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Sweetening The Deal (Patreon)

Published:
2020-08-27 00:35:16
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2022-01

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Anonymous

DEPLOY NIPPLE TASSELS

Hope

i hope the elf archer is reasonably priced and reliable

Vachenzo

This is just the greatest XD

Seidmadr

That is the best smug plan face I've seen in ages!

Daryl Resplandor

Someone in the comments yesterday mentioned that May might be trying to go to extreme lengths to prove she doesn't deserve this charity. I think this counts...

Anonymous

Jeph yes

Anonymous

jep why

Anonymous

That there boi is absolutely wearing a shirt

BioYuGi

The horny levels in the comic lately are off the charts and I'm so for it.

Anonymous

Look, if I ever get to go new body shopping, I want this for myself as well.

Anonymous

This is a good start.....keep going. 😈

Anonymous

for a body shop like this, having strippers dancing ourside should be the QC version of a Sign Spinner!

Anonymous

where the fuck did they come from

Anonymous

Oh God are those "Deal With It" glasses

Mike de Jong

Heck yeah, Oglaf 😚 face

Thisguy

Good to know they are equal opportunity.

Anonymous

Funny, I thought they might be wearing socks...

Kyle Major

Do patie tassels count as shirt.... i would say yes

Matthew Van Gangelen

I feel if the strippers were holding baked goods Roko would be more into this.

Anonymous

Did anyone else double-take because they briefly thought Elliot had agreed to work as a stripper?

Charlotte Grubbs

The motion lines in the final panel are doing a lot of work.

Miyaa

I think we’ve learned A LOT more about Beeps than we thought.

JD

Suddenly Beeps working in a sex toy factory is making more and more sense.

Daniel S

I had to stop and look again to see if they were regular strippers or robot strippers.

Matt Grayson

I so hope that Yay are one of the sales AI...

John Fiala

Jeph, I think I love you.

Morgyn

the glasses are the perfect touch to that last panel

Lord Crusade

Sex toy factory worker, deeply interested in Roko's bread fetish, super happy to hire and go around in public with strippers. Beeps knows how to party!.

awgiedawgie
>>42910759

Or at least <i>knowing</i> that Beeps works in a sex toy factory makes <i>this</i> make more sense.

Anonymous
>>42909858

Laws only care about (female) nipples. Pasties are as good as a shirt.

Anonymous

Spend my entire life trying to be ok with my body. Now all i want is to go body shopping with that crew.

Hugh Eckert

I respect Jeph's artistic vision even more now.

MikeT

This is pure gold

Populuxe

Beeps leans into her kink like the kink on the Mulsanne Straight. She hits it at 230mph and never lifts.

Joel Bateman

Oh my God I love Beeps even more. I didn't think it was possible.

Anonymous

SUP BITCHES, THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT I'VE SEEN ALL DAY!

Creepy Cat Lady

Jeph, your genius knows no bounds.

BobC

So, tassles count as a shirt, so no hassles?

Michael Boettger

Clerk keeps going on about shirts and shoes and Beep'll pull out a paperclip and hard reset his ass.

Michael Boettger

But this is so awesome, really. That's the happiest I've ever seen May.

Joseph Bonnar

And BEEPATRICE comes through!

Joseph Bonnar

By the way, May? Never change. (Er, other than your body, that is.)

Joseph Bonnar

I do feel sympathy for Roko, mind.

Sleepy John

Now, if Roko had had a chance to go body-shopping, maybe she would have brought a few baugettes. You know, for company.

Anonymous

Oh wow! Beeps finally had a good idea

Shane Wegner

😠Butt’s Disease, a serious afflic-IS THAT A HEART 😳 edit- apparently, this is the 69th comment. NICE.

Shane Wegner

See, there IS a place for humans in the post-AI singularity world!

Bagge

In a situation where Roko is stumped for a solution, Beeps steps up and smoothes thinges over. Yes, I'm as surprised as anyone.

Bagge

Reasonably priced? Reliable? Come ON May. Think large. Think flames. Think multiple set of genetalia. Think butt emblem. Think fighter jet. You can afford it.

Bagge
>>42917574

Honestly, I'm a tad dissapointed they didn't include robot strippers.

Anonymous

I wonder what she's going to do with her old one.

Anonymous

She has 'pixel-frame' sunglasses? :D

Dylan T

Roko probably object but they aren't naked so it isn't really illegal

Anonymous

I need a "Hell Ass" shirt.

Nulgar
>>42918888

We might find out May has been playing the long game there.

Michael Boettger

Whats the name of the store? Bodies 'r us?

Brad Kirkwood

it does raise an interesting question, how naked do you need to be in public before you get hit with indecent exposure?

Anonymous

Well that escalated quickly...

Anonymous

This is beautiful

Mark

and the male one is wearing a shirt, even if it isn't buttoned up.

Gerry

What??? ....... Ahhhhhh! Strippers! My gold fish brain had forgotten yesterdays strip.

David Howe

because the sexy unicorn stripper wasn't available at short notice? :D

Stephen Wells

At some point Roko will realise that every single other person she knows is an even bigger pervert than she is. Ciabatta believe it.

Clifton Royston

This is not where I had expected this story to go, but here we are.

Pejo
>>42923878

THANK YOU from another goldfish brain who was very confused until your comment

Pejo
>>42926029

Are you a writer for Animal Crossing

Joseph Bonnar
>>42924410

Ok. That means I need to go back and find that strip... For *cough* science. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3427

Kuragari

I love that 3 AIs hired strippers. I want to live Jeph's world.

Anonymous

That poor store clerk. Amazing!

Anonymous

If web forums were still a common thing, I would totally use that last panel May as my avatar

Anonymous

definitely just checked if there's a HELL ASS shirt in the QC store

Anonymous
>>42935445

I used Melon with a pigeon on her head as my StackOverflow avatar for many moons.

Jim Feldman

They work at Beep's day job

ERRORCODE616

I love how Beep’s gone from Roko’s clumsy boss to “I’ll pay strippers to show up to your new body shopping trip.”

Michael Boettger

And May's shades look like 8-bit renderings from eons ago.

Anonymous

I just want May to have a Transformers-style body that morphs into a jet.

Jax
>>42972032

Only if Pintsize also transforms into a gun.

Joseph Bonnar
>>42972032

Pintsize? I'd argue his body should transform into a giant robutt. (No, that was NOT an accidental misspelling.)

Anonymous

The male stripper reminds me of something from Bembo?

Matthew Van Gangelen

I feel like the strippers are almost more for Beeps than for May...

Anonymous

This might be my very favorite QC strip of all time.

Tim Keating

Holy crap, Penny Arcade just did the 8-bit glasses as well!

Anonymous

Why the duck lips? XD

JourneymanWizard

This is me every time I have to shop for a car Minus the strippers and 8-bit glasses

Brian

Butts

Anonymous

I think they're providing the service, actually.

Anonymous

Right stripper looks like Elliot