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Michael Boettger

Clinton is wondering if it's too late to change his major.

gatherer818

Beeps 😿 we love you, never change.

Thomas Halpin

Beeps other job is perfect for her. I'm glad she likes this one.

Lord Crusade

You poor sweet summer robot

Anonymous

baby :(

Anonymous

Wait are there humans working there?

BobC

She may sound silly here, but she's a sex-toy testing savant in her day job.

Joel Bateman

Beeps tries, and that's all that matters. Bless her processors.

KingAtticus

Millennial icon Beeps

drone r0m-3

Trying to get the printer working is very hard and difficult work. I got your "PC LOAD LETTER" right here!

Anonymous

This adds to the pile of evidence that it's the right call for Roko to be in charge. I hope Clinton learns that soon; and joins the charity to lend a helping (robotic or otherwise) hand.

Anthony Gaglianese

Beeps is the AI equivalent of a cinnamon roll. Tamagotchi?

Czarzhan

I wonder if Beeps would freak if she knew Clinton knew Roko...

Daryl Sawyer

I wonder what she would think if she knew Roko had fantasized about Clinton and a loaf of sourdough.

Sandrock

All these characters are like one name drop away from knowing each other even more at any given point lol

Anie M

It's that two degrees of separation that makes the story super believable to me lol. I had a friend recommend a friend to do my taxes. Turns out he was my husband's cousin's spouse. And my father in law's aunt is a coworker of my dad's 😂

Anonymous

Huh. I wouldn't have expected an AI to be so thoroughly incompetent. I guess there must be some kind of genetic learning algorithm that makes each AI a little different than the next.

SilverbackRon

I love Beeps. She is one of my favorite characters. Don't you ever give up Beeps!

Ardent Slacker

... and now I'm extremely certain that there exists an extremely popular youtube channel with a robo-lass and her printer struggles... and it shows up on lists of "extremely useful advice", "Not technically porn", and "printer-dominatrix" no, wait! "dot-minatrix"

Anonymous

Notice that Brun has a three-bubble buzz going by the 6th panel? That is some fast-acting ouzo!

Anonymous

Beeps breaks my heart because I have the human version of complete total incompetence syndrome.

Am Queue

TFW I give the same type of 'my day' information, because 'what are you doing' on any larger level amounts to 'nothing'.

Anonymous

That's a lot of exposition from someone without drunk bubbles

Dean Reilly

One day Beeps will snap and go full Office Space on that printer.

Joseph Bonnar

RE the office printer... Does it contain an AI that wants to print, or is it simply a machine. And if it does contain an AI, what did Beepatrice DO to the poor thing! :(

Mark

Not that secret, Beeps.

Bagge

Everything will be so much more effective with ai, they said...

jimbo

there's something kinky submissive about Beeps

Chris Crowther

They seem to be about on par with humans in terms of occurrences of competency.

Anonymous

I feel like when she tests toys, she is given a test object and a control object and asked to take them both across the room and place them in a cabinet together.... and if it survives, thats QC done.

Ack

Why do they have a water cooler in an office space with only robots?

Stephen Wells

... so Beeps would totally rub Roko's emblem-adorned posterior with a loaf of pumpernickel if she knew what Roko was into. I could see that working out pretty well for both of them.

Grace Kieser

I'd ship it, but I fear Roko would be so frustrated with Beeps that their relationship wouldn't last more than a couple weeks.

Shane Wegner

I guess not every AI is deific perfection made manifest.

Anonymous

Some remarkable Brian David Gilbert energy from Clinton in this one.

Churchill (formerly TeaBear)

I feel somehow that the second to last panel should have had someone off-screen yelling "WOO BUTTS!". Sort of a conversational humor punctuation.

Matt Grayson

How did Clinton escape from Millefeuille? That wasn't a come-hither look she gave him. It was a you're-not-going-anywhere look.

TubaGinger

For humans that visit? Advocates, family, partners, delivery folks?

Daryl Sawyer

Her drunk simulation probably simulated her passing out. He made her comfortable, trusted his other friends not to be dicks about it, and moved on.