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Anonymous

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Erin Moriarty

I'd like to imagine that all Pintsize wears to the interview is the tie

Hope

The great thing is we know all of this is canonical

Sammitch

beep beep here comes beeps

Elberik

The sex toy factory is the only manufacturing job left in the town.

Anonymous

Mood, Claire

JD

I love how Pintsize gave May first crack at the job.

Fart Captor

I would take that job in a second, ngl

Anthony Gaglianese

Well, now I have things stuck in my imagination that probably shouldn't be there. Carry on.

Douglas E. Smith

Too bad Pintsize doesn't have the laser anymore. That would be some quality quality control.

Michael Boettger

Claire, calm down. Do you really want to spend 8 hours a day next to a sex toy wielding Pintsize?

Dean Reilly

Pintsize shows up to the job interview wearing only a pink tie and matching hotpants. *YOU'RE HIRED*

Agnes

I'd ask if he needs more but we KNOW he spent extra cash to get attachments and such

Anonymous

Still living in fear that Claire's employment worries are Jeph's secret strategy for bringing about a post-big-wedding-blowout-sequence close-down of QC. "Got that out of town job, oh dear, hard conversations, tearful resolutions, and now we all move on with our lives." DON'T DO IT JEPH.

Anonymous

The only question is, how does Claire feel about explosives?

Verteiron

Seems like just yesterday he was panicking about having giant thumbs. They grow up so fast.

Anonymous

He's just going to stroll around in pink underpants and a pink tie and just--- Oh what the hell, that's barely par for the course with him.

Anonymous

I enjoy the friendship between Pintsize and May

Anonymous

damn, that's a throwback arc right there. may need to reread this series for the four millionth time 😂

Miyaa

Beeps and Pintsize… (oh no)⁴

Yelling Bird

I ALREADY WORK THERE! WELL, NOT REALLY WORK, I DON'T GET A CHECK, THEY JUST CAN'T GET RID OF ME!

Chauncey

I love the visible confusion on Marten’s face. A literal mood.

Miyaa

I really want to see Pintsize’s resumé.

Dylan T

...i for some reason am now hearing all of pintsize's dialogue in Patton Oswalt's voice

James Cooper

Now that you say that... I think it would fit, either his voice or Rain Wilson's voice

RoofPig

Is this going to tie into Girls With Slingshots' current plotline?

Ian Dunbar

I mean, if John Allison can end Scary-Go-Round after... How many years?

Pejo

I'm so proud that my favorite web comic just casually drops a decade-old dril reference

Bagge

Sex toy library sounds like an interesting place, actually

Anonymous

Oddly useful job experience you wouldn't normally associate with librarian training? Inventory management.

Anonymous

I am worried that this comic (which I love) has now jumped the shark... pint size with a body just sorta doesn't feel right.

The Amber Pawn

More interview outfits that are just hot pants and an accessory.

Thomas Halpin

He's driven the comic gracefully through far more difficult spaces than this one. Trust the man to do his best, he works hard on this thing, and cares about it more than any of us do.

Anonymous

I feel like panel 3 could also function as a secret panel 5 for this comic...

Leak

To continue the Pintsize Pinocchio metaphor - he's pursuing his lifelong dream of becoming a real (sex) toy...

Brooks Moses

That's why you should use more lubrication, to keep them from getting stuck.

Ben Russell-Gough

I always wondered what 'really desperate' might look like...

Chris Crowther

Pintsize + Melon is going to be...interesting.

Andrew

They might need Claire to test/model a particular category of costume?

Stephen Wells

Starts with Dewey Decimals and proceeds to Absolutely Soaking Wet Decimals.

Stephen Wells

Beeps panics, hires both of them, hijinks ensue.

Valraven

Oh my Satan, I now want to be a thing. Revitalize Detroit by making it the sex toy manufacturing capital of the world.

Mark

Melon's job involves bugs crawling over her. It's Beepatrice that tests sex toys to destruction. Melon Has A Good Job https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3643 Beepatrice's Other Job https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4164

Brian

A Dril reference? Nice

RadiusUlna

Goddammit now I have to deal with the fact that I find Pintsize attractive.

Anonymous

Pintsize looks so much more angelic and innocent in this form. It's messing with me.

Anonymous

With everyone backing the Pintsize/May buddy-up, it kinda got me thinking... Sven is sort of the one who could use a buddy to get him out of his shell these days...

Anonymous

It's been a few days, and I can confirm, that's not Pintsize. He doesn't mentally register as Pintsize. Therefor, this is all some kind of fever dream brought upon us by malevolent forces.

Churchill (formerly TeaBear)

It took me this long to realize that Pintsize's humanoid form matches his old chassis in color. 9_9

Anonymous

Oh, Ghawd, poor Marten!!!

Comics Ladybird

Adopting proper bodies (come on: do you seriously expect Pintsize to get hired with his current body, then later show up for work with his allegedly AnthroPC chassis?), getting a job… they’re growing up so fast! P.S. Good thing he left before Faye could see him, she’s going to need some time to process this, given their history.

Jax

Pintsize has definitely got the job. (It's the tie)

Anonymous

Makes sense. Not sure what time of year comic #1 started....but pint-size is 18 years old in my world.

Andrew

Fair question - was thinking librarian costumes at the time, but yeah didn’t think till later I should have phrased that better.