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Cody Renton

Comic title is FBSEALM?

Anonymous

All hail Slab, new star character of the comic! 🙇‍♂️

Miyaa

Jeph.

Michael Boettger

Further evidence of sentience: recognition of human social norms.

Anonymous

Jeph entered his cubist phase in 2021, comic historians later note.

Chauncey

Claire is the cutest and must be protected at all cost

Michael Boettger

Um, what exactly will they be doing with their latte?

Captain Button

Is he trying to impress his boss, like Gordon?

Anonymous

This was an odd diversion

Anonymous

Shaped like that, of course it will tip well.

Anonymous

Now I wanna see Hanner's speardsheet *(spreadsheet)

Smazzie

This is Yay's dad

Lana Del Prey

I have a new favorite character

Shawn K. Younkin

Love how Dora gets to what's important - Floating Black Slab emitting a low hum that tips well.

Captain Button

Maybe the hum is just the only part of Slab's communications that human ears can percieve?

Anonymous

So... who was the PREVIOUS easiest character to draw?

Anonymous

Slabbie is my new favorite character

Anonymous

I appreciate that the floating black slab appears to be proportioned as 1:4:9, as is proper for floating black slabs. An easy detail to mess up!

Yelling Bird

OOOoooooOOOOoooo! I AM THE GHOST OF YELLING BIRD!

Anonymous

so, is this the first QC character to have an actual action figure? https://www.amazon.com/Toynk-Science-Fiction-Collectible-Monolith/dp/B01MEETRTD

Anonymous

Floating Black Slab Emitting A Low Hum (FBSEALM). Not sure where the M comes from tho, I guess cause all it says is MMMMMMMMM

Anonymous

MMMMM, it’s like “Ook” but for black slabs instead of Orangutan librarians

Chris Heg

Also sprach Zarathustra, just sayin'

Anonymous

In the year 2525 if Jeph is still alive, if AI can survive, they may fiiiiiind, everyone is a floating slab. The end.

Thomas Halpin

The next candidate for "easiest character to draw" is "Invisible NB Pansexual" who is really self conscious about it so they proactively warn people out loud when they're nearby.

Verteiron

Did it just teleport cash into the till or did it do an wireless thing? One would be odd, the other would terrify even Yay.

Mad Marie

Yelling Bird! Are you trapped inside that floating censor bar that just bought coffee?

Ross

Couldn't it just have an NFC interface like my credit card? Or even Venmo? I can believe the cash register responds to an incoming Venmo.

Kriss Pang

I like how claire thought to perch it on top of the monolith!

Anonymous

Also easiest character to write dialog for

Anonymous

Is this the first time we've seen the actual price for good advice, and it's of course?

Sleepy John

the MMMMMMM is satisfaction.

Dean Reilly

The speared sheet is the one that Hanners dropped the knife onto last week.

Dean Reilly

Did Hanners summon the FBSEALH by drawing it on the 'Be Nice To A Robot Today' flyer?

Populuxe

It’s picking it up for Emily. They’re working on a project together at Smif.

Anonymous

Give it to us straight, Jeph. One month from now they'll be in a non-binary relationship with Pintsize. We know where you're headed.

Anonymous

Ok but why do they qualify it as "the black slab emitting a low hum?" Are there other colored slabs? Slabs that emit other sounds?

Captain Button

Digital Entities can't be in non-binary relationships unless they use analog computation substrates.

Joseph Bonnar

The Librarian would demand a banana smoothie here. Made with the hammer.

Evgeniy Semyonov

So, it's a Shame Orb's younger cousin, Slab of Slight Confusion. I wonder what their whole family tree looks like.

Bagge

I don't know what Hannelore complain about. It's their most hygienic customer yet.

Temperjoke

Hypothesis: this is actually Yaaay's true form

Thomas A. Dennis

Lil' Monolith knows that the best way to promote humanity's evolution is to tip generously.

Some Ed

FBSEALH finally got their drink. It's extra important to tip well when you can't otherwise communicate and the barista actually got your drink order mostly right.

Some Ed

Absolutely. There's also a few that are just completely silent.

Absentia

first day on the job and Claire's already rackin up the cash for the ol CoD. well done.

Kyle Major

gotta tip good when someone FINALLY gets your order

Anonymous

Those vanishing points seem odd to me...

Leak

I heard slab tipping was pretty popular - now I know why...

Leak

Now you just made me imagine it in the shower... HOT!!1!eins

Anonymous

Love the wave indicating motion.

Stephen Wells

Floating Black Slab Emitting a Lavender Halo is going to be pissed off when the orders get mixed up.

Anonymous

It came all the way from Europa for a cup of coffee.

Leak

I thought Italy was in Europa? Why not just float there for a coffee?

David Howe

you don't want the Black Slab to tip 50% though. The latte will slide off.

Mad Marie

I like my coffee like I like my slabs: bold, black, and mmm-mmm-Mmmm!

Anonymous

Do you mean Europe? I assumed you mean Europa, i.e. one of the Jupiter's moons.

Anonymous

I hope this is never explained

Yelling Bird

I LIKE MY COFFEE LIKE I LIKE MY BODILY ORIFICES! HOT, WET, AND WITH MY WANG IN IT!

Anonymous

I just want to congratulate Jeph on drawing the monolith with the proper 1:4:9 proportions, or at least a reasonable approximation. I read and re-read 2001 and 2010 so many times as a kid. Love this reference.