Ollie Lies (Patreon)

Some fun untruths about Ollie!

1) he can run over 200 miles per hour, but only on odd-numbered days

2) he Knows what you Did

3) he speaks fluent French

4) his dad was a deer

5) his mom was a sawhorse

6) he can smell the future

7) when we got him neutered the vet was like "damn, nice balls on this one"

8) his ears are also wifi antennas

9) his eyes are vestigial and almost entirely useless

10) he's got a couple extra legs I think

and that's it for the holiday break! Regular comics resume on Monday. Thanks for your support through this shitty, shitty year. I hope you are all well and will stick with me as we advance into 2021. Maybe it won't be WORSE than 2020?  Maybe????

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