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Bob Gilmore

“De cock”. Heh.

Michael Boettger

Milestones. And baby steps in their relationship. I love these two.

Captain Button

Be careful setting off cannons around Bubbles, might trip undesirable reflexes.

Joel Bateman

I'm trying to read the whiteboard.

Ian Wolfe

WE'VE BEEN DENIED PINTSIZE SHENANIGANS?!?! REVOLT!!!

Anonymous

omg the head kiss 😭

Anonymous

i want a condom cannon

Vilinda

I mean... Yeah, probably.

Sleepy John

EVERYBODY needs celebrations!

Thomas Halpin

Great, now we have Chekov's CondomFetti Cannon somewhere off screen on a hair trigger

Summer Sudbrink

Decock the confetti cannon, deconfetti the cock cannon, poor Pintsize never gets to have any fun.

Anonymous

"Dammit, Party Cannon, we've talked about this!"

Anonymous

The Condom/Confetti Cannon is for those times when the Arbor Day banner just isn't enough

Trigon Manthree

In Soviet Russia, Chekhov's Cannon is spelled with an H. Unless the cannon is helming a starship.

Anonymous

Also, it turns out "decock" isn't a metaphor...

MiqoRems

The real question is how he fit all those cocks in the confetti cannon to begin with

Mad Marie

Turns out that it does have actual confetti, but it’s all white and affixed in exactly the place on pintsize’s body one would expect.

NekoIncardine

No, no, we need to decock the cock cannon, launching dildoes like that is dangerous in an apartment complex. Confetti out of the cock cannon is much safer and also more confusing.

Bailey Tighe

Long time, no mention, Pintsize!

jeremiahb89

I remember when Pintsize had a laser cannon built in before it was removed!

MikeT

Decocking the condom canon might cause all kinds of issues

Anonymous

*15 years and Martin still has his mogwai poster*

Am Queue

At the crotch, or artfully glued in a spray across his face and neck?

Bagge

Go claire!

Lightsabr2

The only AI we haven't seen in a while...

Andrew Armstrong

This made me laugh so much I really should have taken a shot of Ventolin first ;-)

awgiedawgie

It occurs to me that if Pintsize did indeed have a confetti cannon, he probably would have been waiting with it and fired it as soon as Claire announced that she had passed.

Anonymous

Truly wild that this page drops the day that I find out I got into an Ivy League school.

Daniel Rydberg

Who are these characters btw? They don’t seem to have any robotic parts or huge asses.

jimbo

"happy songs for happy panda"-ermm, am I reading that right?

Bruce Steinberg

I went to a memorial service with broomstick air guitars and confetti cannons once. It was beautiful. 💙

Anonymous

Good comic. Can't help but think this would be better if there was 90% more legs.

Lind

Oh hey the Mogwai poster is back. I don't know if that's been gone for ages or if I just haven't noticed it, but hey.

Matthew Van Gangelen

Joel Bateman. Thank you. I thought it said Happy Songs for Angry Pandas.

Anonymous

The condom cannon is full of a dismembered er1ka moen.