I've done something really stupid and immature, and I'm sorry (Patreon)

There, now that the apology is out of the way...

Somebody convinced me to check out a show on Netflix called Murderville. It's a silly bit of fun, celebrities doing some improv alongside Will Arnett and some other actors playing out a murder investigation. So I thought... why not see if the premise is fun while pretending to investigate the sorts of shenanigans we get ourselves up to around these parts.

I'm not gonna lie. This is ridiculous, and more than a bit self-indulgent since I'm using my own characters, and more than a little libelous since I dragged a real celebrity to the page. Don't feel down on yourself if you run away glowering. This is hella dumb. But... yep, I did it, and what kind of smut-peddler would I be if I didn't share this with y'all.

I'll open this up to the broader world once I've done some editing and prettying it up, so if you're the sort to want to wait for a final draft quality, feel free. For now, though, you wonderful generous people have been deprived for far too long of dibsies, so I hope there is something to enjoy in this tale that I laughingly call: Sexoslavia.