Grand Prize, part 1 of less than freakin' 30 this time (Patreon)

Howdy! So here we are, at long last with a fresh commissioned story! This is a fairly short piece, though it's going to lend itself to a series thereof, so I'll keep tossing out more as they come to me. This here is mostly to introduce a premise for it, and then we'll just have some fun with it until the fun's done been had. This particular piece takes us back to the TIOSverse. Now, since some of you probably misplaced your notes since back when, I'll add a short introductory piece. If you feel like you remember it well enough, then just go read already!

A brief reminder, or to pre-answer "um... what?" from those of you who skipped TIOS, and if you didn't and maybe wanna read it, I am gonna spoil the ever-loving fuck out of it here, so DO NOT READ if you don't want that to happen.

This Is Our Story is some magical yearbook software, employed by the editors-in-chief Conner Fishers and Amanda Carpenter at Northside High School. It allows those with editor-in-chief access to include quotes or edit images that change the reality for everyone around them in a nobody-realizes-it-but-the-editor kind of way. Along the way, the rich popular bully Jordan Lyons discovers something's off, and steals editor-in-chief access which he uses to create a second period sex ed class in which, by the time this spinoff takes place, all the hottest girls in school basically do whatever he says, at least during class. It includes both of Conner's romantic interests, valedictorian Heather Blake and the above-noted Amanda, as well as Conner's older step-sister Angelica, who's in a weird three-way arrangement with Conner's best friend Owen, who, thanks to TIOS, has his pick of the women of Northside, and quintessential alpha bitch-hottie Kirsten Vaughan, the woman of Northside whom he picks. This spin-off takes place shortly after prom, at which a beleaguered Conner used TIOS to reconcile Amanda and Heather's competition for him as well as the affections of Miss C (a.k.a. Kristy), their journalism teacher, using quotes in TIOS to get them onboard with it, in Amanda's case, by making jealousy a major turn-on.

Aaaaaand that's probably enough to get the gist of it. For now, here's a little bit of fun, and hopefully much more to come. 

Per request, a brief list of characters. If someone's not listed, it just means they are largely incidental and I'll provide needed context in-story.

Conner Fishers: Protagonist, co-editor-in-chief of the yearbook staff.
Amanda Carpenter: co-editor-in-chief with Conner, and one of his romantic interests
Heather Blake: valedictorian of senior class, and one of Conner's romantic interests
Kristy Coszic-Lewandoski, aka Miss C: Their yearbook teacher, and one of his romantic interests
Jordan Lyons: Primary antagonist, stole TIOS access to create sex ed harem
Owen Gibson: Conner's BFF and neighbor
Angelica Buck: Conner's step-sister, romantically involved with Owen
Kirsten Vaughan: Queen bee, hot and mean and romantically involved with Owen
Hailey McManus: Nerd girl, body-swapped with hot/popular Hayleigh McKnight, romantically involved with Jordan and formerly with Conner