Bon Mots 12/19/18 (Patreon)

Social Media has been getting more hostile and useless for sexy artists but it is also, apparently, my greatest medium. Writing a whole essay or story or scene is hard and time consuming but the random things I post on FB pop into my head unbidden and people really seem to like them so I'm going to try posting daily (or maybe weekly?) compilations of them on here. It'll make regular posting a bit more easy and, hopefully, entertaining. I'll only be posting my original material so all my reblogs, links, etc will still be on my FB/twitter.
Please let me know if you like this idea or if you'd prefer I do this in a different medium, like a newsletter or something.

Boss: We have too many students and not enough GTAs. I might just have to give you more money.
Me: Oh no, not money!

Sometimes music from old shows comes up on my itunes and I get to marvel at some of the great art I've seen.
I don't know if Mistress B is still performing, but I feel like I never fully appreciated till now the fact that she managed to make a thoroughly engaging 4 minute act out of making a single balloon penis.
I really respect that level of showmanship.

Johnny: I don’t know *why* I keep being attracted to women that remind me of my mother.
Me: *yawning* Because your mother abandoned you and if you can be loved by a woman *like* your mom then you think it’ll be like having her back again.
Johnny: *look of total shock*
Me: Wait….did you not know that?
Johnny: NO! YOU HAVE JUST UNRAVELED ME!