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I learned something today. I also like how pintsize remains a chaos goblin.

Anonymous

Claire supporting Pintsize is so good

Kriss Pang

Well this fine robot will have no shortage of keratin for when they want to make an insect exoskeleton, I suppose.

Joel Bateman

Claire you wonderful, if not strange, yet pure human.

Anonymous

Claire seems to have recovered quickly. I guess the cake helped

Anonymous

Thanks, now I have an earworm of the great milenko.... GREAT miLENko HA HA HAHA HA GREAT miLENko HUEHUEHUEHUE HAHAHAHA

Lana Del Prey

It's like when you throw playing cards into a hat, except you have to clip your toenails into the jug. It's all about the arc.

Anonymous

Same energy https://youtu.be/JKi85QNr7zo

Michael Boettger

Pintsize is collecting toenails for some evil, nefarious purpose. I mean, this IS pintsize, after all.

Shawn K. Younkin

Considering he doesn't HAVE toenails himself... I wonder what disturbing reason he has for collecting them... I cannot wait ti see!!

Anonymous

Like, I KNOW you're right about the fuckjug thing because physics and vacuums, but I still have questions about how YOU knew about the fuckjug thing

Dan Curtis

I like his necklace

Anonymous

Do AIs need to clip their toenails?

Magic Chopstick Games

and for the next hour, all pledges have an anonymous triple match

Anonymous

The hole is so small though?? That's such a pain?? Why wouldn't you make it like a bowl or something

Anonymous

Do AIs HAVE toenails?

Anonymous

This is the funniest strip in quite a while, A++++

Andrew L Butula

Dora's place was previously rented to Warlocks. If I lived in the QCverse I'd be very careful when disposing of toenail clippings and hair.

Anonymous

He didn't say the jug was for HIS toenail clippings, just toenail clippings.

Anonymous

Pintsize has made his first ungue pot, he's well on his way to proper goblin.

Anonymous

Many sex toys for penis-havers include some sort of valve/air control. Incautions use can cause distress.

Yelling Bird

"SURPRISINGLY TASTEFUL GLAZE" IS THE TOP COMMENT ON MY GRINDR ACCOUNT!

Anonymous

We have never seen the collection. But we know it includes Hannelore's toenails: https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=730

Martin Zarate

Well, at least we know Claire's feeling better.

Miyaa

I very much regret clicking that YouTube link. I’m going to need an adult.

Kuragari

The fact that pintsize wouldn't generate toenails so they'd have to be donated or discarded in said pot is hilarious. From a magical hex aspect it seems kind of scary. At least I'm pretty sure nobody can recover DNA from toenails.

Scott Vogel

Called it! Well kind of. Was right that is was just a pottery class.

Anonymous

But he is wearing a pearl necklace….

Anonymous

That's some remarkably expressive body language from Pintsize, considering he didn't even have a bendable neck or and torso flexibility until what, a few days ago?

Anonymous

I love his pearl necklace!

JuanA

Scar?

Andrew

Well done pintsize, you resisted the obvious ‘pair of jugs’ joke. Keep ‘em on their toes.

Shane Wegner

Resistant to spillage, and contains the toenail clippings without the unsightly visual of a bowl of toenail clippings.

Elberik

Well he is right about the need for a second hole

Valraven

I love this era of "still trolling, but more complex than just dick jokes" Pintsize.

Valraven

Actually... now I'm kind of wondering if his prior fascination with sexual jokes was due to some kind of... not envy, but, like, his previous chassis didn't have human standard anatomy of any kind, so I wonder if he was drawn to that particular sort of humor because it was, like, novel and foreign to his way of interacting with the world? And now that he has a more human-like chassis (which presumably has more ability to engage in sexual activity if not necessarily human standard anatomy, I can't recall), he doesn't feel as separate from that? Like I know he's realized it's harder to be so vulgar in a more human-like body, but I wonder if it's also just... not as novel to him anymore? And so he's exploring ways of being a trolling dick that are more complex and interesting to him. Like, as his body changes, it also allows his mind to change and grow. ...also, of course there's the meta aspect, where Jeph is literally developing Pintsize as a character more.

Darnel D Cooper

Impressive Pintsize,... Most impressive. 1. Why toenail clippings? I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop on Pintsize's behavior. I think he commented once on being there more for Martins's sake than anything else, and now that Martin seems to be OK, he may move on,... Maybe move in with someone like Melon (Shudder).

Anonymous

Ahhh, that brought Claire a bit more back to herself!

Aaron Schulz

Oh man, I now want that to happen. A melon/pintsize alliance will bring the city to its knees.

Anonymous

😂😅🤣😂

Thomas Halpin

A very wise statement about pottery and vacuum pressure

Bagge

Does even pintsize have toenails?

Jamie Stone

He did have that update for thumbs in his old body, so toenails aren't that much of a stretch

Anonymous

fuckjug.com isn't taken. you're welcome, random weird person with a business idea.

Brian

Woop woop

Anonymous

Pintsize is a goblin, goblins follow unggue, it's absolutely natural that he'd make a Toenail pot.

Lightsabr2

Claire, fire up the live stream before trimming the toes. Make that extra $$$.

Nulgar

Yep, very happy to see this. The issue will of course come up again, but at least she's back into jokes for now.

Rodrigo Ourcilleon

Faye shouldn’t judge. I know some monsters from my childhood who considered toenail clippings to be worth a fortune.

Solomon Garland

A ********* REFERENCE IN 2021 IN MY GOOD WHOLESOME WEBCOMICS?! (yessssssss)

Anonymous

Nice reference, I have not thought of that show in such a long time.

Captain Button

Union Robotics will now have a sale on installing robot toenails.

Anonymous

Puts me in mind of the goblin pots in Pratchett's Snuff.

PBManning

I keep forgetting that Pintsize isn't that geometric teddy bear shape anymore

Anonymous

*cough*pearl necklace*cough*

OldGoat

So you're telling me that "fuckjugs" really are a thing?

Summer Sudbrink

If he only put one clipping in each, he could call them spuds since it would be pot-a-toe. :D

Anonymous

you're assuming that it's for Pintsize's own toenail clippings.

Darnel D Cooper

Too much time in this webcomic had me pondering: How does one measure for a "fuckjug"? (Potterymaster) "Okay bucko, drop 'em and give me a tumescence stiffy?" "How many holes do you want on the jug?" "No,... I will not help you get it up."

Miyaa

I’m sure they existed in many forms. I remember in high school how this kid’s brother would tell those sitting in the back of the school bus how the kid would masterbate using one of those pink Avon shampoo bottles that had semicircular ridges, “like it was a huge condom” the brother would joke. This was years before the fleshlight. I remember a year later the bus came up to their trailer home and found out that kid killed his parents and older brother. Moral: do not tease how teens get off on their own.

Anonymous

We demand a crafting with pint size comic so he can teach us to construct a fuckjug

Mark

I can't remember if she ever went through with consulting Veronica about a side career in foot-fetish videos. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4093

Anonymous

I thought about how robots don't have toenails for like a day after seeing this comic.

Anonymous

This is a definitive apex. The realization of possible chaos. I love QC