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How To Party (Patreon)

Published:
2020-05-04 01:14:48
Imported:
2022-01

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party responsibly

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Anonymous

Homer, you know that beer ain't free.

Grace Kieser

Ooo! I call the orange cranberry!

Jackie Horn

Marten I will fight you and I will win for that lemon poppyseed. Trust.

Lord Crusade

Claire you have grown up so much *sniff* =D

Anonymous

I will share my poppyseeds and my good good herb with all of these people.

Anonymous

Wal-Mart substituted my online order of chocolate muffins with cinnamon coffee cake and I absolutely forgive them.

Michael Boettger

First, Dora, call Tai. If there's any blazing to be done, she'll demand to be part of it. Claire's mom too.

Anonymous

Weed, muffins, and friends. Sounds like a good party!

A.A. aka Double

I want muffins AND weed. I have one but not the other.

Michael Boettger

And baking a batch of lemon poppyseed tomorrow. Because.

Anonymous

I legit expected to see at least one piece of confetti hiding in Claire’s hair

Douglas E. Smith

CALL THE SECRET BAKERY! Get Clinton and his mom over, Eliot and Brun can deliver the goods...

Hope

as the stoner in my group, this is largely my role

Dylan T

I'm not a stoner but I'll eat large amounts of pastries and be overly affectionate any day

Olaf

Dangit, *I* wanted to call dibs on the lemon poppyseed.

Anonymous

PSA: Smoking anything that irritates the lungs may increase susceptibility to the coronavirus. Prolly a good time to drink instead...

BobC

There once was a student named Claire, Whose exam score was well above fair. After her anxiety. She wanted to party, With confetti still in her hair!

Joseph Bonnar

Be very interesting if Roko were to walk in on a room full of people eating muffins. And drinking Assam tea.

Anonymous

Claire: “... read out favorite poems to each other!” Piccolo in the distance: “NEEEEEEEEEEERRRRED!!!”

Thomas Halpin

Why can't we turn the lights down, put on some light jazz, get blazed out of our minds and take turns reading poems at each other while we eat every muffin in the place?

drone r0m-3

Did someone say open muffin bar?!

Anonymous
>>36307392

By 'reading poems', I hope you mean yelling poems about how much you love everyone, right?

Bagge

I for one wouuld peg Claire for the light Jazz & Poetry kind of person

darklion

>_> <_<

Ísabel Pirsic
>>36305562

Let me fall out of the window with confetti in my hair, deal out jacks or better on a blanket by the stairs; I’ll tell you all my secrets but I’ll lie about my past, so send me off to bed for evermore!

allanfranta

ummm, lemon poppyseed muffins!

Anonymous

Dibs or no dibs, first one there gets the lemon poppyseed! (running as though possessed)

Thomas Halpin
>>36307392

Those are pretty much the only kind I write when I'm in a moodlit room with muffins and jazz.

Julia Allen-Hesse

I mean, jazz/poetry party sounds pretty dope too.

Anonymous
>>36305566

Ooh, I wonder what variety of anthropomorphic animal weed smells like to robots!

Mark
>>36305566

I have the vague recollection that Roko's bread fetish doesn't extend to other baked (as it were) goods, if that's what you meant.

Mark
>>36305562

Nice effort, although 'party' is a syllable short of being a fully functional limerick rhyme for 'anxiety', i.e. there is no unstressed syllable in 'party' between the stressed one and the rhyming one, whereas there is one in 'anxiety'.

Anonymous

I prefer the first option. Let's ask Pintsize his opinion.

Anonymous

Long as no one invites the shame orb