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OMG Turkeys 2021 (Patreon)

Published:
2021-11-24 02:07:48
Imported:
2022-01

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comic number is off because I drew this one out of order, will fix tomorrow. Going home to see my family for the first time since 2019! DEFINITELY NOT TERRIFIED OF TRAVELLING IN THE US AT ALL

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Michael Boettger

Pneumatic or hydraulic power on that?

Spoogle McGee

Sooo... Panel one makes no sense. Edit:Ahh, it's supposed to say "that's you". Still not sure it works.

JD

You had me including the last part. And this is from a mostly straight dude.

Anonymous

Thanks for the laugh, I’m having Hard time keeping my head up and fighting in the light of every thing

Anonymous

It is the music of a people who demand to see robot dongs!

Anonymous

I'm here for this. Good luck travelling through literally any part of the world right now!

Anonymous

Good luck traveling, Jeph!

Anonymous

Robodongs are inevitable.

Anonymous

I mean, it doesn't have to be *dongs*, I'm not picky

Anonymous

Cyberdongs? *The Adeptus Mechanicus has joined the chat*

Anonymous

Holy shit, he went full commie

Matt Grayson

Why wait until 2022?

Anonymous

We will not be free until every robot dong is free.

Anonymous

Enjoy your time with family, though! And have a good break!

Anonymous

You can get the third shot while you are at it 🦾🤠

Uniquitous

What, again?

Anonymous

Travel safe Jeph! May the holiday go smooth and you make it home safe again.

Emma Humphries

One union, one robot dong.

Anonymous

🎼Robot dong, my Lord, robot dong! 🎶Robot dong, my Lord, robot dong! 🎵Robot dong, my Lord, robot dong! 🎶O, Lo-ord, robot dong!

Nicolas Demers

Liberte, egalite, dong de robots

Drazi

I think panel one is meant to say "thank you'

KingAtticus

Robot Dong 2022: A Promise to Believe In

Anonymous

If not now, when?

Anonymous

Thanks for the pep talk <3 I hope you have safe travels in the covidlands! Happy Thanksgiving!

Max Kaehn

Morgan Freeman voice: "This was the first foreshadowing of the Robot Dong picture that decorated the placards people held during the General Strike of 2022."

TubaGinger

Pintsize's Off-Broadway debut, "Les Jizerables," cumming soon to a theater nearer to you than you'd honestly prefer.

Anonymous

It may not be the hero we want, but it is the hero we deserve.

pfreya

✊✊✊

Thisguy

Oh, right, silly US holiday interrupting regular comics. I only forgive holiday comics if said comics include girls in skimpy holiday themed outfits.

Anonymous

I keep trying, including with the suggestions of other comments and I just can't parse panel one.

Yelling Bird

EVERY THANKSGIVING IT'S THE SAME CRAP! A TON OF TEXT ON TOP OF STOCK BIRD PHOTOS! CREATIVELY BANKRUPT SHIT! SHUT UP, IT WAS DIFFERENT WHEN I USED TO DO IT!

Sparky

Am terrified of traveling to Texas for niece’s wedding- so I’m understanding this

Mordaeus

You can do it, Jeph.

Anonymous

Tis the dong and balls of bots who will not be clothed again.

Anonymous

Don't worry, Jeph, you just need to dress for the occasion. https://www.amazon.ca/dp/B007Z42A3Y/ref=cm_sw_r_tw_dp_ZAQE2J2XR1ZNJFC1ZNKB Now you're set for your trip!

William Cole

Safe travels, Jeph! Happy celebrations and robot dongs for everyone!

Anonymous

Oh, right. American Thanksgiving is this week. I have to work... I visited my family in the U.S. on Canadian Thanksgiving this year, and from what I've seen, if you're going to Pennsylvania or Maryland, you're right to worry.

Anonymous

TYPO ALERT: Panel 1: “that” should be “thank”

Anonymous

Questionable Content: Come for the humo(u)r, stay for the robot dongs.

Valraven
>>72395109

Alternately, Come for the robot butts and dongs, stay for the humour

Andrea Andrew

Can we also see more robot butts, breasts, and Veegees?

Bagge

I believe!

Fart Captor

ROBOT LADYDONG

Anonymous

Pintsize has a robot dong, confirmed

Anonymous

#HOPEforrobotdong

Anonymous

Call that a dongle

Anders Rapp

Sorry but I hate these f***ing birds! It's the only drawback to this comic but it's a big one. They are never funny!

SpookyPenguin

WE SHALL, WE SHALL SEE THE DONGgggg

Brian

Jeph, I have never agreed with the turkeys as much as I do today.

Brian
>>72399400

It’s a good thing you know which comics to skip ahead of time!

Stephen Wells

We demand equal-opportunity robot dong, robot pussy and robot indescribable non-Euclidean genital assemblies.

Mad Marie

The turkers control the meats of production.

David Durant
>>72406162

Yee-gads it's all the brain bleach today. No cthulhu-esque ugglies please, hasn't 2021 been enough already? :-p

Anonymous

Égalité, Liberté, Robot Dong.

Anonymous

still waiting for yelling bird!!!

Miyaa

There has to be a turkey farm in Canada where Jeph spends his Patreon cheque for photos like these.

Anonymous

Just drive fast and be sure to wear your body armor. It'll be fine. Oh, you don't have body armor? *sucks on teeth* It will . . . probably be fine.

Anonymous

Do you hear the people sing, singing a song of robot dong? It is the music of the people who’ve been waiting far too long! When the beating of your heart echoes the ringing of the gongs, It means we all just wanna see some robot dongs!

Anonymous
>>72416854

Will you join in our crusade? Who will be strong and stand with me? Beyond the barricade are there some dongs you long to see? Then join in the fight that will bring robot dongs to QC!

Mad Marie

The Poultrytariat shall rise.

Mad Marie

“In other news, robot revolutionary leader Mao Tse Dong…”

Thomas Halpin

You couldn't pay me to take an airplane in the US right now.

wargrunt42

Robot Dong = Industrial Strength Dildo Please read the safety manual before operating

Anonymous

Good luck and be safe.

onitake

Whose dong though? Pintsize's?

Jax
>>72438738

It's well known that Dickcissel's are a crap species. Yelling Bird should be recast as a Eastern Meadowlark.

Anonymous

Jeez I love free-market capitalism

Joe

so help me you were losing me until that last part, man.

Joe
>>72419493

that & you couldn't pay me to take one anywhere else.

SheepFace2000

HELL YEAH RELEASE THE DICK

Mad Marie

Once the revolution happens, these two will be revered as the first Party Fowl.

Barry Callahan

This strip does make me wonder, yet again: whatever happened to the giant dong Pintsize commissioned from Faye and Bubbles?

Ami

Roooooobooooooooooot doooooooong

Fart Captor
>>72397077

I mean, he literally commissioned Faye and Bubbles to build him one a while back

Chewbacca

It is a music of the people who have waited oh so long! When the beating of your hearts echoes the beating of the schlongs, There is a cigarette to light when it finally cums!

Mad Marie
>>72413320

Definitely in Canada. US places of business only accept checks.

Mad Marie

Be careful of pinko turkeys; they have not yet reached a safe internal temperature of 70°C / 158°F

Anonymous

I'm here for ALL of this. Especially robot dong