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Everyone Loves Crab Girlfriend (Patreon)

Published:
2018-03-04 05:50:08
Imported:
2022-01

Content

I took a one-off bonus comic and turned it into a weird little story

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Cody Renton

Crab girlfriend is trash Magical Love Gentleman 4ever

Alex Mullenix

Damn it, what does her shirt say?? I'm just going to assume Venus in Furs.

Celine Chamberlin

And I suddenly want a Crab Girlfriend mug.

Fart Captor

Claire's such a sweetheart ❤

Celine Chamberlin

I love this little scene. There's a kinship and understanding between them which is really nice to see.

gatherer818

"what? Of course I'm not cheating on you, I'm just letting your weird ai companion shoot toast on my face!" Thanks to this comic, this is a conversation I've imagined now, please get it out of my head.

Mordaeus

I would buy a Crab Girlfriend mug.

Bagge

"I make bread FUN"

Anonymous

Gotta not fault Pintsize for this one. He did ask politely...

Paul Rendell

You know, originally I thought Pintsize had just gotten confused at the whole "toasting" thing, but this is so much better.

Andrew

Overnight, Marten vanishes without a trace. Pintsize graciously offers Claire a shoulder to cry on. No one suspects a thing (if they know what’s good for them). [Good grief. That took a very Film Noir twist didn't it]

Anonymous

I like that Claire seems to have had a positive effect on all of Marten's family.

Ben Russell-Gough

So, Pintsize is actually into shooting toast at people? I mean, who am I to judge but you do have to wonder what he gets out of it!

Thomas Boys

Episodes of Crab Girlfriend simply write themselves: "Omg, Crab-chan might be into me? Pinch me, I must be dreaming!" *scuttlescuttlescuttlePINCH* "Ow!"

Captain Button

""I don't want to mate with your woman, " I tell him. "Your woman is a crab, for God's sake." But this only makes him angrier, because I think he knows, deep inside his slimy little heart that I'm telling the truth. " - Dave Barry <a href="http://www.miamiherald.com/living/liv-columns-blogs/dave-barry/article1937969.html" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://www.miamiherald.com/living/liv-columns-blogs/dave-barry/article1937969.html</a>

Anonymous

you gonna be at ECCC tommorow? hope to see you there again this year

David Paul

Marten's <a href="http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2896" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">Loom of Doom</a> really left its mark on Pintsize's behaviour towards Claire!

Marc Pengryffyn

Dammit, now I want Crab Girlfriend to be a real thing!

Peter Jensen
>>10558272

Always hard to tell with the stranger kinks. Like, what does the guy with a <a href="https://twitter.com/tea_vea/status/969622359744360449" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">high-priced wonderbread/pollution/deforestation fetish</a> get out of it? Apparently he's spending a lot of money on commissions of said fetish, so there's gotta be something, right?

Will Weaver

Yay Claire! ❤️

Czarzhan

I love it! I was kind of hoping for a follow-up.

Nicki Faulk

Claire is so awesome, I adore her! &lt;3

Andy Sleeper
>>10557134

I want a set, so I can store it next to my Magical Love Gentleman mug

Anonymous

I think that's the sweetest response to a proposition Pintsize has ever gotten. Aww. &lt;3

Anonymous
>>10562687

Likely the *only* sweet response Pintsize has ever gotten....

Shawn K. Younkin

Claire's response almost seems like she has had to give it before so it's rehearsed on some level.

Anonymous

possible root of Pintsize's toaster fetish: <a href="http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2908" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2908</a> (first attempt at a link in patreon, hopefully it will work, sigh)

Brent Catherman

I saw something like this on that Nina Bedford Show. Toast Fucking. Where you fuck or get fucked with toast.

Anonymous

Only jerks don't call back the next morning, Pintsize! Call her back! Don't you give up on this! I need this!

Anonymous

YAY! I love when Claire is around.

Airyu

I love Claire's and Pintsize's friendship so dang muuuuuch

Anonymous

You had me at hello, Pintsize. You had me at hello.

SSJ Carrot Cake

Claire is awesome and for some reason reminds me of my brother's GF, who is also awesome.

David H. Adler

How is this weird? TONS of people tell others they have gluten allergies. :-)