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Published:
2020-08-30 01:06:41
Imported:
2022-01

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melons, you see

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Anonymous

I'm with Roko on that one

Anonymous

Me too, Roko. Me too.

EnterTheHero

Melons, you say? Gazongas? FUNBAGS??

Yonatan Zunger

GO FOR THE MODULAR GENITALIA, MAY.

Nicholas Lopez

even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humungous hungolomghnonoloughongous!

Jackie Horn

Same, Roko. I too wish to be taller, May.

Dylan T

G E N I T A L I A

Hope

PRIORITIES

Clifton Royston
>>43084619

Yeah, Mae must be feeling extremely flustered to settle for merely the standard number.

Captain Button

I hope May can tell her hole from an ass on the ground.

Michael Boettger

The expression on her face in the last three panels is awesome. I think its finally hitting her that this is going to happen. I'm just so happy to see this.

Miyaa

So are we going with 8 holes for a standard human female? (Nose: 2, Mouth: 1, Ears: 2, Butt: 1, Genitalia: 2 – separate pee hole from vaginal opening on vulva.)

Joseph Bonnar

Thank you, Jeph. I needed this.

Spoogle McGee

Surely adjustable would be better. With the nipples acting as control dials.

Forgettable

Omfg me too, Roko. XD

David Johnson

In the distant future where we can safely interact with strippers again, I too plan to say "thank you for your service"

Anonymous

May didn't disappoint :D

Valraven

Beepatrice can probably hook her up with some amazing hot swappable bits, maybe after market.

Rat

AAAAAH ITS HAPPENING. (also im head cannoning that the wall of plants in the background are possible bodies if one so wishes)

Peter Jensen

That panel 4 background, though ...

Anonymous

"Buy yourself a new as..." A new WHAT Jeph?

xamaryllix

More holes the merrier I 'spose.

Anonymous

Missed opportunity to have Melon in the background

Anonymous

I had a feeling that she would want an anatomically correct body.

Will Cuppett

I expect the orange stripper’s name to be Pumpkin Spice

Grace Kieser
>>43085022

Portland came up with drive thru strippers! You get all the ogling from the comfort of your own car!

Verteiron

... are we helping out a friend or setting her up for a major case of body dysmorphia/sync issues like poor Roko? Making big changes all in one go doesn't seem to work for all AIs.

jimbo

really think May should've consulted Pintsize. He is an awesome researcher with similar interests that would go way beyond basic vanilla flavors!

Anonymous

I hope the sign says “Buy yourself a new ass. You deserve it.”

Anonymous

tbh i was half expecting them to use marigold as the background in the watermelon panel

Shawn K. Younkin
>>43085341

Considering she never had a body until she got out of robot jail and that body sucks balls- I don't think she'll have to deal w/ dysmorphia whatever body she ends up with. But I could be wrong.

Anonymous

It's good practice to thank the strippers. Good job, Beep.

BioYuGi

Whether she gets it or not, I'm hoping we see a model with just some major donhongeros, just to see how big Jeph'll draw them.

Douglas E. Smith

I kinda hope she keeps the hair and blue skin, but yes, she deserves stonking great tits.

Maugrim

I wonder if AI body transfers include knowledge on how to counter being very front heavy :P

Matthew Van Gangelen

Also, do those strippers ever have to open their eyes or do they navigate by echolocation?

FeyOne

I'm with Roko... I'm surprised at how normal May seems to be aiming. All things considered.

Fart Captor

That's right, Beeps, strippers ARE braver than the troops

Emma Humphries

What is with the shelves of succulents?

Brent

I'm disappointed that the strippers won't be part of the body tryout montage

Thisguy

Eh, I still want to see May with just an improved body over her original. I like the original. Though yes, Human standard number of holes is good.

John Fiala

I mean... if you get to choose what you can have for a body... why not go for what you want? I'm surprised she's so easily flustered, it's like someone working in a sex shop getting embarrassed when someone wants one of the really big dildos.

Populuxe
>>43089710

It’s been established that AIs have a fondness for succulents. I know Roko has one. I need to check to see if there’s one in Faye and Bubbles room.

Populuxe

I am really hoping May gets the bomb-ass sexy body of her dreams. But I get the feeling we’re all standing on a very large rug that Jeph has attached to a dragster.

Afunnythinghappedtome

Also, don’t make me break out a link to a certain manga about having more holes; even I, an Internet veteran, found it slightly disturbing o_O

Afunnythinghappedtome
>>43090210

There’s a difference between knowing and both you and the customer politely ignoring something, and being faced with an enthusiast who feels the need to talk about the highlights of something in lurid detail. That said, I can only imagine what it’s like when May goes to buy brownie mix to go with her fart app.

JourneymanWizard

Do you think it would break the terms of her parole to get a Drone body? With only a _little_ ordinance rack?

Jason Rock
>>43085062

My brain just came up with the term "Post-singularity vac-u-lock system", and suddenly I have a patent I need to register.

Czarzhan

It's hilarious that the robot body sales girl is getting embarrassed by frank talk speccing out a body.

Bagge

So did I, Roko. So did I.

Anonymous
>>43092905

I think it's more just the frankness and enthusiasm that May's exhibiting.

Anonymous

Not saying she's not doing this for herself but someone is definitely looking forward to meeting Sven again after this.

Thomas Halpin

I really hope that May doesn't have trouble seeing herself as herself in her new body like Roko did.

Anonymous
>>43096636

This body is rather new to her, so I'm guessing that won't be an issue

Solomon Garland

May still loves being a blue robot chick, she's just ready to be a taller, bustier blue robot chick with some actual fuckin' parts and nothing breaking.

Anonymous

Hope she's ready for the attention she'll get. Although, maybe she can just get a zapper like Momo...

Anonymous

What do they do with the used robot bodies? If a shipment of robot bodies is refused, do they discount them at Unclaimed Butts, or what?

Cole Blackblood

May's face in the last panel lol

Miyaa

Okay, so I gotta ask: will Sven kumquat over May’s new melons?

Captain Button
>>43089760

I am flashing back to Claire's selection of a dress for Marten's Dad's wedding. Or Marten's selection of a t-shirt form Deliah's party.

Joseph Bonnar

Roko is displaying an incredible amount of patience here.

Anonymous

MAY DESERVES ALL THE HOLES!

VGreenGoblinV

I wanna fuck what the people fuck... I wanna feel, wanna feel them grinding.... What is a fucboi and why does he (what's the word?)....moooooaaaaan?!?!

David Howe

might want to check sven's preferences concerning said holes? (who is, of course, not a mooch)

MikeT

Y'know, the basics

Kate Cole

Melons.

William Burns

I need some eight-bit sunglasses.

Kuragari
>>43138588

Animal Crossing has some and I run around wearing blue ones. It would kick ass to have pixelated looking shades that also do what Dale's does.

Kuragari

I have to wonder if AIs would have orifices that served other purposes. Like a nanobot bay that would let them send out a chain/cloud of nanos to interface or otherwise do work for them. :B

Hugh Eckert

The varying expressions in the first panel...

Bagge
>>43139134

Momo's first chassis had something similar.... https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1298

Anonymous

I just realised.... Does the Poster on the wall in panel two say " Buy yourself a new Ass, you deserve it?"

Chris

Chronic buttz disease

Kriss Pang

They must be veteran strippers

Anonymous
>>43112148

There WILL be a fairly lively black market, with non-sentient software . . .

John Ridley

Resting duck-face. They made that face too much and it stuck like that.

John Ridley

I'd be a little concerned that a big change in height is likely to be a very strong trigger for body dismorphia.

Anonymous
>>43138588

https://www.amazon.ca/8-Bit-Pixel-Computer-Glasses-Sunglasses/dp/B01M6ZLM70

Jim Feldman

The "bomb" rack she always wanted.

Cass
>>43234323

Unless she's been having dysmorphia this whole time because of her shortness...