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Looking For A Good Time (Patreon)

Published:
2020-08-26 00:32:40
Imported:
2022-01

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May is awful

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Michael

Or at least some confetti and balloons

Anonymous

now that is a mood

Anonymous

Oh HERE WE GOOOOOO

Anonymous

Invasion of the body shoppers

Miyaa

AI strippers? Do they show off their USB ports?

Spoogle McGee

On the bright side I'm sure many of the bodies she views wil be nude.

tim1724

May is the worst. Which means she's also the best, in that she's the worst.

Anonymous

Nah I want to see some strippers.

Mark P.

Welp, 2:1 for strippers. Democracy in action!

Mason Griffith

Beeps could even supply "party favors" from work.

Ted Van Roekel

May, you little depressive goblin, embrace the good times!

Boots McGoot

I know the fairy tale ending is that May gets loved into submission, but sometimes people go to extreme lengths to "prove themselves right" about being unworthy of kindness. have we seen AI counselling?

Anonymous

sex workers and strippers are amazing and valid, and some of the funnest people to party with. and I'd imagine go body-shopping with?

Jawes

True. EVERYTHING is more fun with strippers.

Peter McDevitt

name an activity that WOULDN'T be more fun with some strippers.

Michael Boettger

Male gendered strippers? Or female gendered strippers? Just asking. For ....a friend?

Anonymous

Yeah this is why surprises or a bad idea for some people

Joseph Bonnar

May, you ARE a horrible little blue goblin. :) Which is why we all love you.

Anonymous

You mean May is awfully awesome <3

JD

I love Beeps.

Grace Kieser
>>42847455

That reserved for when people get laid! Though you need the "Happy Arbor Day" banner to make it official...

Peter Jensen
>>42847528

Great plan, get May a new body and it's immediately wrecked when said "party favors" explode and/or rip off a limb ...

Valraven

I mean, to be fair, shopping for a new body would absolutely be more fun with strippers. There have to be AI strippers in the QCverse, and they would probably have some great input.

xamaryllix

What's the point of a new body if you can't grind it on surprise strippers??

Anonymous

Hmm... I'm wondering if this is a tease for a new line of work for May.

Anonymous
>>42847495

Remember when she had sex with Sven? She can show a whole bunch more than THAT.

Anonymous

May maybe awful, but let's all face it, we're all liking the way Beepatrice is thinking.

Barry Callahan
>>42848857

There's "stripping" and then there's "degloving". I'm not sure I'd count on May to stop before the one turns into the other.

Anonymous

May is the best worst friend. Everyone has one, and it’s hard to always like them, but you always know where they stand and they are there for those who need them.

Anonymous

KITTEH SHIRT?!

MikeT

I mean, she has a point.

Joe

May's not awful - I'm with Beeps on this one. it'd probably be more fun with strippers. I hate shopping. strippers would certainly liven things up.

Valraven
>>42848604

Grinding on strippers is, as I understand it, generally frowned upon.

Anonymous

I'm thinking if there were a crossover to the year 3000, May would be wanting Bender to help with the planning.

Anonymous

Everything is better with strippers....

Anonymous
>>42850324

I think she's just been beat down so many times now that she expects things to go badly. This is a legit personality trait... I was just talking with someone recently who basically thinks "my best attribute is that I don't ask for anything...." I feel like May's in that camp - she's been humiliated enough times that she's waiting for the inevitable rejection and letdown.

Anonymous

I can’t look at strippers doing their job. Am I alone here? I start to blush, feel awkward and a compulsory need to tell the strippers “Ehy! It’s crowded here! They might see you! Here’s a blanket! You might get a flu Once was a metal live with pole dancing strippers, the other in a disco in a very lewd special night. Both cases I didn’t know it was strippers’ night, both times I didn’t want to look. Don’t if they were doing for the fun of it or not. Not my kind of show anyway

Anonymous
>>42852695

That depends, are they strippers who need to make ends meet? Or are they strippers who strip because they want to for the fun of it?

Anonymous

August isn’t so great either so far...

Remy!

What’s the bet she picks the commercial Starscream body

Sleepy John

For an AI, does stripping involve chemicals and steel wool?

z

I've never found strippers to be fun. Too much "look, don't touch" for me. And, May has the sarcasm of someone that has been beaten up most of her life as a defense mechanism. Can we invest in a good robot therapist as well as a new body for her?

Sleepy John

Beeps test vibrators for a living. I bet she'll have some important suggestions.

Anonymous

I for one welcome our robot stripper overlords.

Bagge

Offscreen: Marigold and Dale prepare to strip. Momo tries to stop them.

Bagge
>>42856249

Such as "don't expose devise to exessive heat", to witch May would answer "no promises" with a smirk, to witch Beeps would answer, "no really, battery fire can do a real damage" to witch May would answer "who cares, this body is a bust anyway. I can do anything to it. anythi..." wherupon she would be uncharactaristically silent for a moment and then excuse herself to call Sven.

Bagge
>>42856137

If Pintsize knows what he's talking about - and I'm willing to bet he does - it involves canadian tire money

Bagge
>>42856188

I mean, she is in that group session but doesn't seem to think it help much

Anonymous

I hope May goes full cephalopod for her new bod. Maybe a cephalopod toaster?

Dolan
>>42857931

Flying squirrel body. It's the closest she's legally allowed to being a fighter jet.

Dylan T

May...gdi

Thomas Halpin

I'm thinking transforming jet girl body.

Anonymous

The robot jail folks probably won't let her be a small drone but May would for sure be a racing drone barring the ability to be a fighter jet. Although I guess 'drone' isn't appropriate being an AI.

09Klr650
>>42858680

I am thinking whatever body she gets will have adjustable boob size, just like her virtual body did. If for no other reason than to annoy others.

SpookyPenguin

Look at it from May's POV, she's terrified of being right all the time.

Sleepy John
>>42869500

The optimist believes we live in the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist fears this is true. I don’t remember who said that.

Anonymous

What *wouldn't* be more fun with strippers? I mean... Me: "I'd like an asiago bagel and a vente Americana to go please." Strippers: Here's your order! Me: Guy in line behind me: Clerk at the service counter: "Well, we're going to have to replace the entire drive train, but we have strippers in the waiting room for you." Me: "Do I have to tip them?" Clerk: "No, that's included in the cost of your repairs. Your insurance will cover it." Me: *WOOHOO!!!" : BINGO! Flashing lights and sirens begin, cue the strippers! #AmIRight?

Anonymous

May I'm sure will pick a chassis that is demure and not at all exceeding in average AI dimensions in the T (part number 800813S) & A (Catalogue BaDonkXL)

Jeffrey Nonken

"reminder that May is awful" But is she, though?

Anonymous

Heck. May is going to make sure that her new chassis has optional "personal" parts, a bomb rack, and robonips.

Anonymous
>>42893857

She'll go all out to make sure Jeph has to use the "not safe for google ads" bars as much as possible

Kuragari

May makes me think of someone with a chronic illness, she's mean because she's in the AI equivalent of physical pain all the time.

Bagge
>>42893857

She will have a "bomb rack" all right, hurr hurr

Michael Boettger

Maybe she'll troll Dale so hard and show up as her AR avatar-the maid.

Anonymous
>>42857931

Man, I saw Cephalopod Toaster at the Rat back in '87, before they got all commercial.