on the screen if you’re looking straight into it, people sitting beside you can’t see what you’re doing. Idk if they still make those for phones and such, but I know they do still make them for laptop screens, so nosy coworkers can’t see what you’re doing on your computer.

Anonymous

Ah I never had an iPod touch (my 5th gen classic still lives) so I never knew of these “essentials”

Anonymous

They still do them for phones/tablets, but mainly the really cheap screen protectors

Anonymous

I love how he torchers the speaker and laughs😂

Anonymous

Hey, I'm a new Patron! I have seen all of your YouTube videos several times and got bored. Happy to see there's more here!

Anonymous

I love how this guy buys loads of crap just to rant on them xD

Anonymous

Thermo Poly-Urethane TPU- Plastic.

Anonymous

the revel made me almost shit myself i was laughing so hard.

Anonymous

Ah yes, finally. Plastic junk

Anonymous

the reveal bruh lol

Anonymous

Plastic waste unless it is Craig

Zakumei

mmmm Cube flavored. Smells of cheap glue and even cheaper labor

Anonymous

egg bag fluff. these are my new favorite words

Cultickaos

i dont know if you have heard of it but you should look into the boom touch its a monster jank speaker

Anonymous

-E S S E N T I A L - D A N K S -

Anonymous

who needs therapy when you have dankpods videos

Anonymous

If you don't add subtitles then I'll stop giving you my money even though I only gave you $1 because I only recently became a patron BUT WHATEVER, please, add subtitles, I can't really understand the Aussie words, I'll even help you if you want, but come on mate, if you refuse to do that, I'll cancel my subscription.

Anonymous

I know I already seen your face but please do a 2nd face reveal

Jay

Chill out mate, have some fairy bread

Anonymous

You should keep all the USB cables, tie up all of them making an enormous rope and then trow an iPod from a high place or something.

Anonymous

He has a second channel, Dankmus, and he has a face reveal with Frank there

Anonymous

*tears speaker apart* "GAH ITS EVERYWHERE!!"

Anonymous

Hey I’m new here

Anonymous

*rotates speaker*

Anonymous

Maaaate! I did it, mate! I really did. I just got the 3D Shrek DVD with 4 pairs of glasses in basically brand new condition. Love it!

Anonymous

Wow at the cheap ass screen protectors. You're right they definitely SUCKED big time. I had gotten a couple of them long ago until I got done with them and stuck to glass protectors.

Anonymous

Speaker Cube is just the Madison Cube Garden from Futurama

Anonymous

Goddamn this one cracked me up good especially when blowing up the cube.

Anonymous

Stinky speaker and accessories

CN Mathias

Kirkland batteries are actually made by Duracell. This reminds me of the crappy accessory kits for the psp lol

Anonymous

Well that's the best advertisment for a pair of scissors I've ever seen

Anonymous

oh wow i’ve got a rotating speaker too

Anonymous

Im an old mate lol. Nice to see costco using my name to the full potential

Anonymous

Just an idea, maybe a Patreon discord server?

Anonymous

The duckbag: you hit it and the duck inside disappears

Anonymous

"Portable rotating speaker cuuuube!" to the tune of doofensmirtz evil incorporated

Nuno Campos

That speaker is a tough one...

Anonymous

I really liked that speaker...

Anonymous

I was going to comment about how he turned the speaker clockwise… then I remembered he’s Australian and clocks go backwards there.

Anonymous

tpu is a plenty of flexible plastic

Anonymous

I remember as a youngster I glued 4 of these together and used headphone jack splitters to get the sound across. Was badass at the time

Anonymous

its all fun and games until he says his outro properly in the after show

Anonymous

this video made me order KFC

Anonymous

the rotating speaker seemed interesting design wise, might see abnout making my own version and 3d printing it out,

Anonymous

i just spent 5 minutes tapping 2 on the vid, suggest doing the same

Anonymous

Putting that speaker at the microphone about blew the speakers out of my tablet

Anonymous

TPU is the material that it’s made from, thermoplastic polyurethane.