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Miyaa

Eww, hot dog juices.

Hope

Hot Dog Juice opening for Hard Soft Pretzels at the Troc this Thursday, $5 cover

Absentia

Plot twist: may intentionally comes home smelling like hot dog juice.

Anonymous

j u i c e

Anonymous

Sounds like May would be a real weiner 😁

Crushogre

May seems like the type that would anoint herself with hotdog juice just to be annoying, although not to her friends. Melon on the other hand just enjoys the smell.

lilibat

Maybe she'd be less bitchy if she didn't have to work at a convenience store.

Rob McBobson

Wait. Remind me; does May live at Marigold's place?

Anonymous

I want someone that believes in me the way Momo believes in May.

Anonymous

How I expect this to go: Marigold: "May I have a job offer for y-" May: "I'll take it" Marigold: "I haven't told you what it is yet" May: "Calling my manager to quit right now"

Anonymous

I believe! *Cue book of Mormon track*

Dean Reilly

Just as long as Marigold doesn't start making fighter jet money. 😄

Fart Captor

Momo is such a sweet kid ❤

Anonymous

Aw, what's so wrong with Marcie Fleach?

BobC

Will May give two weeks notice? Can she handle the ethical dilemma?

Anonymous

Momo/May shipping intensifies

Anonymous

What a lad

Anonymous

Also, what do robots hallucinate when they smell hotdog juice? D:

Michael Boettger

May will do such a bang-up job, Hanner's mom will try to hire her away. "The daughter she should have had"

Anonymous

Would the terms of May's probation let her deal with finances? I imagine working at a bank would be completely out, but where do you suppose the boundaries are?

Anonymous

Momo is a master strategist. I'm not sure whether I'm in awe or scared half to death about this.

Jp

This is a recipe for disaster and I’ve got a big bowl of popcorn.

William Cole

I dunno. May is everything Momo said, but she's actually been pretty responsible in her post-release life. And she seems dead set on not going back to Robot Jail. There may be some epic hijinks, but I actually think this may work.

fluffy

Momo's description of May sounds like someone who's perfect to be a business manager for an Internet streamer, frankly.

Anonymous

Secret, May is drinking the hot dog juice.

Anonymous

May probably can't afford grease or other lubricants/fluids, so I'm betting it's gone into a whole bunch of orifices

Bagge

Oh Momo <3

Sammitch

The Mystery of the Hotdog Juice continues apace...

Anonymous

It's the month of May after all

Anonymous

May, backstory aside, has been surprisingly one of the most responsible folks in the strip.

Anonymous

HOTDOG JUICE NASSY!!

Thomas Halpin

Momo's not wrong, but I also hope May can trust Momo on this one.

Anonymous

I'm pretty sure May's going to use her first paycheck here to try and pay back the people she knows helped with her new body, complete with a montage of 'keep the money, I just wanted to help' from everyone

Anonymous

Momo just described the perfect steaming manager

Anonymous

Culminating in Sven trying to say this, only for May to shove the money into his hands and then kiss him.

Anonymous

Awww, Momo, that's...sweet?

Anonymous

My heart is so happy for may even though shes gonna be iffy on this

Dylan T

I know that feel momo

Anonymous

Occasionally I think about how far this comic has come and where we are now and it blows my mine

Daniel Rydberg

I would almost want to read the terms of employment contract between Marigold and May...

Ben Russell-Gough

Yes, Momo believes in May but, realistically, that was never in doubt. Getting May to believe in herself will be the trick.

Mark

Momo should be able to do it, as she has before- https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4319

Mark

Many other of Momo's traits would also be good to have in a companion.

Bagge

§1. "FUCK YOU!" §2. "NO FUCK YOU!" §3. "FUCK THEM ALL!"

Brooks Moses

Luckily, I'm guessing that Hannelore and Momo would ... no, they wouldn't write it for them. They would consider writing it for them and then insist firmly on getting a proper lawyer to write it.

Anonymous

Almost sounds like Marigold will miss the hotdog juice smell

Sarah Buisson

I know it's sound like a good idea, but I think it's a mistake to hire friends. Specialy friends who live at your home.They are so hard to fire in case of issue, and you are with them 24 hour a day. Even without the work part, it would be unmanageable. And speacialy in this case , where both May and Marigold don't have the maturity to make it work.

Joseph Bonnar

In the real world I would agree with you 120%. Very much NOT a good idea.

Joseph Bonnar

May and Marigold... Goblin versus Hobgoblin... Place your bets, people, place your bets!

Sarah Peper

My memory is quite bad, what exactly did May that got her into robot jail?

Anonymous

She embezzled enough money to buy a high-end combat drone on the black market.

Dean Reilly

She was a banking AI who tried to steal millions of dollars so she could buy a fighter jet body.

Stephen Wells

Now she will come home smelling of Sven's "hot dog juice", which may or may not be worse.

Chris Crowther

I mean, she didn't try to, she did...she just got caught in the end...probably by someone like Hanners.

Ben Russell-Gough

I think that the real problem is that Marigold crushed on Sven once and there may be some jealous awkwardness if, ultimately, Svay becomes a thing: "I'm socially obliged to be happy for you but, inside, there's a part of me that screams in rage!"

Miyaa

@Mark • I hope they’ve refilled the toilet paper by now.

Comics Ladybird

Remember when Momo *openly treated May with despise*? That was when May did not have a body (not even a substandard one), but it’s not only May who’s changed since then. EDIT: “open contempt” probably describes it better. But still.

Anonymous

Yes, because jealousy is rational lol. But she probably is over him.

David Howe

"May be too good at it" - pun intended, also... https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2762

RadiusUlna

I can’t decide if this is brilliant or a recipe for disaster.

Darnel D Cooper

Question to group at large that is showing my age: When sharing living spaces w/o being a couple, why is it currently accepted that someone is reduced to rice and beans because she doesn't make enough money to eat better and her room mates are nowhere approaching aweful evil. (Unless Martin is a Supervillian and I missed those strips?) Back in the before time we had "house food" were pitched in on and if you were eating hummingbird tongue, you labeled it and folk left it alone. In the same vein, are there housing regs for AI? And while I'm showing my stupid,... what is the range for AI chasis? (Going back to my corner and waiting patiently.)

Thomas Halpin

I've never lived in a house that didn't choose to share food, but in some houses, the grocery bills were still a thing. It could certainly be a thing that Fae and Bubbles aren't splitting groceries with Claire and her boy just because she doesn't like how unequal that relationship would be. People make a lot of choices based on pride that has been warped by societal expectations, and other people sometimes let them do that because untangling that knot is best done slowly one-on-one with a therapist.

BobC

For nearly a decade I rented a bedroom. My housemates were rather set in their ways, with predictable eating habits, so I had no problems avoiding their food. The reverse was not true, especially when I brought something new into the house. I'd make a dinner I was willing to share (we had at least 2 "house meals" together each week, with a rotating "host"), with the understanding that the leftovers represented my food budget for the rest of the week. Those leftovers chronically got scarfed by others. I made that a non-issue by putting a small refrigerator in my room. We respected each other's personal space (it was part of the house agreement), so my food was safe. That done, I always made sure my roommates felt comfortable asking me to share, but only if they could be absolutely OK when they'd get more "No" than "Yes" answers. I certainly didn't want them to go hungry, but no way would I ever again let them force me to go hungry.

Anonymous

I've generally avoided the "house food" model every time I've had roommates, and I definitely preferred it that way, even when it was to my detriment. Maybe it was a pride thing on my part but I'm honestly not sure. I just preferred to have very clearly defined boundaries. I never really spent much time analyzing that facet, and it's been a few years since I've had a roommate so it hasn't come up recently.

Shane Wegner

I doubt Martin and Clare are exactly chowing down on filet mignon and truffles and gloating about it to Faye, given their jobs are library assistant and unemployed respectively. And Faye probably isn’t literally eating only rice and beans, but I’d believe it if Faye is quietly sticking to generic brands and things you can buy in the middle shelves (spaghetti and cereals and rice and beans) vice the things around the edge of the store (fresh fruits and vegetables and meats and dairies).

Ted Van Roekel

Since Martin is A: a sweetheart, B: a pushover, C: generally clueless about finance or financial expectations, and D: has the sole solid job in the house, I really doubt there would be any drama. FFS, he supported Faye for how long at the beginning of this marvelous adventure? And bought her glasses?

Anonymous

Back when I lived in with housemates, we never combined food, but we would share. Either we’d plan on cooking together or sometimes it was just, like, dude I’m broke can you share some food with me? I never lived with anyone I didn’t like enough to share whatever food I had, and I never went hungry when I was the broke one. But rice and beans was the main theme for all of us so, I don’t know how it would have gone if we weren’t all in similar circumstances

P

House food has never been a thing in any of my roommate environments. People like different things, eat at different times, etc. I'd offer food if it seemed right to do so, but by default it wasn't practical to share anything other than maybe salt/sugar type ingredients.

Darnel D Cooper

Eh,... i'm possibly from a long-lost time. "House food" was classed as Dairy, bread, rice, beans, Pasta, at one point Bolongna (Large uncut tubes from the locak butcher, we got a great deal,) Burgers/hotdogs/beef/chicken were "treats" if shared no one went hungry, Once someone got between jobs and lived on "house food" until they got back on their feet, then they splurged and we had exotic foods like Pizza,.... (good times)

Ted Van Roekel

Melina, red beans and rice got me and my house mates through a few rough winters.

Yelling Bird

I'LL SEND HER HOME SMELLING LIKE A WEINER!