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“I want my body back,” Stephanie roared.

"If you haven’t figured it out, I wouldn’t know how to fix this either." Jonah said playfully while he crossed his skinny little arms. He could see Stephanie glaring at him from across the room in another man’s body. He wasn’t sure who the male body was, but he knew that she was this original body’s owner. "Hey, maybe this is the universe's way of punishing you for not paying rent. I'll honestly take this as payment. Being your property manager was a pain in the ass, but now I have a second chance at life."

"But we have to figure something out," Stephanie yelled with her deep voice.

"Literally nobody knows where to start," Jonah said. “All we know is that something happened with the sun turning green for like two minutes, and now everybody’s shifted into another body. It isn’t my fault that we swapped into each other.

Stephanie was full of rage and broke down into tears. Jonah pretended to look sad too, but he was perfectly fine with this. He was an old man, so when he had a chance to be young again, he didn’t care that he was a woman. Days of being in Stephanie’s body had been incredible. The feminine sensations and the way he shivered made this all so much better.

Jonah had no idea whose body Stephanie had obtained during the Great Shift. But he didn’t care. All he cared about was living his life, and this girl was going to try ruining everything for him. “Look, my best advice? Get used to your new body. Unless the sun does its thing again, nobody’s going to be swapping bodies anytime soon.”