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The Only Way To Eat A Banana (Patreon)

Published:
2018-03-28 03:42:21
Imported:
2022-01

Content

Polygon cameos!

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Comments

Anonymous

Polygon and potential polyamory

Anonymous

So many ships we want to sail...

Anonymous

You're supposed to hold a banana by the handle.

Anonymous

Is that Pat and Simone???

Anonymous

why not ask them both?

Anonymous

I sort of want the next page to be Claire sensing a disturbance in the force...

Anonymous

Good god, you are SUCH a troll, Jeph.

A sheep

What did I JUST SAY ON THE LAST STRIP

Gary Walker

Beer. Helping Clinton unintentionally flirt with Elliot since a few months ago.

Bagge

BROS, BROS, BROS!!!

Captain Button

Reputation and image is *everything* in bouncing.

Anonymous

A Brun, Clinton, Elliot poly-relationship would be an entire crate of awkward.

Anonymous

DAMMIT JEPH

BobC

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. I know what time does to a banana. I can't stop wondering about fruit flies and an arrow.

Nicholas Lopez

FIRST FAYE AND BUBBLES AND NOW THIS!?

Anonymous

Stop it Jeph, stop torturing our big soft boy like this, he's a sweet marshmallow who deserves love and happiness and puppies, do you hear me Jeph?! HAPPINESS AND PUPPIES DANG YOU!

Anonymous

Elliott makes the same mistake all men are doomed to make when we're young and lonely. We get crushes on practically anyone we meet who's nice to us. And that's okay.

David Paul

Oh, Elliot! Don't be like me! All you can do is ask, you lovable, intimidating marshmallow!

Anonymous
>>11111685

Jeph is EBIL! EBIL I tells ya! EBIL!!!!!!! (Multiple exclamation points are a sure sign of a disturbed mind.)

Paul Grodt

O_O INTRIGUE! JEPH! GOOD!

Brad Knowles

Polygon cameos? And who are Pat and Simone? What have I missed, and from where?

蒲公英

I think Elliot needs to learn aboit Gale Shapley. Everything is easier when it is a poly time algorithm.

Andrew
>>11111597

He might have to crush Clinton's hand again to get some cred back!

Stoodmuffin

ELLIOT YOU CUTE BUTT HEAD

Ben Russell-Gough

Clinton's role today is to make Elliott's emotional dilemma even worse!

Anonymous

Should we just assume that Clinton has gone and peed in a corner or something?

Ben Russell-Gough
>>11113373

It's simpler to assume that he went to the bathroom in the gap between comics 3704 and 3706.

Joal Taylor
>>11113373

Yeah, went to the bathroom, then went to the bar, grabbed another beer, then returned to Elliot and resumed the conversation where they left off.

Rudolph Gerber
>>11113373

That made me think of an REM misheard lyric : "That's pee in the corner/ That's pee on a spot light/ Losing my religion..." Yeah OK I know I'm wierd.

Mark
>>11112352

I also feel like I am missing something.

Anonymous

Elliot is adorable! <3

gatherer818

I think my favorite part of this comic is that Elliot specifies "Please don't hug me AT WORK", indicating he's open to receiving hugs in other venues. My ship is standing by to be armed with canon, thank you Jeph.

Populuxe

Stop making everyone cuter! Cute is my Kyptonite! Powers of... feigned indifference... weakening...

Anonymous
>>11118632

Elliot strikes me as someone who, once he's comfortable with you, is always up for hugs when off the clock

Will Weaver

And then suddenly Claire and/or Renee walk into the bar and start shipping all of them. :P

Cole Blackblood

Sure Elliot, you don't want hiim to hug you cause you're at work - that's *totally* the only reason ;)

Anonymous

Does this mean Griffin McElroy is canon in the QC-verse?

Paul Nobles

I believe that 'cronch' is the name of the feeling Elliot is experiencing in the last panel. It just works on so many levels.

Anonymous
>>11113373

LOL I will never hear "Losing My Religion" without laughing ever again

Anonymous

PHALLIC BANANA

Robert Oller

Love the Sea of Thieves reference.

David Howe

That is not how you spell crotch banana... you know, just sayin' :)