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Hey Are We Cool? (Patreon)

Published:
2021-05-25 01:12:07
Imported:
2022-01

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what else did you expect

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Anonymous

Oh no².

Terry Parry

Where did pintsize pull that out of!?

Anonymous

And we wouldn't have it any other way ... Well ... maybe...

Ting

Of course that's where pintsize is keeping his... access ports.

Anonymous

I love may

Anonymous

In fairness, his body does not seem as fancy. On the other hand, maybe he went big on less visible 'extras'...

Lee B.

Is pintsize listening to his balls?

Anonymous

P E R F E C T 🔥🔥🔥💓💓💓

Vanestus

Yeah, I'm not surprised by May's reaction.

Miyaa

Oh no³. (Also is Pintsize pulling his smartphone from his pants? Does his joystick get roaming charges?)

Anonymous
>>60511316

It obviously goes into his boxers, so... you figure it out.

Elberik

To be fair, it looks like he sprung for a mid to low tier chassis.

Anonymous

a) Where did that cable come from? b) Is it USB C or Lightning? c) Why does he need to plug a cable from his pants into his ear to call May?

Elberik

I want to see Pintsize go up against Yay. Like they obviously have a technological advantage... but he has more pornography.

Douglas E. Smith

May and Pintsize have a very liberal attitude when it comes to holes/ports.

Anonymous

Ugh. He's actually friggin adorable and I hate it.

Anonymous

Please let him keep this form pleeeease

Anonymous

Honestly I think Pintsize wanted the upgrade for more than a joke, but he's about as good at vulnerability as May is and uses jokes to deflect while she uses aggression

Anonymous
>>60511355

I'm just concerned that the plug kept in his pants has a matching socket in his ear

Anonymous

I can't see Pintsize keeping this body over his old one. I mean, it may have been disarmed, but his old body *was* a discontinued high tech military prototype. Like, sure he couldn't have hands and trying to get them gave him thumbs for limbs, but still... high tech nigh on indestructible military prototype seems *really* useful with how often he pisses people off and gets his head caved in.

Miyaa
>>60511460

NO. You know they would team up or even worse: start dating.

Dylan T

NO WHY DICKPHONE

LH
>>60511365

he's *always* listening to his balls

Anonymous

Welp. Time to ship Pintsize and Winslow.

Anonymous
>>60511694

Maybe he'll keep both. New body to set up more elaborate pranks, then switch to the old one for the reveal (when the head-caving begins)

Sean Kinlin

But if that's his phone, how does he take dick pics??

Michael Boettger

So.. we calling this ship Maysize? Or Pintay?

Shawn K. Younkin

I can't wait for more passive sexual face sitting between these 2 now!!

Michael Boettger
>>60511594

Marten seems genuinely upset at this. The look on his face in panels 1 and 2 seems to indicate that the new chassis is making him real uncomfortable.

Anonymous

"Ride the lightning cable" oh god why did I just think that

Anonymous

I'm not a fan. Making May tall and curvy, and Pintsize, well, Human size takes away much of the fun of their characters.

Yelling Bird

WELL THEY'RE TOTALLY GONNA FUCK! IT'S GONNA BE GROSS, INCREDIBLY DESTRUCTIVE, AND FUCKING AMAZING!

ohgodthepandas

He is adorable and I am obsessed.

Adam Friedlander

The only surprise here is that someone convinced May to put a top on.

SC

Jeph what have you done, making this weirdo cretin cute again

KingAtticus
>>60511924

I vote for Pipedream because both of them would laugh at it for different reasons

The Secret Sponsor

I saw someone joke the other day about Pintsize X May, but now....... I kind of want to see it. It'd be like the ultimate Trainwreck couple, but like a trainwreck for everyone else except the couple.

Thisguy

So... it IS insensitive, but being a bit of a troll herself, May understands and appreciates the absolute bastardness of Pintsize’s antics.

BobC

After EXTENSIVE and CLOSE observation, I have come to the conclusion that May has RETRACTABLE NIPPLES.

Ace of Hearts

oh no they are not allowed to team up

fluffy

Since when is May sensitive in any way whatsoever?

Anonymous

Pintsize is going to have to learn boundaries *quickly* if he's going to be a real boy.

jimbo

I'm happy to see QC's original character finally make an appearance. I've missed Marten's bizarre dry humor!

Anonymous

Whatever you do, you probably don't want to borrow Pintsize's phone.

Anonymous

Also, wasn't his previous body like a government weapon or something?

BobC
>>60511916

Mirror? Or maybe he has two. Or three.

BobC
>>60512261

The outside is deceptive: I think he has a Mini-Me inside his chest.

BobC
>>60512350

Depends on the coefficient of friction and the applied force...

Ray Cornwall

Why is the other end of that cable in his pants

fluffy
>>60513699

Like I feel like if anything May would be offended by Marten thinking she’d be offended by this.

Anonymous

Why does he have to connect a cable from his crotch to his ear to make a call?

Kyle Major

Why does he need a penis USB plugged from himself to himself to connect to a messenger. Pintsize that feels superfluous

Uniquitous

Aw, them two gonna fuuuuck

Anonymous

I'm torn. A Pintsize x May ship would be devastatingly funny, but who would get the last laugh? Also, of course Pintsize's phone cord connects to his pants. It's Pintsize!

MikeT

These two could destroy the world together

Anonymous

It kind of makes sense. He was the last chibi robot left, if you don't count the Linux Guy

awgiedawgie

I'm genuinely surprised that Pintsize isn't naked.

Anonymous

I am loving full-size pint-size! MOARRRRRR!

Anonymous

😂😂😂 Panel 4 😂😂😂

Ami

Genuinely surprised Pintsize opted not to customize nipples. I would have thought he'd go for some of the nipples he posted on his old twitter and tumblr

Mr. Ifrit

We’re not gonna talk about their pants phone

Populuxe

It looks like he’s got the same “Soft Boy” chassis as Winslow, but in his own color palette.

Hugh Eckert
>>60514467

Because he thinks it's funny/disturbing to humans (aka really funny)

Anonymous

You realize that we can't call him Pintsize anymore. He's more... Fullsize? Gallon?

Absentia
>>60518280

i think each body alters itself to fit the color pallet of the AI inside. don't forget the hair on May's body was significantly darker before she uploaded herself.

The Secret Sponsor

Thinking about it now, I'm somehow expecting they're gonna retry what they did in comic 3350. Maybe even 3351.

Fart Captor

I love May so much

Anonymous
>>60516838

If he didn't need the storage space provided, he probably would be. Also, he might be hiding a flaw in it or something that didn't fulfill his expectations

Daniel Rydberg
>>60513762

Makes me think of Pinocchio. Except when Pintsize lies, it isn’t his nose that grows.

Bagge

"But does it have a butt?" "Of course it has a butt"

Daniel Rydberg

I mean, considering that Roko/May has a charging port under their nipple it really isn’t a stretch to consider Pintsize having a headset connected… “down there”… I mean, maybe it’s a headset or that is all he needs to call someone. Just imagine what else he could plug in there. Charging a gaming hand controller? Check. A power bank? Check. And think of all the dirty puns.

Ben Russell-Gough

Pintsize had better watch out. Being 'a little guy' was more-or-less his get-out-of-jail-free card. Now he's in a humanoid chassis and thus able to look after himself, he may find himself evicted in double-quick time!

Brian

I’m glad they get along so well :)

OldGoat

Oh sweet Jebuz, those two robo-goblins upsized to a pair of orcs and on the same page of a mischief agenda? Gawd help the Commonwealth of Massachusetts!

OldGoat
>>60511875

Pintsize appears to be straight and he & May have done it before and were disappointed due to their anatomically inaccurate chassises. Robo-rutting is immanent with those two. That doesn't mean either one considers monogamy a viable option.

Anonymous

"Are we cool yet?"

Leak
>>60523335

"And what happened then?" "The butt fell off..."

jimfromtx

Okay, folks...taking bets on how long before he gets the new head caved in.

Anonymous

100% he got that body for the cable placement, i predict another page of pintsize humping things XD

Aaron Schulz

I ship May with everyone so I think this is just a fun idea.

Darnel D Cooper

Yeah,... no,.... the existential dread of the possibilities of venti-Pint sized is not fading away,....

Jared Cyr

lol. Jeph getting ahead of comments :D

Julie Scott

If May and Pint Size ever team up, the world is in serious trouble.

Anonymous

I am both curious and afraid of what's coming when those two hang out together.

Devinity
>>60549545

I think it was Winslow, way back when the technology was still in the Uncanny Valley

Churchill (formerly TeaBear)
>>60549545

My (admittedly faulty) memory has Pintsize trying out a full humanoid and deciding he doesn't' want to make the change. Memory also insists it was after Momo made the change. maybe after Winslow did too.

Julienne Ignace

Um, can someone please refresh my memory as to when the last time we saw Pintsize was? I tried scrolling down a bunch and got to August of last year before I gave up….

Steven Lloyd

Can he really be called Pintsize any more? He is no longer that size.

Andrew Diseker

Pintsize, get that plug out of your ear, you don't know where it's been!

Anonymous

Pintsize is the only ai in a humanoid body that creeps me out. It still looks so wrong, yet it fits so well at the same time.

Maurice Kessler

Ach. Don't encourage him, May!

Tim Keating

WHY is his USB port in his... You know what? Never mind.

Anonymous

Saw that coming!

kupo

Here's a question that's going to keep a lot of people awake at night: Has Pintsize ever met Yay?

Anonymous
>>60572374

Yay first entered Northhampton primarily to keep an eye on pintsize. Although given pintesize's personality, mixed with the fear he was able to fear meeting mieville (Dora's cat) I feel like the combination of sheer awe and terror meeting an AI as powerful as Yay would drive him insane and lead him to form a child like cult to worship them. Or he'd just do it as a goof.

Anonymous
>>60549545

I remember it being either a guest strip or a patreon exclusive, so I'm not sure it's canon. If I remember right everyone else said no and made him get rid of the body. Edit: I found it, it's slightly more graphic than I remembered. https://www.patreon.com/posts/may-bonus-comic-19751057

Anonymous

Dangit, Jeph! My COPD locks me in a coughing fit when I laugh this hard!! 😂🤣😂