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Boomf (Patreon)

Published:
2020-05-03 01:44:40
Imported:
2022-01

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myth busted

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EnterTheHero

This is now my favorite sound effect ever.

Anonymous

could be worse, couldve been glitter

Andrea Andrew

Have we done this before, with Dora and Tai’s engagement? Either way, I guess if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.

Chase the Dragon

What's the gun called? I can't read the label on it.

Douglas E. Smith

I suspect he ALWAYS has a block of ballistic gel on hand...for reasons.

Michael Boettger

Good call there Pintsize. Facial and upper body lacerations would put a damper on any celebrations.

Miyaa

Wonder if Pintsize has discussed what condoms do to gelatin with Beeps?

Anthony Gaglianese

Pintsize: Answering the real questions with perversions of science since 2003

Anonymous

Hi Jeph just wanted to say thanks since as of today I came out to my friends and GF as trans!!!!! Thanks to your comic I've felt confident !

Anonymous

Pintsize is my fucking hero

BobC

I'm looking for a project that combines ballistic gelatin with ballistic nylon on a ballistic missile. Anyone?

Anonymous

Him face in panel three. Wholesome.

JD

I can't believe Pintsize was smart and nice enough to test out the condoms on the gelatin first.

Carl Fink
>>36250270

I zoomed in to individual pixels. It's just jagged lines.

Carl Fink

How come nobody invites Pintsize to the coffee shop? They don't keep Momo or Winslow locked in their homes. (I know Pintsize isn't actually locked in, but he never leaves any more.) He literally saved their lives from Vespabot, back in the day.

Chase the Dragon

It was a question more for jeph because his orig copy is probably higher quality. I should have designated. My bad.

Nicholas Lopez

At least Pintsize was courtious to not use condoms

Dylan T

Im 99% sure I've seen 'boomf' used as an onomatopoeia in a hentai before.

Joseph Bonnar

He may keep ballistic gelatin in the fridge, but bets are he buys them from Beepatrice. Who gets it at her real job, wholesale. (Stress testing sex toys DEMANDS ballistic gelatin.)

Joseph Bonnar
>>36250803

I admit to having a head cannon of my own... https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/0/0d/new.png

Czarzhan

When Marten mentioned condoms the other day, I assumed unwrapped (but otherwise unsullied) condoms.

Czarzhan
>>36251282

He's always cared. His shtick always been inflicting awkwardness and emotional discomfort, not physical damage. (But I think he gets some form of gratification when damage is inflicted on *him* )

at0m
>>36251007

For breasts popping out of a shirt, probably

awgiedawgie
>>36250264

Oh yeah. You <i>never</i> get that stuff out. I'm <i>still</i> finding glitter in my room from a play our school did 5 years ago. And I wasn't even <i>in</i> the play!

Anonymous
>>36250872

He has been there before: https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2574. I wouldn't be surprised if he's not welcome back.

Bagge

This was really the best case scenario

Andrew
>>36250518

What about that Aerogel Stardust probe NASA launched a while back, does that just about hit your trifecta?

John Fiala

Wow, Pintsize really is trying to be a better person, isn't he? I mean, he's still crude, but now he's trying to be nicer and just making jokes about him being crude. (By which I mean, I don't think Pintsize did such testing, but is making fun of his reputation as a joke.)

Andrew

Picture this: Beeps &amp; Pintsize hosting a very unique mythbusters show.

Shane Wegner

Who is funding Pintsize? Does the Companions program have some government grants or EC or artillect seed funding? Does have have some patents or screenwriter royalties coming in? Is he mining Ethereum on his processor while he sleeps? I feel like he may have mentioned but I don't remember.

MikeT

I reject your reality and substitute Pintsize's!

Anonymous

“If you introduce a gun in act 1, it must be fired by act 5...”

Matthew Foweraker

That's Pintsize, carefully tested and safe shenanigins. Utter Chaos, Zero Danger.

Mark
>>36250504

Is 'fucking' just an intensifier here, or an adjective? :-)

Mark
>>36257005

Mythbusters was where I first heard of ballistics gel, so it's an understandable association.

Anonymous

Pintsize has two molds for pouring his ballistic gel. One shaped like a torso with prominent boobs, and the other is shaped like a butt.

Andrew
>>36272153

Modelled off who though... hmm... maybe from back when Faye was a target for his ballistic romantic overtures?

Sleepy John

Shoulda used glitter. You never get rid of all the glitter.

Ashley Thomas

aww thats sweet. he did what she wanted and tested and made sure not to hurt them. i really think hes grown over the years.

Anonymous

I was expecting unwrapped condoms.

Joe

a mythbusters callout. this really is the perfect comic universe.

Bill Hall

Ouch! Like, the world’s worst paper cuts!