I'm so so sorry, my god, why does this keep happening (Patreon)

So I wrote another one. I'm sorry. Nobody knows when this will end, or if. Here we are though, watching Scarlett Johansson go undercover at Northside High to find out if there's any untoward sexual shenanigans afoot. Fucking hell, I might have even woven in an alternate universe or two into this alternate alternate universe. There's no going back. We're doomed.

I'm sorry.

Enjoy.

More to come.