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Do Not Bring Her Dishonor (Patreon)

Published:
2018-02-22 04:10:57
Imported:
2022-01

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CRAB GIRLFRIEND

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Aeryn Monet

oh hey a comic

Geo (Overand)

I don't think QC could handle more than one Melon.

Matt

classiest boob joke yet

Anonymous

Wow go May with the sincerity!!!!

Alex Mullenix

I forgot about Magical Love Gentleman!

Am Queue

No May, no fruit. No, really. Comparison bad. The first panel was lovely. It went downhill again.

Shawn K. Younkin

Why is May even allowed to hold a knife??

BobC

Have your AI friend talk to my AI friend and we'll figure this out...

Mister Cletus

I...I want to play Crab Girlfriend...

Gary Walker
>>10309553

If you think she's walking sideways, no, it's just that she's in love.

Fart Captor

One of the Melons is sitting on the other one's shoulders and they are wearing a big trench coat

Stoodmuffin

Dale... DALE. DALE. BUDDY.

Celine Chamberlin

Why does seeing May with a knife both scare and excite me? Asking for a friend.

Anonymous

I want to play Crab Girlfriend dating sim.

Grace Kieser
>>10309511

Cause it's hard for a fighter jet to hurt anyone with a knife, obviously

gatherer818

Crab Girlfriend and Princess Jellyfish just got conflated in my mind, now I can't separate them.

Grace Kieser

May, always keeping it classy!

Unanimous D

Don't say "it's all your fault" but don't go "it's all my fault" either. Both of those are fucked up. Just apologize for the thing that you did wrong. If she doesn't admit to her contribution of carelessness, then you might have a problem. But this is M we're talking about here. She's not some diva who needs to be worshiped and have a rug rolled out in front of her like those guys in Guardians Vol 2. AND FOR FUCK'S SAKE DON'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT FRUIT! jesus!

Anonymous

Wait, there are a couple of Melons? Not just one who lives with Arthur?

Dean Reilly

Someone should set up Crab Girlfriend and Magical Love Gentleman on a date. I bet they'd hit it off!

Anonymous

Haha I was browsing random strips the other day and got sucked into the storyline of May's first appearance, and her shouting "Damn, look at the cans on that one" is still one of the funniest moments of QC to me

Samantha Yeaman

I am hoping against hope that this all goes well and those two knuckleheads end up having the world's best makeup sex. I'm still traumatised from the last proper breakup this comic had.

Anonymous
>>10309926

Of course, I had to look this up. <a href="http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2509" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2509</a>

Andrew
>>10309428

Jeph's boob jokes are upper class humor compared to the butt jokes!

Andrew

The marketing dept really goofed with the tagline though: "Let's all go catch some crabs!"

Brent Catherman
>>10309657

Perhaps it's for the best that looks like the one used for suicide and should this makeup attempt fail it would be best to keep Dale from committing hara-kiri.

Paul Grodt

"IT AIN'T ABOUT FAIRNESS, IDIOT" yaaaaaass. Why is this so hard to understand? Choose your priorities, pick your battles, let shit go!

Bagge

She's very sturdy

Bagge

I want to watch the crab girlfriend anime

Anonymous

I'm starting to think that May is one of the best characters in this strip, bar none. She's honest. Crude, rude, socially inept, but totally honest and (from what I can see) very loyal. Ok, time to ship her. NOT with Pintsize. HE'S being shipped with Officer Basilisk. (That's canon now.)

Ben Russell-Gough

Just in case we forgot that it's May talking...

Anonymous

Dea Jeph Jacques, Thank you for the Magical Love Gentlemen reference. It has been a while. &lt;3

Richard
>>10311463

She's probably the least socially inept of all the AIs.

Ben Russell-Gough

Here is the question for both Dale and Marigold: Is there anything to the two of you's relationship other than the sex?

David Paul
>>10312843

That... is actually a reasonable question. I mean, there's anime and gaming as well, but that is not exactly a solid foundation for a relationship either.

Dark Wulf

Is may implying that Marigold is 2 melons wearing a flesh suit because that's weird... Even for Melon... Or maybe it isnt

Anonymous

I used to use an art-gallery metaphor with an insecure girlfriend. I can go into a gallery and say "That's a lovely painting, I like that painting," but that doesn't mean I want to bring it home and hang it on my wall.

J.M. Hall

....Is she holding a tanto?

Gabriel Nichols

So ... quick question on AI bodies, are Momo and May's chassis hooked up to Wifi and are they coordinating their responses? Or has Winston just been doing a really good job as a counselor?

Bagge
>>10315233

I REALLY don't think Momo want to have an open connection to May...

Hugh Eckert

Prediction for next strip: Momo gives Marigold similar advice. Strip after that- they both go to each other's apartments and miss each other; Momo and May redirect them; hilarity ensues.

Peter Jensen

Melons are fine and all, though personally I'm more fond of pear.

Brian

Crab Girlfriend, also known as Bakemonogatari