Akuyaku Reijou ni Nanka Narimasen - Chapter 500 (Patreon)

Operation Love-charge continues.
Speaking of love, let's talk about my parents. They are always lovey-dovey. So, I asked my Mother to tell me about how they met.

"Don't tell Papa, okay?"

Mother smiled beautifully as always.

It brought tears to my eyes. It was like a storybook. Father persistently pursued my mother, who had closed her heart due to her frail health. Mother had to shut herself off because everyone around her only wanted to use her. Father, without a hint of such ulterior motives, though often clumsy, loved her sincerely. He was indeed her salvation. Mother wanted to bear his child, even at the cost of her life.

And then we were born.

I'm so glad your illness was cured, Mother! Thank you for giving birth to us!!

"Kaasama, I'm so happy to have been born as your child. I'm so glad you didn't die..."

"Oh dear, oh my."

Mother gently hugged me as I cried, her warmth and pleasant scent enveloping me.

"By the way, is Kurarin okay?"

"Kurarin!??"

When I looked behind me at my mother's words...

Kurarin was hooked up to an IV and looked completely worn out! A sick person!? And the bed is just an accessory!? Because Mother was sickly!?

Her face was an ashen color!

"Love charge... complete... ugh."

"Kurarin!??"

She recovered after the love was crystallized. Mother's love was purple. I was quite seriously worried because Kurarin's complexion was so bad.

Since it was nearby, we also went to visit Geraldin-san's secondary residence. Unusually, Lumia was at home. Apparently, she had the day off from work.

"So, please tell us how you two met."

"It was love at first sight."

"That's it!?"

"Simple, right? Hmm, our story... At first, I didn't like my husband very much."

"!??"

"My type was more intelligent and calm."

"!??"

Um, Geraldin-san seemed unable to say a word. He looks like he’s about to cry!?

"But you know, this guy... he was so foolish yet so devoted... I couldn't resist thinking he was adorable. It's true that you don't fall in love; you just fall. Once I thought 'Ah,' it was all over."

I kind of understand that.

"We eloped, and we lost a lot, but I have no regrets. I'm very happy."

Lumia, smiling shyly, looked so cute, and faced with such a cute wife, the beastly old man couldn't resist and picked her up.

"Hey! Not in front of people... nn!?"

"... Thank you for sharing your story. We'll be on our way now!"

Since the old man was getting amorous, we decided to make a hasty retreat.

"Kurarin, how's the charge?"

"Completed without any issues."

"Kurarin!?"

Kurarin had become like a king. A dignified little old man.

Lumia and Geraldin-san's love was a silver and indigo marble.

We decided to ask Martha as well. Rudolf-san, who had retired from the Knights Order, was also there. Apparently, he was helping out while hanging around because he wanted to be with Martha.

Martha, you need to tell him no when it’s a no, or he'll get carried away.

"Our love story, you say? It all started when I thrashed the childhood bully, Rudolf."

"Ah, yes, I fell in love with Martha's gallantry, strength, and beauty back then! I worked hard on my studies and swordsmanship to be worthy of Martha! And then I met Martha again as an adventurer. But she didn't remember me and punched me."

"... Even if I had remembered, I would still punch any man who hugged me without permission."

"That's true."

I agreed with Martha. I'd probably punch him too. But apparently, Rudolf-san's one-sided love lasted unexpectedly long.

"Thanks to you, Jouchan, I was able to marry Martha and even have children... I'm truly grateful."

"Me too. Ojousama is the best master ever."

"No, I'm not really..."

For some reason, I was flustered by their compliments. This is odd, wasn't I just asking about their love story??

"Without you, Jouchan, we would've divorced at the wedding."

"Indeed!!"

"Rosarin, love charge complete!"

"Then, next... wha-a-a-a!?"

Kurarin was somehow in a sexy kunoichi outfit. I guess Martha really was a ninja. No, I don't even have the energy to question it anymore.

Martha and Rudolf-san’s love was a wine-red and blue-gray marble.

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