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Baking Lessons (Patreon)

Published:
2021-03-18 01:14:11
Imported:
2022-01

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Cosmo you are ruining the mood

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Miyaa

Cosmo 1, Clinton 0

Anonymous

I JUST WANT THEM TO SMOOCH ALREADY

Anonymous

Clinton, it's ok, you have a new bear now.

Michael

Can't catch a break huh Clinton?

Andy

Please give us the kiss 😫

Anonymous

i ask my dogs this on a daily basis. except it's a shoe. and it's never their shoe.

Eric Sieck

Cosmo could never ruin anything. She is goodest gorl.

Anonymous

This is torture. Lol good torture but torture none the less.

Absentia

Excuse you. She is SETTING the mood.

Anonymous

noooooooooooooooooooooooo! I have to wait until Saturday now!!!!!!!!! ;_;

The World Famous Chocomerican

Seriously though, I thought last comic Clinton was giving off major twink vibes but somehow now they're both giving twink vibes.

Darnel D Cooper

Lot of convo going on. A lot of women I knew in the before time, (before marriage), would have already been in my lap,.... the kiss would have been a day ago.

Jackie Horn

NOW HOLD HANDS

Anonymous

Query: does Clinton have freckles when he blushes, or am I seeing a weird image compression artifact?

Miyaa

Next week… Aurelia eating cereal for breakfast after grilling a country ham (bone in slice of ham) for Cosmo.

Anonymous

COSMO YOU'RE DELAYING SMOOCHES!

Anonymous
>>55819936

Yes, Aurelia eating cereal will be the new Steve eating cereal

Ted Van Roekel

This is the positive cute I needed today.

Ian Wolfe

I love you Cosmo, but if you touch my teddy bear, I will END you.

Anonymous

They should make jeph lead director on every cult classic cancelled after one season TV show given his skill with cliff hangers

Lessthan

I am a little obsessed with this story line 😋

Jason Zions

Cosmo cockblock.

Richard Muir

And now Aurelia will come in looking for Cosmo. Sigh. Get smootchin', fellas!

Mad Marie

I am reminded of all those Heinz Ketchup ads celebrating how slowly it flows from the bottle.

Niskara

Dogs are amazing at ruining the mood. It's like one of their specialties

Yelling Bird

GODDAMMIT! MY BALLS LOOK LIKE VIOLET-FUCKING-BEAUREGARDE!

Dylan T

You left the door open! You invited shenanigans upon yourselves! FOOLS

Anonymous
>>55821727

Could be worse. Let me say from experience, there are a few places you do NOT want a cold nose being pressed up against while you're trying to get your mack on.

Thomas Halpin

Official freckleblush inspector here, on behalf of Sublight Contracting and the Rizzo corporation. These freckleblushes seem to be in good order, but I may require more. For quality batch-testing purposes only.

Anonymous

FRIDAY COMIC KISS

Anonymous

If you cut away to some other plot before they smooch, so help me god I'm going to REALLY whine about it.

Anonymous

WE HAVE REACHED THE SITTING-ON-THE-BED STAGE

Scott Vogel

This is going exactly how I thought it would.

Anonymous

Cosmo, you're adorable, but shoo we're almost there

Anthony Gaglianese

For the adorable awkwardness to be complete, we now need for the smooching to ALMOST begin and Aurelia to barge in to apologise for her misunderstanding of the sub-text previously, only to completely kill the mood and back out of the door slowly. I feel confident in this happening, we know Jeph well enough by now. And if I'm wrong, we get smoochin, anyway. There is no way to lose in this scenario.

Anonymous

I love my dogs but they are severe, uh, bake blockers

Populuxe

Aurelia is outside the door eavesdropping, isn’t she?

Sleepy John

Cosmo thinks they should take it easy. Petting a dog is an excellent way to reduce tension, especially if the dog is cute and holding a stuffie to you.

Miyaa
>>55822475

Someone has been playing the new DLC to the Outer Worlds I see. (Parvati & Ellie best companions.)

Anonymous

This feels like we’re about to get cutover to another plot line for awhile 😬

Lisa

While I was hoping for a smooch today, this awkward avoidance of eye-contact is so much more in-character that it feels right to wait. Also I love that they're prioritizing communication and checking in with each other as the first step. They've already used their Good Communication Skills to work through a hurdle that could have been a deal-breaker (that being Clinton's faux-pas at the bar). I'm looking forward to a healthy relationship full of respectful negotiation and thoughtfulness.

Anonymous
>>55819556

Nah - this is just right to lighten the mood! SMOOCHES ARE NEXT!!

Anonymous

They’re so fucking awkward it’s cute

MikeT

Cosblocked

David Barr

Of course Jeph is saving the big, um, climax for the Friday strip...

Anonymous

THIS HAS HAPPENED TO ME TOO. Er, the bear part. Not the deliciously awkward beating around the bush. I promise.

Shane Wegner

Despite how hard most people are rooting for boy on boy action, thus far I felt like Clinton is more straight than bi, despite wanting to be into Elliot. But maybe I’m wrong about that and he is bi. Or maybe he’ll make an honest attempt and realize it’s not quite for him, disappointing many but making things bittersweet like IRL often is.

Lisa
>>55832098

Where do you get the impression that he's pushing himself to be into Elliot? He did that whole thought experiment with Claire where he practically blew a fuse just from thinking about an intimate hug, and then he was like "oh shit I guess I'm into Elliot and now have to figure out what to do about that."

Bagge

COSMO!

Ben Russell-Gough

I said it last week but Cosmo has already decided: Elliot is HER big human and she isn't about to let anyone else muscle in on her claim!

RadiusUlna

I really love that Jeph always writes very thoughtful, respectful romantic relationships that evolve naturally over time especially when one or more of the involved parties feels nervous/insecure. Marten/Claire was/is very good, and I’m sure this will be no different.

Anonymous
>>55831975

Uh, I think this is the Friday strip. We see them a day early.

Dean Reilly

I realise that I'm swimming against the stream here, but I'd like to see a Patreon bonus strip about Cindee-21's posthuman mystical beliefs.

Alan Wiggs
>>55837341

Yes please, let the vibrations of the singularity propel consciousness to the next phase

Anonymous

Wow, another comic about Clinton. Surprise. What's up with Brun/Millie? Haven't seen Bubbles in a month. One more and I'm off Patreon. I'll wait for my disappointment on the site that hasn't been working....

Daniel Blom Paulsen
>>55842764

The current storyline is about Clinton and Elliot. If those are not the characters you're interested in, that's totally fine, but it's an ensemble cast; different characters will be in focus at different times - that's been a staple of the comic for years, and one of the things many people appreciate about it. Also, Jeph has been slowly building up to the Clinton/Elliot storyline for a long time, and a lot of people are finally getting the pay-off they've been waiting for; again, if that's not your cup of tea, that's totally fine, but please respect that it is for a lot of other people. Passive-aggressive "I'm leaving!" comments are never constructive.

John Ridley

I think Clinton's bear is sitting next to him.

Aaron Schulz
>>55842764

Do you think its likely in the middle of the story he is currently telling he would switch characters? Of course you don't, you just wanted to make it sound like you had a reasonable complaint, which you do not.

Anonymous
>>55842764

Oh look, it's a lesser Culus Inscribitur (or Entitledus Assholus.) Passive aggressive, threatens to unsub if they don't get exactly what they, personally want. 6/10 could Culus harder.

Miyaa
>>55837341

“Posthuman Mystical” sounds like the title of a future Deathmøle song.

Anonymous
>>55842764

Love the "leaving patreon" "threat" like jeph so desperately needs your support in particular to do the art he wants to do

Anonymous
>>55842764

Don't let the door hit ya where Ellicott-Chatham split ya.

OldGoat
>>55842764

It's Jeph's comic and Jeph's yarn. If you don't like how he writes it, write your own.

Leak
>>55842764

@Aaron Schulz: I heard eating cereal is in high fashion this time of the year...

Leak
>>55843875

Well, he's no Big Clive - but then again there's also less of a chance he'd suddenly start taking Clinton's hand to bits...

Anonymous
>>55842764

Patreon isn't an airport: departures don't need to be announced. Just a Pro tip for ya bud👍

Doug DeJulio

I was going to say, if you ever do merch, a plush Elliot doll ("figure!") would be a sure seller... but I think he'd actually work better as a custom "Stretch Armstrong" doll for some reason. Not sure why.

Jax
>>55867797

No pintsize with strap on attachment?

Anonymous

Baking lessons sounds like a great date idea.

Some Ed
>>55820320

No! Jeph needs to continue working on this stuff. I'm pretty sure a lot of people will be really upset if they don't see Elliot and Clinton smooch this year.

Some Ed
>>55834219

Yes, like the Sven/May relationship. Oh, wait. That said, the Sven/May relationship was fitting for those characters, and these two fit more with a respectful romantic relationship.

Doug DeJulio
>>55867797

That would be a different kind of merch. Maybe a collaboration with Bad Dragon.

Anonymous

Next up, Steve and Melon eating cereal...

Bruce Steinberg
>>55834219

I think there was quite a lot of respectfulness in the Sven/May relationship. While the two of them may have been more focused crazy sexy times than other characters, they were also upfront and kind with each other. (I sorta hope after some time the awkwardness around Sven’s over generous donation will fade and the two crazy kids will get back together!)

Anonymous
>>55827270

... dammit, my eyeballs tripped. For a moment I read "stiffie" ...

Anonymous

Cosmo: no, Elliott is your bear

Lee B.

They are so damned cute.

Michael Boettger

One of the advantages of having such a big cast, is that Jeph can pursue so many story lines. After we reach a point in the Elliot/Clinton arc, he can move the scene to the AI rights foundation, adding to Roko, and her struggle with dysphoria, the evolving relationship with Yay, and Melon's antics. From there, perhaps to CoD. Or Union Robotics, Or the apartment. He can fine tune his stories to tell the stories he wants to tell.

Jax
>>56015046

Someone stole Steve's cereal. I demand a 50+ page arc about it.

Gary Walker
>>55834219

Sven/May evolved respectfully over time. Just, you know for small values of time.