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Call The UN (Patreon)

Published:
2021-03-21 01:18:05
Imported:
2022-01

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CLINTON!!!

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Anonymous

YES! YEEEEEEEEES

Nicholas Lopez

These two are cute as fuck omg

Anonymous

Good job, Clinton!

Anonymous

Go Clinton!!

Michael

Cosmo looks proud of her new toy

Anonymous

This is **uncomfortably** close to how my actual first kiss went.

Anonymous

This is so cute I'm melting 🥰

Anonymous

Yes please! Before poor Elliott combusts! 😅

Lyman Green

I mean... I was not rooting for these two but as it’s gone on and the fan base here are like ravenous shippers they kinda got me cheering them along too.

Melissa Smits

Hmm. There's a few more days before Friday...

KingAtticus

Well someone’s getting a rise~ 😏 Too on the nose? Maybe

Kelly Mercer

Yes, Elliot. KISS HIM ALREADY!

Anonymous

If those two don't smooch by the next strip I'm officially designating all this teasing as a war crime.

Anonymous

Yes, Clinton!

Miyaa

Poor Elliot. He didn’t get to the point where you have to put the yeast in warm water with sugar for at least 10 minutes for it to bloom.

Anonymous

"stop torturing the poor innocent metaphor" is cracking me up

Anonymous

Aaaaaaaaa, this is so great. These two dorks are lovely.

Erin Moriarty

Elliott has the cutest nose

Erin Moriarty

Also Panel 1 is the greatest thing ever

Celine Chamberlin

Yeah, I think that oven is overheating.

Maugrim

*old timey man beating a dead horse meme gif but with metaphor written over the horse*

Anonymous

DATE NIIIIIGHT :D

Anonymous

Elliot is such a cinnamon roll, I love him <3

Ted Van Roekel

The baking metaphor is getting overwerked Elliot. Oooooverweeeerked. (Fans of the GBBO know what I'm talking about.)

Michael Boettger

So. Do we see a smooch? Does Elliot get all nervous and faint? Or does mom come in with a plate of cookies?

BobC
>>56019035

"Ravenous Shippers" indeed... Wait. Doesn't that also describe Yondu?

Dkrewe

SQUEEEEEE!

JD
>>56019383

We get a week of Steve eating cereal instead.

BobC
>>56019067

Reminds me of the Banana Nut Bread recipe I learned in the Navy...

JD

So, Steve eating cereal for the rest of the week?

Daniel S

Literally the only downside to this being two dudes is that Aurelia can't start playing "Kiss the Girl" from The Little Mermaid on her phone. That said, "Preheat the oven?" ELLIOT THE OVEN IS ABOUT TO CATCH FIRE IT IS SO OVERHEATED.

FeyOne

This is the most healthy and assertive in a healthy what that I think we have seen Clinton... Ever. Also, the dynamic between the two of them is honestly just fantastic. I so hope the two manage to just stay honest with each other and themselves. They seem to work when they are doing that. :)

Anonymous

How much you wanna bet next strip cuts away to someone else? Or have I been reading too much Dumbing of Age?

Joel Bateman

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES!!!!!

Thisguy

I love how Elliot is clinging to his comfort zone.

Anonymous

cutaway to Yay and Roku kissing for the first time.

Scott Vogel

JUST KISS YOU TWO!

Anonymous

ATTA BOY!!!

Shawn K. Younkin

Next comic needs to be Steve eating cereal.

Anonymous

I can’t believe Elliot uses measuring cups instead of measuring by weight.

Catherine Germann

If the next comic is anything other than Elliot-Clinton kisses, I'm driving to Canada to strangle you, Jeph!

Anonymous

Finally Clinton gets something right.

Anonymous

ATTTTTA BOI !

Mark Thomas

I'm just waiting to see if Aurelia is in the hallway listening in or if she's gonna barge in and either prevent it like Cosmo or interrupt right in the middle of it...

Anonymous

Looking forward to the next comic being just Clinton's mom offering cereal to Steve, who just happened by

Populuxe
>>56019788

There is no such thing as reading too much Dumbing of Age.

Populuxe

Clinton has no chill... over the right thing for once.

Anonymous

Aaaaaaaaa yes!

Raven Razor

Proud of Clinton!

Anonymous

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

Anonymous
>>56020388

It has to be before. It *has to be before*. Mom cannot see the guy she thinks is hot kissing her son. That is all kinds of no bueno in the braino.

Ted Van Roekel

In panel 1 it looks like they did. After escorting Cosmo out for a little privacy.

Anonymous

🤘😁🤘💝💖💗❤️❣️🏳️‍🌈

Anonymous

Yesssssssssss! Commence the Kissing!!!!

Agnes

CAN'T WAIT FOR WHATEVER SILLY REASON FOR THEM TO GET INTERRUPTED TOMORROW

Panic Blitz

I am a grown-ass adult male and I just made a sound resembling a tea kettle.

Ted Van Roekel
>>56021276

Aurelia gets baked. The smell reaches upstairs, causing surprise, confusion, curiosity, distraction, and breaks the mood, leaving the poor shippers screaming into the void.

Anonymous

*eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*

Anonymous

😳😳😳 just kiss him already! Don’t you dare torture us and have one of them decide it’s just not for them 😬

Brent

Sha la la la lah de dah, oh just, kiss the boy

Jackie Horn

KISS KISS FALL IN LOVE

KingAtticus
>>56022590

These two would absolutely destroy an expensive vase with their anxiety

Anonymous
>>56019697

Plus, there's already a bun in there. Or, by now, two. Or three.

Anonymous

Elliot, Elliot, Elliot! Let's get the bread in the oven already!

Anonymous

clinton's face/pose in the final panel is so great. (and gay)

Anonymous
>>56020095

Yeah. And he'd better keep it up, too. Tall as he is, Elliot's already in over his head.

Fart Captor

yeeeeessss, the gay smooches

Bacon Lord

ELLIOT YOU BIG MARSHMALLOW

Francois couture

AHHHHHHHHHHH !! is it tomorrow yet ?

Anonymous
>>56020067

Agreed, but measuring cups are validly handy for liquids, even if pretty useless for dry ingredients...

DonnieRamesJio

Elliot is in the running for King of the Himbos

Anonymous

They are so CUUUUUUTTTTTEEEEEEEE

Chelsea

YESSS I AM UNREASONABLY EXCITED ABOUT THIS, KISSSSSS YOU TWO

Anonymous

Thank you. This is really cute.

Marc Kevin Hall

Could Clinton's last line be any more perfect? No. No, it could not. 💜💜💜

Will Weaver

Damn, Clinton!

Anonymous

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Anonymous

Awww yeah!

Shawn K. Younkin

Gotta say as someone who has watched dogs walk away with toys in their mouths - Cosmo has got his prance on!!

MikeT

I mean, in the end, just ask

Rebecca
>>56020442

Honestly I want this to happen more than the kiss. I want a new strip based around Aurelia, Steve, and Brun. (And Cosmo.)

Danya Michael

Stop torturing that poor innocent metaphor! I love it.

Anonymous

Holy shit. Clinton. +1 Charisma

Yelling Bird

YES!!! KISS ALREADY!!! THEN FUCK!!!

RadiusUlna

HELL YEAH CLINTON YOU GO MAN

Dylan T

YEAHHHHH CLINTON IM SO FUCKIN PROUD OF YOU

Bagge

It's for the best. any moment now he would start talking about self-raising flour or something like that.

Anonymous

Ahhhhh! I've been waiting so long! Kiss him already!

Onyx

Love <3

Absentia

CLINTON YES!

Anonymous

That last line is one of the best you've ever written IT IS PERFECT.

Anonymous

Also I swear to god if you do the *cuts to a different group* for tomorrow's comic....

Anonymous

Elliot PLS!

Anonymous
>>56032182

Do you want 5 days of Steve eating cereal? 'Cos this is how you get 5 days of Steve eating cereal.

Anonymous

https://twitter.com/ensignlesbian/status/1360052369061511173

Mark

I'd say that the oven was already good and hot!

jimbo

aight, time for lots of kneading

Anonymous

This oven has been preheating for a while lol

Anonymous

it’s happening!

Anonymous

holy crud this Patreon is the best thing I've done this year, I don't have to shout at Clinton all by myself!!!! That, and BAKING PUNS hahaha!

Gary Walker

There is zero chance Elliot uses measuring cups rather than a quality food scale for baking.

Bruce Steinberg

Clinton, Clinton, Clinton. Elliot is the quintessential sub; you are going to have to make the moves here. 😜

Comics Ladybird

Clinton, I'm only willing to give the metaphor presumption of innocence because it knows what it did, but torturing it is indeed going a step too far.

KCkittysnores

Has ELLIOT ever kissed a boy?

Kyramasu

...is this the first time we've seen Cosmo in full? not just sitting, but on all 4 feet?

lazymagpie

That last panel is SO funny XD

Ben Russell-Gough

In which Clinton realises that 'baking lessons' was only an awkward metaphor in his own mind.

Lucas Werkmeister
>>56060911

or anyone, for all we know? (we already know Clinton hasn't dated before, iirc, from his conversation with Willow)

RadiusUlna
>>56060911

Maybe not? I kinda assumed that he would be taking the lead here since he presumably is more experienced with men, but that’s not happening. Of course, that could just be his personality type, he IS pretty submissive.

Peter Jensen

Those two are adorkable!

Richard Muir

Yay Clinton! Grab that metaphor by the dough.

Am Queue

I can neither confirm nor deny that I have used that exact same line when trying to get someone to sexytimes. Also, if I were Jeph, I'd have 5 days of Steve eating cereal stored on disk somewhere to toss in at (in)opportune(?) moments. Any writer's-block day would be 'steve eating cereal with someone random.'

Jere

I am totally clueless about this metaphor

Matt Pedone

I may or may not have squee'd at the end of this comic (I totally did).